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Summary: Reminds me of marmite
Review: All you Americans will be wondering what the hell marmite is, but all Aussies and Brits will know what I'm talking about. Marmite is like a sauce that goes on bread and stuff, and it's slogan is "You'll either love it or you'll hate it". I think most people who have seen this feel that way. I have seen reviews like "THE FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!", and I have also seen reviews like "I can't believe this is classed as a movie". I happened to love this movie, and I thought that Tom Green was hilarious. It's very random and full of nonesense. It also has parts that are really disgusting, so beware sensitive viewers. I would probably rent this movie first, because if you don't like it then you've just wasted good money.
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Summary: Waste of time,money and energy!!
Review: I watched this on HBO just to see what it was like and I have to say,you either have to be a fan or a lover of extremely bad movies.I love bad movies just as long as they're fun to watch,can see the mistakes or whatever(like Mighty Gorga,Ape,Plan 9;just to name a few),but this piece of crap is an insult to one cell animals.I felt sorry for Rip Torn and what he was doing to his career,but that's it.There's no humor,no pathos,no one to root for;etc..I mean,I could care less for Tom Green's character(?)and if he became a success as a cartoonist or not.I just wanted him to die or something.Every grossout moment is an assault on the senses..This is probably THE worst movie ever...They could've used the money that made this and made something alot better...There should be a 6 foot grave to bury this movie and throw Tom Green in it as well...
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Summary: The movie for people who like the wickid stuff..
Review: If you like laughing at things that make absoluteley little sense.. and just laugh because its stupid this movie is for you..
however for those people out there that like movies that MUST make sense dont buy this.. just put it down and get something else.
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Summary: I find it funny how many people hate this movie
Review: This is truly either a love or hate movie! If you are into twisted humor, this is my favorite since "very bad things". People who don't enjoy this and complain about how horrible it is don't get the fact that it wasn't meant for them in the first place! If you want another performance like "road trip" go rent it again instead of this. Otherwise if you are willing to take a chance to see how far Tom Greene is capable of going than this is the movie for you!
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Summary: Genius, in it's lowest form...
Review: I understand that this movie isn't for everyone, but I really can't understand why some people give Tom Green such a hard time about it. I personally found it hillarious. Most people would say that it's stupid and pointless, but they should really lighten up. The fact that it's so sick, twisted, and bizare is what makes it great. After watching the Toxic Avenger, I never thought another movie could top it as far as shock value and twisted humor goes. Freddy Got Fingered far surpasses Toxic Avenger in all departments except for gore. Tom Green's insane bits and stunts naturally get the most attention, but they also sort of overshadow the more tame, but equally funny scenes (e.g., "Where's your LeBaron Freddy?"). Anyway, just check it out. This is the type of movie that's made purely for the laughs. There's no heavy message, just extreme comedy that sometimes borders on genius in an extremely twisted way.
-Peace-
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Summary: the pits
Review: The problem with saying that this movie features [strange] scenes and offensive, politically incorrect humor is that people may like funny movies that contain these elements. I enjoyed Kingpin and Something About Mary, truly funny movies that had [strange] or insensitive sequences. So, a review that focuses on the [strange] and offensive may entice some potential viewer to see the film. ... It is just unbelievably unfunny. Tom Green's little skits on TV were amusing but this movie is just so [weak], NOT because he portrays umbilical cords and bodily fluids, but because the writing is [weak], the acting is [weak], and the direction is [weak]. It is not funny. Don't let your curiosity get the better of you because you'll be completely, massively disappointed. ...
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Summary: Just pass...
Review: This movie was made as an excuse to get Tom Green's stupid, un-funny, sex-joke filled show on the big screen. They did. And they did it sadly. This movie was just dumb. No plot, no characters that are worth remembering, no funny one-liners, no story, and especially no laughs. Tom Green will only ne funny if he is in a movie that has other funny people, such as Road Trip which was hilarious. But "Freddy Got Fingered" just proves that Tom can't do a comedy by himself. "Freddy Got Fingered" runs for about 90 minutes. It is rated R for strong and explicit sexual humor throughout and strong language.
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Summary: fingers crossed... i hope i get a joooby freddy! HAHAH!!
Review: This is one of the funniest (and dumbest) movies i have ever seen! this movie is funny and gross at the same time (animal porn, delivering a baby, a little violence etc.). If you can accept that anything Tom green does is going to be over the top and extremely wierd than you CAN enjoy this flick. Soo many classic lines in this movie!! (-1 star for being very dumb)
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Summary: The horror....the horror
Review: I consider myself a connoisseur of B-movies (My collection includes such stinkers as They Saved Hitler's Brain & the ever infamous Plan 9) and enjoy watching them for laughs and to test my patience. This movie was absolutely terrible but I never laughed once but God did it test my patience! I never liked Tom Green and gave a sour face when someone called him a "genius". Still when I saw the rather kind Ebert slap a 0 star on Freddy Got Fingered I knew I had to see what was so terrible. And I discovered, much to my dismay, that there was a lot. Somehow Green has the idea that animal bodily fluids (especially feces) are the funniest things on earth. And, for some reason, anytime someone swears, Green expects us to laugh ourselves silly. Like having a sweet PREGNANT woman screaming vulgarities at the top of her lungs. Ha ha ha. Isn't that a knee slapper? Oh and there is a running gag with a kid suffering terrible injuries throughout the movie. Let me be blunt, if you like this movie you have no class. Period. Everything that made Dumb & Dumber a fun movie and everything that made Something About Mary a unique comedy is twisted and perverted to the nth degree here. But if you like jokes about elephant semen and sexual abuse, then this is your Godsend.
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Summary: Very funny flick.......mostly (hot and cold)
Review: Yes...yes this movie is stupid but its also insanely cool! I agree with some of these reviewers... there are some unnecessary gross bits (eg. the birthday boy) and i think its a little over the top at times, but overall its a pretty funny flick. When Tom Greens good hes hilarious.. when he's not he's plain dumb.
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