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Summary: I get the joke, I'm not laughing.
Review: Being that I knew ahead of time that this film is directed by and stars Tom Green, I don't know why I was surprised that it was so poor. It even comes free with a lame cameo appearance by Drew Barrymore. Not that I dislike her, it's just everything about this movie is lame. One unfunny prank after the next consisting of NO plot and bad seemingly unscripted dialogue. Such as.. "My ear just popped." ~ "I think I heard it." Summing things up, it's kinda like Jackass "the movie" gone wrong. I saw Tom Green host "The Tonite show" for Dave Letterman. Let's just say Tom has left the house more than once without taking his medication. This movie is without a doubt made for those with a bottomed out I.Q..
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Summary: Funniest movie ever.
Review: ... If anyone gives this review less than a 3 then you are lying to yourself because you know you found it funny. There is no one immuned to the humor that this movie possesses. It's quite simply the funniest movie ever made. Tom Green is a genius and I cannot wait for his next movie. He fondles a horses penis, he masterbates an elephant, he delivers a baby and then swings it around by it's umbilical cord, he licks his friend's obviously broken and bleeding knee, he whacks his girlfriend's paralyzed legs with a bamboo stick, and he makes cheese sandwiches. If you are a fan of drama, comedy, romance, horror, suspense, thriller, concert films, exploitation, porn, indie, Xanadu, punk rock, mystery films, crime dramas, documentaries, coffee, pants, shirts, ties, tongues, food, and/or drink, then you will LOVE this movie. For all the haters, go get a life and an opinion of your own.
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Summary: LORD, HAVE MERCY!!!!!!
Review: My god, I just don't know what the world's coming to when Tom Green make a comedy where a baby is hurled around by it's umbilical cord, a horse penis is jiggled, and a man is showered in elephant semen....and I actually laugh. Tom Green is a comedic enigma, part Jim Carrey, part Adam Sandler, All spontaneous combustibility, just waiting to cause an explosion of laughter.There really is no plot. No, I'm serious, Tom Green managed to slap 87 minutes of film together with virtually nothing holding the damn thing up. That non-sense about Gord (Green's character) aspiring to become an animator is basically a smoke screen to blind the audience from the fact that movie exists simply to make the grossest, most ribald comedy since, well, EVER!!!! I can't believe that people thought this movie was such a hunk of comedic blasphemy. Yes, it is gross, nasty, vulger, tasteless, and utterly, utterly childish, but it's a funny movie, not despite all this, but because of it. Good old Roger Ebert described it as "a vomitorium consisting of 93 mins. of Tom Green doing things a geek in a sideshow would turn down." I couldn't agree with that statement more. Tom Green has a alot of foul language to get out of his system, he humps a Chinese man in a public bank, he licks a open wound, he canes his his Masachist girlfriend, he tapes an umbilical cord on his belly, and so on, and so on, and so on....... BUT, the movie is still hilarious, maybe because there's a part of each and every one of us that wishes we could publically misbehave to this degree and get away with it. The movie is completely empty of brains, but it's everyone's chilhood fantasy. It may go down in history as the PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE of comedy, but Green is clearly not ashamed of this. God help me, I just laughed so hard. I recommend this film to you on the simple level of stupid comedy. Comedy can be funny when it's mesmorizingly stupid, and if you doubt this at all, FREDDY GOT FINGERED is your movie, jack. Oh, and just why is the film called FREDDY GOT FINGERED. Well, the most juvenile joke involves Green accusing his father of molesting his 25-year old brother, Freddy. But then, were'nt you expecting that?
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Summary: C'mon people.... IT'S TOM GREEN!
Review: This movie was great! I never saw a more disturbing comedy then this... Tom Green is, in some ways, a genius... I'll admit... I did not know how far this movie was going to go until I saw it myself and it made me sick... and I loved it... Tom Green fans will rejoice this movie as their own personal Bible... but if your a quesy person you might want to skip it.
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Summary: Funny Funny Movie
Review: Tom Green Does it again! Freddy Got Fingered is one of my favorite movies. It is full of hilarious, crude, and original comedy. Within the first few minutes of the movie I was laughing out loud!!! This is a movie only Tom Green could pull off. I higly recommend it to fans of Tom Green, and fans of crude humor.
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Summary: JAPAN FOUR
Review: Freddy Got Fingered is excellent!! I have been realizing that a lot of people are annoyed by this movie, as they call it names like "pointless toilet humor" (which this movie is full of, but that's not the point). The point is that this movie (like it or not) has a moral that casts a shadow over the "toilet humor" that fills the entire film. This movie is meant to be entertaining. And entertaining it was. It's honest, but wasn't designed to win an Academy Award (although I'm sure Tom Green would enjoy that). It is a comedy. It makes people laugh. This movie isn't for everyone, but for a certain audience that enjoys it. Also, most of those reviews, criticizing the movie and Tom Green are really messed up. Nobody twisted your arm to watch the movie (but if someone did, I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it). I'm sure that most of you couldn't come up for better jokes to be in a movie. i know that I couldn't. I am one of the people that enjoys and appreciates the humor that Tom Green comes up with, as he never ceases to amaze the world, (or at least people like me). Also, I can't wait for THE NEW TOM GREEN SHOW. It's gonna rock. I hope it doesn't get cancelled, though, due to the ignorance of the same audience that criticized FREDDY GOT FINGERED, a piece of freakin' art. If you can't see that, then don't watch the movie. Thanks.
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Summary: THIS SHOULD BE BANNED OFF THE EARTH!
Review: I don't know if I could ever muster up enough words at how angered and extremely offended I am at the extreme level of stupidity and high level of gross content that this movie is bloated with to a near-bursting level. I was appalled when I am absolutely baffled, not to mention appalled, at the large number of people who actually like this (edited for inappropriate language) and giving it favorable reviews. This is a testament to just how mentally arrested much of society seems to have become in recent years in terms of taste for entertainment. There are many extremely disturbing and horrifying scenes that just completely destroy all of the worthiness of this abominable film. To put it plain and simple, there isn't even an atom of redeeming value anywhere on here. All of us have plenty of freak in ourselves. "FGF" has none of that. This movie is just plain sick, perverted, and stupid to a dangerous level. How is it funny when a stillborn is spun around in the air with an umbilical cord in a hospital room and then given back to the mother and laughing about it?! How is it supposed to be funny seeing animal (gratification) funny?! How is any of this funny? Anyone with even a small piece of brain tissue would be smart enough to not even find this remotely funny. I would've even go far enough as to say that this is racist and bigoted! There are plenty of dumb movies out there that can still be plenty of fun and humorous without necessarily being intelligent. "Freddy Got Fingered" does not fall into either category. In fact, I am absolutely confused that this hasn't gotten an NC-17 rating as the content that is prevalent throughout warrants this being that rating and far more than an R rated flick. This should've even been categorized in the adult movie section at a run down video store. I would even go the distance to say that it almost seems to be more like illegal video material that would get one in major trouble with the law. Don't even bother to rent this cinematic garbage. There isn't anything shocking about it at all. It's just an embarrassing and ignominious piece of garbage that just simply should be taken off the market altogether. It will do nothing but indelibly leave negatively disturbing images in your mind and leave bad mental scars for many years to come. Thankfully though, I managed to psychologically recover from the scars of this wretched movie and rebound a strong person. It's a shame that Green hasn't done the same. He is like 25 years too old to be acting like a leprechaun with rabies. This is the bottom of the barrel in moviemaking and is nothing but complete (edited for inappropriate language) that should never have even been put into existence! Oh and please, someone get out a bullhorn and tell Mr. Tom Green that his garbage that is thrown at us is totally UNFUNNY!
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Summary: Don't buy this movie if you're too smart for it
Review: I saw this movie when it first came out in theater and absolutely loved it. I love everything that's extremely stupid in this world and this movie is indeed extremely stupid. My husband got me this movie and every episode of Bevis and Butthead on DVD. That's enough to keep me laughing until Christmas.
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Summary: disgusting humor
Review: I'm not going to lie. I was laughing the whole movie yet there was still many scenes that were outright disgusting. I would not recommend this to young kids and to adults who cant handle ronchy humor that's been taking to the next level. But if comedy is your thing and you dont mind Tom Green I would recommend this movie and be prepared to laugh at things you never thought you'd think was funny.
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Summary: Please give me back my two hours I wasted...
Review: This has got to be the worst movie the comes to recent memory. I'm all for comedies and most crude humor but this is such a terrible movie I don't see how anyone would like it...even diehard Tom Green fans. I'm lucky I only rented this movie..and I'm even luckier I didn't have to pay for this junk. I wouldn't be surprised if people were flocking back to local stores for refunds. If you're reading this and haven't seen the movie yet, consider yourself one of the lucky ones. I still like Tom Green...but this movie would've been better off having never been made. Don't waste your money. Don't waste your time. It gets a lot better than this.
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