Rating: 
Summary: Can you give less than one star?
Review: This is hands down the worst movie I have ever seen. With a boneheaded formulaic plot line there is nothing unpredictable and certainly nothing funny. I love Cuba Gooding Jr. and cannot be more disappointed with his choice to participate in this movie. Not only is the Horatio Sans character not funny but his openly hateful views that turn into his confusion over whether or not he himself is gay are so offensive I cannot believe no one involved with this movie thought to stop it. I love a good drag queen or gay joke as much as the next person but this is just down right stupid. If this movie doesn't ruin a few careers I don't know what could.
Rating:
Summary: No Stars - Dreadful!
Review: I like Cuba Gooding Jr. and was surprised he chose to do such an awful movie. I'll agree with reviewer "Marty from SF" that it is 'offensive to any living human being' - however, there was plenty of nudity in the edition I saw...he said there was none. This movie seems like the type of movie teenage boys would love (topless girls, completely lame sex jokes) and that ordinarily you'd find unknown teenage actors starring in - not an Academy Award winner...oh yeah, and written by teenage boys too...in about an hour (my apologies to any teenage boys who are above this). Spend your twenty bucks on something else. This is really...really...bad.
Rating: 
Summary: Not the Great Boat Trip To Take
Review: Though "Boat Trip" has some hilarious moments, this is not the greatest releases of 2003. Also, the movie cover only desplicts the two lead actors on a boat with women wearing bikinis. They don't say anything about this movie being about the men going on a gay man cruise mistakenly. This proves that the producers are sell-outs. If they would have written it on there, this would have been a wonderful gay pride movie. The plot doesn't allow the scenes to blend with one another very well. It sometimes gets confusing, though it's entertaining at times. The acting is weak by some performers. Oscar winner Cuba Gooding Jr. definitely doesn't show his tremendous talents like he has in the past, though he adds some of his own humor into the movie. This gives it some added enjoyment. "Saturday Night Live" star Horatio Sanz overreacts some of his words, he underreacts other words. The other performers are either average or good. Though "Boat Trip" offers some unforgettable moments, this movie is best to only watch once.
Rating: 
Summary: laugh out loud funny
Review: I really enjoyed this film, laughed all the way through. Cuba is great, Horatio and he have good chemistry together, and Will Farrell puts in a surprise hilarious cameo. Pure silly fun
Rating:
Summary: FUNNY BUT LOW BROW HUMOR
Review: Boat Trip is a comedy that notches up the raunch factor in the best tradition of Porky's and American Pie. The film stars Cuba Gooding Jr. and SNL's Horatio Sanz as two unlucky in love buddies who decide to take a singles cruise. Gooding Jr. playing Jerry has just had his marriage proposal to his girlfriend played by Vivica A. Fox turned down cold and really needs this trip. They run afoul of a vengeful travel agent play by Wil Ferrell who instead, books the pair on a gay cruise, which they find out MUCH to their shock after the ship has left the docks. This of course sets up many of the obvious jokes as they are hit upon by other travelers on the ship, including Louis, a rich English gentleman played by former James Bond, Roger Moore. However they eventually do find some rather opportunistic female companionship. Gooding, in a drunken state falls into the pool and is rescued by a gorgeous dance instructor played by Roselyn Sanchez. Sanz gets even more...the entire Swedish bikini team which just happens to be floating around on a raft and rescued by their cruise ship. Sanz takes an immediate liking to the blonde bombshell played by Victoria Silverstedt. The movie is low-brow humor at its most low and there a number of rather raunchy scenes including many scenes of simulated sex, most notably Sanchez demonstrating oral sex on a banana, and Sanz having a go at the Binkini teams very strict coach. Add to that some brief nudity and LOTS of swearing and the movie definitely earns it's "R" rating. Still, while it's no classic there are several laugh out loud moments. Moore is funny as a career military man now gay English gentleman. Gooding and Sanz seem to be a bit of an odd pairing and it's the old thin neat guy and fat slob guy pairing with them. The women of course are very gorgeous in the movie even though you'd think there's no way someone like Silverstedt would ever GO for a guy like Sanz. Fairly funny movie and at least worth a rent.
Rating:
Summary: Worth a Look for Cuba Fans
Review: Cuba Gooding, Jr. must have had some free time on his hands when he filmed "Boat Trip". It's definitely beneath his acting ability, but I guess he thought it would be fun. If you are one of his fans, it's worth a look. He plays a man named Jerry who is dumped by his girlfriend (Vivica A. Fox) for another man. His best friend Nick (Horatio Sanz) convinces him to go on a cruise to hook up with some women. After a squabble with a travel agent, the two friends are set up to take a gay cruise unbeknownst to them. On a gay cruise he finds of all things the woman of his dreams. The story line is lame I must admit, but there are some laughs. There is absolutely no gay bashing. The R rating is due to the nature of conversation and suggestive actions. The only nudity is watching some men walk around in those butt less pants. Plus, they have a new one. Instead of the Swedish Bikini Swim Team, they have the Swedish Bikini Tan Team on their way to an Hawaiian Tropic competition. They were rescued by the crew after their helicopter was shot down with a flair gun.
Rating:
Summary: Avoid This Trip
Review: A by-the-numbers juvenile comedy(?), "Boat Trip" is an useless and predictable movie that fails to entertain. Cuba Gooding Jr. plays a guy that goes on a boat trip with a (annoying) friend in order to forget his ex-girlfriend. Problem is, the boat is full of gay men.....eeewww!!! That`s it, this is the plot(?) to this movie. Along the way, the two friends manage to find their soulmates and actually discover that those gay guys are people too and have feelings as well (there`s some ridiculously patchy background music to give depth to that scene). Boy, who could have guessed?? "Boat Trip" is another disposable comedy rich on one-dimensional and unfunny characters, tiresome sex jokes, inane dialogue, insipid direction, cardboard acting and absence of a plot. Forgettable and unappealing.
Rating: 
Summary: What is wrong with all you people!
Review: Why does everybody think this movie is so stupid? I bought it on dvd not knowing what to expect and I was very pleased. My two idols from childhood Richard Roundtree(John Shaft) and Roger Moore(James Bond) are in the film and I give it five stars just for that. Anyway, the movie Boat Trip is about Jerry(Cuba Gooding Jr.)who asks his girl Felicia to marry him and she leaves him. Jerry's buddy Nick is told by crazy Marshall Gellar from high school to go on a cruise if he wants to get lucky with women. Jerry and Nick get into an argument with Artie Lange and Will Ferrell sends the two on a GAY cruise to get revenge. I don't want to give the movie away, but I can tell you one thing for sure, me and my friends laughed like hell throughout half the film. Have an open mind when you watch this film. How can you not like a movie with a Swedish tanning team and a BEAUTIFUL puerto rican dance instructor. The people that don't like this film are CRAZY! The best ... dollars I ever spent on Amazon.
Rating:
Summary: GREAT!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!
Review: I've watched Boat Trip over and over and over again! It's the most hilarious movie I've ever seen. Cuba Gooding Jr is GREAT in this movie. So funny. I love it and I never get tired of watching it.
Rating: 
Summary: skip it
Review: dont see this movie. it is not funny it is offensive to gays and i dont know wat cuba was thinking avoid it
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