Rating: 
Summary: NEGATIVE 5 STARS!
Review: THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST MOVIE I SEEN IN THE PAST 10 YEARS!!!
i usually like tom greens stuff but this was a total let down. its not just what happens in the movie but the way it happens in a very pointless way. such as when his buddy breaks his leg and tom is licking the broken part of his leg. and dont forget the swinging of the baby and wearing the deer. the constant idiotic attitude gets old fast too. i usually find the most strangest things humerous but me and 10 of my friends found this to be one of the stupidest movies ever. dont waste your mony on this garbage. would be better suited as a coffee table coaster. heck dont even rent it.
Rating:
Summary: What in God's Green Earth Were They Thinking
Review: This movie gets one star because it has Tom in it. Not worth the time it takes you to press play. Theres only one question here. "How much are you willing to pay me to see this movie?".
Rating: 
Summary: PRetty good, Tom Green brings the enitre movie out!
Review: Alough many people on here complae about it,,, ITs more of a movie that a 17 or a 18 year old would like the comady is more on the teen/young adult leval. And I do agree the movie wouldent even be close to the movie if Tom Green I mean think of it with someone like Jim CArry takeing his place or Andy Dick? Well Andy Dick would probly pull it off but No one on earth can replace Tom Green and what he does. Rent it, if you like it buy it, if you hate it go abck to Blockbuster and demand your money back (if they still have that garente deal thing still going)
The Specail fueaturesare great The Deleted Sceans are he best ive seen in movies in a while......
Rating:
Summary: normally don't review stuff I do not like, but...
Review: I attempt to only reviews stuff that I like, and as such, this will be my first "under 4 star" review. But I couldn't help it. I amazed that this many people think so highly of this movie. To start with, I am, for the most part, a fan of Tom Green. His material is stupid and designed to shock, but it is legitimately funny. Why? Simply for the shock factor. He is funny because people have no idea who he is and what is happening to them. He is funny based on the unscripted reactions that he gets. This is where this movie goes horribly wrong. Tom Green cannot be funny in this setting. He is doing the same stuff, but without that reaction it is nothing. It goes from comedy to a man shaking a horse penis for no reason. I cannot say that I didn't find some things funny, but those things lasted about 5 minutes total. The rest was downright awful, and desperate. "Look at me shake a horse penis, hahahaha, laugh you.... LAUGH!" No, this doesn't work. Tom Green could have made something like his "Japanese (I forget the rest of the name) Special." That was funny. Scripted Tom Green, however, just doesn't work. And it is because of this that I am forced to put this movie at the bottom of the bottom of worst movies ever made.
Rating: 
Summary: All Part Of Tom's Plan......
Review: Let me explain why this movie IS brilliant. I didn't find it very funny...nor did I like the plot. In all honesty, as a Hollywood production, it is BAD. What I did like...was Tom's courage to make the movie. If you've followed Tom's career, you know that he's been doing outrageously shocking things from day one...even before MTV brought him over to the U.S.A. He was once kicked off a Canadian Late Night Show for shaving a dead racoon. You have to understand that Tom started as a CULT , he didn't just tap-dance into the mainstream like the latest teen-idol. His insane humor never was meant for the mainstream. America wanted Tom, and they got him! Most people, when given their first opportunity to make a Hollywood movie, write something to PLEASE the audience, even if it means CHANGING who they are to do it. Tom didn't change himself for NOBODY! He knew that his pop-cultured-fad fans were expecting something along the lines of "Road Trip" or "American Pie" so he went OVER THE LINE, BABY!....HE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT HOLLYWOOD!.....HE DID SOMETHING FOR HIS TRUE FANS! Tom knew that this movie would flop, he didn't even try to make it good. The real joke is on Hollywood and the stupid main-streamers who have no idea how much integrity Tom Green has.
Rating:
Summary: What the hell is wrong with people??
Review: I feel sorry for the people who didn't find this movie funny. Their lives must be a bore. This is one of the funniest movies ever made. Love him or hate him, Tom Green is a comedic genius. Lighten up, people, and the world around you will seem brighter.
Rating:
Summary: Tom Green is a Genius.
Review: Come on people. This movie is genius. The man does things no one would even dream of doing. And he makes it hilarious. He takes that typical idea of how a movie should be structured, and totally ruins it! Tom Green is an artist, and this movie proves it. (... deleted irrelivant paragraph)Look, here's the bottom line:
If you like stupid, hilarious movies that tear apart the organized structure that we classify movies by today, then this is the movie for you.
I laughed so hard I cried. That's the truth.
Rating:
Summary: Fans of this movie want to think they so "get it"
Review: It's fine to defend this movie with the idea that it's not the same old humor...if that were true. This IS the same old humor. the same old SHOCK, GROSS OUT humor we've seen and heard a million times before...it's a dated concept...even more so when it's done with the least bit of humor. Greene played out his own unique marketing concept on MTV...and it's so sad that there are people who actually still fall for it. I was so BORED by this movie...not even that chick who was AWESOME in "Teaching Mrs. Tingle" could help it. If there were any redeeming qualities to this flick, at least we could say Greene's brains must be in his balls because it was only HALF way decent...but it's not. Perhaps he needs to get a full set of balls before he can make a good movie...so glad he's a has been...
Rating:
Summary: A Great Comedy
Review: Tom Green may be unconventional, rude and obscene but he is undeniably funny in this film. Freddy Got Fingered is a hilarious movie that is funny on so many levels. The clash between Gord (Green) and his Dad is alone worth seeing this movie for. This movie basically lets Tom Green loose to do whatever he wants, and that is why he is so funny. Underneith all his crude jokes and insane humor there is a serious component I believe to his humor. Tom Green is an outrageous riot in this movie. This ia a great movie that showcases Tom Green at his best.
Rating:
Summary: If You Want To Get Sick...See This Movie
Review: I MEAN REALLY. WHY WAS THIS MOVIE EVER MADE IN THE FIRST PLACE???THAT'S JUST ONE OF MY QUESTIONS. ANOTHER ONE OF MY QUESTIONS IS:WHY DID THIS MOVIE RECIEVE AN "R" RATING? THIS SOULD'VE BEEN RATED "NC-17". BECAUSE IT CONTAINS GROSS-OUT HUMOUR FROM BEGINNING TO END. ONLY WATCH THIS MOVIE IF YOUR A BIG TOM GREEN FAN. SEATTLE TIMES SAID THIS MOVIE HAD "SOME OF THE FUNNIEST SCENES IN MEMORY"... WELL IMHO SEATTLE TIMES ARE A BUNCH OF M-O-R-O-N-S, MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID THE DIRECTOR BRIBE THEM TO SAY THAT!!! HE MUST'VE BECAUSE NOTHING IN THIS MOVIE IS FUNNY.. JUST DISGUSTING... WITH A CAPITAL "D"!!! BUT THIS MOVE WILL MAKE GREAT FIREWOOD!!!!!!!!
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