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Summary: This will be a great DVD for any Tom Green fan!!
Review: It's an all out HILARIOUS movie! Tom Green plays Gord Brody who is a bum that lives in his Parent's basement and dreams of being an Animator. Although it doesn't have a great plot I still think it was great. I saw it in the theaters and it was one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. My face hurt from laughing so much when it was over. If you like Tom Green you will enjoy this movie as much as I did. For anyone that doesn't like gross out comedy or you're like a certain reviewer who only gives good reviews to little princess stories this isn't for you. This DVD hopefully will include any deleted senes and also commentary. I hope you enjoy the movie:)
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Summary: I Can Copy!
Review: "Freddie Got Fingered" is...Well...Funny, I can't really Defend it Any Better. I found it funny, Disagree if you must. (I Dare not Mock the people who Disagree with me; there are probably a Lot More of them, my Mother for one)In this Ill-Conceived but none-the-less Hilarious film, TV Funny man Tom Green makes the Dangerous Leap to the Big Screen. (and falls to his Death by the hand of an Angry mob of Critics and Paying Audiences) It looks like a Biography of his life, but for His sake I hope it Wasn't. Green plays Gord Brody, a 28-year-old Slacker who lives in his Parents Basement and Dreams of becoming an Animator. Standing in his way are A: Lack of Talent, B: His Father (Rip Torn) and C: His New Job at the Cheese Factory. The Plot is pretty Inconsequential as it's All just an Excuse for Green to Display his Brand of Physical, Gross Out Comedy. Green will either Make or Break this film for you, if you've never found him funny Before, this film is Definitely not for you, if you Enjoy his TV Antics, you'll most likely Enjoy the Film. He does take Gross out comedy to the Extreme, so Be Prepared. Some of it is Stomach-Churningly Shocking, some of it is Gut-Wretchingly Gross, All of it is Hilarious. (when I say All, that as Virtually all, some parts even I didn't laugh at, I must be Growing Up... Man that's scary)
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Summary: The only thing worse than this film...
Review: ...Is the utter state of mental arrest the viewing public is experiencing. I have to assume that all those who gave this movie more than 1 star are either being facetious or are simply morally/intellectually dead. I was paid to see this film (local newspaper), so unfortunately I couldn't walk out. Let me explain something about film. Simply becuase the film accomplishes it's goal, that does not mean it's a good film. If a movie is nothing more than watching grass grow for three hours, it is not a success because it set out to bore us and it did. If a film is nothing but a dark screen and the sound of an ambulance siren, the filmmaker who set out to annoy us does not have a success on his hands. You get the point. Tom Green set out to offend and disgust us. I have to assume this because nobody with a cerebral cortex or ... to see this movie should find any of this funny, and Tom Green (and the now fired studio exec who okayed this project) must have known that. Yes, Mr. Green, we are offended (those of us with the aforementioned brain functions). Congrats. Although you are clearly a sociopath and your capacity for humor is on par with Dr. Mengalie, you have a devoted group of morons behind you who think being offended is funny. Also, thank you to the reviewer from the New York Times who applauded Green's use of his first amendment rights. Perhaps, thanks to Tom Green, art will be reinterpreted and garbage like this will put inbred troglodytes like Tom Green on the rack.
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Summary: Hardly seems worth adding another review, but here goes...
Review: Every elementary school has them. Those sad, unhappy kids so miserably starved for attention, they'll do practically any disgusting act, no matter how pathetic or stupid it makes them look, just to get people to glance in their direction for a few measly seconds. You remember those kids. The ones who always chewed with their mouths open in the school cafeteria. Turned their eyelids inside out in class. Picked their noses and made a big show out of eating what they dug out. Swallowed worms and bugs out on the playground. Whatever it took, just to get a reaction, ANY reaction, from their otherwise disinterested and better-adjusted classmates. Well, if your fondest school memories revolved around watching those midget circus geeks debase themselves for your amusement, or if you yourself WERE one of those geeks and miss your glory days of chasing the girls around with handfuls of dead mice and dog poo, then boy howdy, have we got a movie for you! Tom Green has taken the non-art of "Please I'll do anything ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING if someone'll just LOOKIT me LOOKIT me PLEASE!" to an entirely new level of pathetic desperation, previously undreamt of by even the most outrageously emotional schoolyard schmuck, so if you're one of those who feels the best way to get noticed is to smear rotten eggs and frog guts in your hair, Tom Green is hereby nominated as your patron saint. Admire him. Worship him. Treat him with the adulation only your kind can give him. Just don't ask the rest of us to appreciate him too, 'cos we'll only have to hurt you. And then we'll steal your lunch money, ya nerds.
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Summary: Tom Green Rules
Review: Tom Green sent out and did exactly what he wanted to do, tick all of you off. I don't understand why some of you people went to see it in the first place. If you don't like Tom Green and the stuff that he did in the past, why even bother to see it? Frankly you wasted the money, and peoples time with your useless reviews. All the people that haven't seen this movie need to know, is if you love Tom Green on MTV or on his Canadian show, you will more then likely love the movie. If you think Tom Green is useless to society try to stay away from the movie. I can even think of some things that needed to be changed in the movie. He could have used more straight up comedy, instead of some of the stupid things he did, but that's Tom for you.
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Summary: Dumb and Amateur, But Sometimes Funny
Review: Tom Green's Freddy Got Fingered, which he wrote, directed, and stars in, is not very good work. What makes us laugh, though, is how stupid Tom Green is, from "getting inside" a moose, to playing with a horse's...you guessed it. I was definitely laughing at times, but overall the acting was pretty bad and the whole idea was so dumb. Maybe you could rent it for a good laugh, but don't buy the DVD unless you're a big fan!
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Summary: The FIRST Movie I've ever walked out of
Review: This movie is TERRIBLE! I'm a big Tom Green fan, but this movie is just too awful for words. After an hour and a half of pure TORTURE, I just had to get up and walk out. I've never done that before, and I have seen a lot of terrible movies. I hope this help describe how bad this is. DO NOT WASTE THE TIME, MONEY, OR ENERGY ON THIS MOVIE!! You have been warned! Sorry Tom Green, but the truth hurts
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Summary: If this is comedy, then Freddy Krueger is a comedian.
Review: This is the worst movie I have ever seen. This movie is a supreme tribute to stupidity. I am still sick. There is so much blood all over the place and if spinning a new born baby around by its umbilical cord covering her mother's face with blood is comedy, then Freddy Krueger's movies must be comedies too. Moreover, Tom cuts the umbilical cord with his teeth. There is so much idiocity in the movie like the scene of the elephant's eyaculation over Tom's father or the one in which Green cuts the stomach of a deer and covers himself with the deer's open body. That was so disgusting. If you enjoy stupidity and blood, go to see this movie. You will be pleased.
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Summary: Pure Comic Genius..but old people & squeemish won't like it.
Review: When i went to see this movie, i expexted some good laughs...and i got more than that. I thought this film had terrific laughs for the non-squeemish. The plot was interesting, and jokes were original. Well one reason they were probably original is because: No one else would dare whack a horse OR an elephant off, or swing newborn babies by umbillicle cords...much less what he does right after that. But i recommend this movie highly. Again, not for faint at heart during some points, but otherwise laughs from beginning to end.
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Summary: waste of time
Review: i want my two hours back. a friend took me to see it and boy we still havent spoken since. it was absolutely the worst comedy i ever saw. and in order to get an average score of 3 stars on amazon its pretty pathetic. the movie had no point other than tom trying to rebel against his father but by half way through the movie you'll be rooting for the father trust me. this movie just goes to show that some people shouldnt breed, ever! i can appriciate blue humor but this was rediculous and just plane stupid. tom green should never be alowed to make another movie, ever!
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