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Summary: Could This Be Any Better?
Review: This has to be the greatest film ever made. OK so it's not exactly 'quality', but then 'quality' films like Ben Hur, never made anyone nearly die of laughing. I could take up a whole page of writing how funny ever single second is but these are just the best bits:
1. Gord(Tom Green)cuts open a dead moose, gets inside the skin and get hit by a truck, then gets up laughing like a maniac
2. Gord's dad finds him in the shower dressed in his scuba gear, pretending that the soap-on-a-rope is a treasure. his dad then throws him out of the shower, the soap lands in the toilet and Gord goes diving (literally) down the U Bend to find it
3. Gord puts a suit on backwards and starts walking backwards saying 'I'm the backwards man' when his dad comes in
4. To try and become more creative Gord rigs up a pulley system so he can play the keyboard, eat sausage and draw at the same time. Of course his dad has to come and ruin it.
5. After the 'sausage' incident they attend a family counselling session where Gord claims that his dad has fingered his younger brother Freddy. Gord throws a statue out of the window while proclaiming that his dad is a child molester. the police then go to their house to take freddy into care, but are shocked to find that he is 25 years old.If after reading that you don't wanna watch it then you really need to get a sense of humour (or is it humor for y'all Americans?) Just reading it back to myself I'm in stitches. if you don't wanna watch it then go back to your boring job at the cheese sandwich factory, while the rest of us have the time (or 90 minutes at least) of our life
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Summary: Worse than.... anything even D&D
Review: This really bad movie just made both D&D and Little Nicky move over. I'm sorry but there isn't anything that you want to watch you look away going oh my goodness that isn't happening is it? no it is... ahh help.. The best part was the 3 min PG version which was much easier to watch and had all of movie. Rip Torn is a good actor but every actor has to have the job they got wrangled into. Like Jeremy Irons in D&D. This even beat out Little Nicky for just plain stupidity without a point. The point of this movie as far as anyone could tell was Tom Green had father issues and had to work them out. It's to bad he couldn't do it in private therapy like everyone else. Watch it I dare you... I'm even sorry I spent the dollar to rent it.
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Summary: How can someone....
Review: take a movie directed by and starring TOM GREEN seriously?
This movie is for those who have a sick...twisted sense of humor, and love Tom Green.
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Summary: The most brilliant peice of comedic art in movie history!
Review: Ok, first of all, there's one thing you should know about this movie before you view it: you'll either love it or hate it. I, personally think it is absolutely the funniest thing I've ever seen, but some people think Tom Green's sick humor is too much. Now, he can be a little ridiculous at times, but this movie was simply great. I mean come on, someone running around a forest road screeming and wearing a dead deer on their back while cute little forest animals spectate nearby and children's music plays in the background, and then to have him plowed by a speeding eighteen wheeler and go scraping across the ground at 60 mph? HOW IS THAT NOT FUNNY? Fans of the Tom Green Show will treasure this movie. The exaggerated situations and the spontaneous ridicule at unpredictable places just made the movie. I mean, it's just the kind of movie I'm looking for, nothing but comedy, from the beginning to the end. I must have rewound most scenes of the movie about fifty times each because they were so funny. I highly recommend this movie to anyone. If you love the Tom Green Show, and are looking for a great comedy with more memorable lines then the three stooges, go get this movie without thought! Don't listen to the people who either hate Tom Green or think they're too "mature" to find this kind of movie amusing!
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Summary: Funniest movie I have seen
Review: This is the funniest movie I have ever seen. Everyone is so shocked, disturbed by it, but a great comedy goes beyond expectations and forces one to rethink the ordinary. I stand by my review--albeit, anonymously--FREDDY GOT FINGERED IS BRILLIANT!!!
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Summary: Move over Plan 9 From Outer Space...
Review: Without a doubt one of the worst films ever made. I try to avoid making such statements but this film leaves me no other options. This was playing on cable and I was currious to see if it was as bad as I'd always heard. My friends, it was worse. Every avenue of comedic last resort is traveled here: gross out humor, absurdist gags, excessive profanity (if all else fails), shock value humor...each one is trotted out and beaten silly by this sadly unfunny man. Comedy is suposed to bring laughs-not pain. (Question: Do people really laugh each time Tom Green repeats the same thing 3 or 4 times in a goofy voice? Just asking...) This film is: immature,amaturish,obnoxious,unfunny,desperate,tasteless,low brow, pointless, boring and lame. Yet, the reason to avoid this film at all costs is because it is just plain bad. It's acting,directing and "writing" are some of the worst I've seen in years.Not even worth seeing as a freakish curiosity-unlike the film itself, you may enjoy keeping your dignity. Do what I'm sure Rip Torn has done and try to put as much distance between yourself and Freddy Got Fingered as humanly possible.
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Summary: Daddy would you like some sausage?
Review: This movie makes no claim at being anything more that it is...
pure madness from Tom Green. The guy is funny and definitely creative and unique. There were parts where I shook my head and there were parts where I laughed. With that being said, leave your intelligence behind for 90 minutes and have some fun. Sure it's a bad movie but sometimes I'm a sucker for this stuff. I've got to go now. I think I hear my kitch.... er cell phone ringing. Enjoy.
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Summary: roast beef
Review: christ most you people need to lighten up. It's just a farking movie, I mean its tom green, what more did you expect.
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Summary: listen to my hooves my reviews
Review: I think this movie is one of the best comedy masterpieces and every household should have a copy.
my favourite lines from the film were "DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE A SAUSAGE DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGES" also "DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE" and "LISTEN TO MY HOOVES MY HOOVES"
so in conclusion this film gets the yopa review of two thumds up
SO DO SEEK THE MOVIE
(YOU HEARD IT FIRST HERE THE FILM IS PURE GENUSS)
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Summary: Clearly should've been NC-17
Review: I love comedy, I love to be crude, and I also hate this movie. This film goes way beyond crude, and delves into the world of violence and disgusting imagery! I'm in my mid-teens, and I'm male, probably one of the most comedically-tuned people in the world, but C'MON!!! This is funny!? It's filled with violence and jokes that aren't even supposed to be funny! It was made to disgust audiences everywhere, and it is definitely only for people with an IQ less than 25! The reviewer who said that he took his three-year-old daughter to it is an unfit parent, and the child is going to need some serious counseling after this! How do you know that your three-year-old liked it? SHE'S THREE! Show them something like this, and they don't even know what it is that they're watching! It's disgusting, and I would truly like to know how this creation slipped through the MPAA's fingers! How is this an R rated film!? It's clearly NC-17 material. Please!!! Somebody write a review explaining how this movie is not NC-17. Seriously! I would really like to know this! People trying to find depth in comedy like this need to give up, because there is NONE! There's not supposed to be! Period. Hated it, terrible movie, nothing against Tom Green, just a BAD movie. OH, TERRIBLE. I could go on all day spouting obscure adjectives describing my hatred for it, but unfortunately, I have better things to do with my time. I know I certainly did when I saw it! Hated it, period.
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