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Summary: go see it
Review: if you liked deuce bigalow you should like the animal. there are some parts that don't work that's why i gave it 4 stars, however, the joke's i felt were pretty funny. it's definetly a movie i'll own.
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Summary: Skip this one
Review: This film is bad!I saw it on the first night it came out,and boy was it a waste of money!The film is about a guy training to be a cop but he never passes the test.Shortly after words he has a car accident. He is found by a strange doctor who replaces his damaged body parts with animal body parts,causing him to act in different ways.I am a fan of Rob Schneider but this just was not good.If you go see this film I wish you good luck.Later.
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Summary: My Dog could make a better movie
Review: This movie was the worst. Don't get me wrong. I have liked other movies in the past that have starred SNL actors like Tommy Boy and Happy Gilmore. But this was a waste. A huge waste. The funniest part is when he does a dolphin swim in the pond and that whole scene is on the commercial. Don't see this movie.
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Summary: The Animal
Review: I thought that the Animal starring Rob S. was very funny and a great movie to sit down and watch to forget about those embarissing moments.thanks!!! Michael Nigro
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Summary: Rob Schneider's "The Animal"
Review: The animal starring Rob Schneider is a halarious movie. It is about a man the get's in a car wreck and gets hurt really bad. Well, a man found him and took him to his lab and put animal parts in him. Then the man started haveing problems. He met a girl and he liked her and she liked him. At that time the man was trying to get on the police force. So his boss was trying to kick him off of it. Then he finally got on because he found some drugs on a guy just like a dog would! So he got on the force! Then the man that created him came back to get him because he could hurt somebody or get hurt. So he finally came back and the man told him what to do. And the man didn't listen! So at the end of the movie he found out that the girl that he liked and the girl that liked him was the same thing as him! Part animal! So they got married and had babies and the babies were animals to. This movie is a funny comedy movie. You will love it!
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Summary: As bad as it gets!
Review: The Animal is not an unimpressive movie due to the fact that it appeals to a low denominator, or because it is silly. It doesn't pretend otherwise, so you cannot hold that against it. What is bad about the Animal is its almost complete lack of humor. It is pure silliness. I cannot say that I even snickered once. You may find it hard to believe that I thought Schnieder's last movie 'Duece Bigalow' was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. So I went to see the Animal with high hopes, but my expectations were never met. Rob Schnieder clearly has the role of ner do well doofus down pat. But the Animal simply fails to deliver. While Colleen Haskell is a welcome prescence, she doesn't save the movie from being a complete waste. Thumbs down.
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Summary: Stupid jokes. Waste of time.
Review: All the too many sub-plots of this movie do not fit together. It's just like the director and writer tries to do anything to get to stupid jokes they can think of. Not worth wasting your time on.
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Summary: Schneider does it again!
Review: If you've seen Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo and liked Rob Schneider's performance (no pun intended) as much as I did - then you'll love The Animal! Same kind of goofy humor. Will definitely be buying this on DVD when it's released.
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Summary: the animal is not even worth an hour and a half of your time
Review: It's a sad day when a movie makes "Deuce Bigolo Male Gigolo" seem like a Shakespearean play, but "The Animal" accomplishes that very quickly. Marvin Mange(Rob Schneider), a sort-of cop gets into an accident and is put back together with the innards of various animals. This seems like an extremely insane idea especially when it is considered that when given any new organ, large doses of medication are recieved by the patient and sometimes the body does not even accept the new organ. The reason that recieving animal body parts works in this movie is that it is stupid. It also makes no sense that he should inherit all of the attributes given to each animal. This movie feels like an extended SNL skit. Maybe the film would be funnier if it was cut into many pieces and shown on SNL but it wasn't. Even with the popularity of Adam Sandler who produced it, this movie could only open at number three in the box office. This movie can not be considered to be a film but just a dumb movie. Total waste of time and money.
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Summary: Two words... COLLEEN HASKELL!!!
Review: I've told you in a previous review why I've rated this movie a 2. I'm in the middle. I liked it in the sense it had Colleen Haskell of course. But it didn't show her for the good-natured person she is ( well for the last half anyways ). She plays Rianna Huntingville Holmes, an animal shelter employee that spends a year in a tree so she can eventually save it. She first meets Marvin ( unfortunately Rob Schneider ) in a bathroom ( the girls' room was too crowded ) Marvin gets off to a bad start because he farts ( that word is so childish. lol.) and he doesn't know she was in there. Rianna first labels Marvin as the "Fart Guy," but then starts to fall for him because she senses he's like one of her animals. She explains ( or tries to to Marvin, currently wrestling an orangutan ) that she prefers animals over people. Anyways if your sick of hearing me ramble on and on, then basically what happens later was kind of uncalled for. If you saw it, of course you know what I'm talking about. I'm a thirteen-year-old girl and I don't even think it's funny!
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