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Summary: Wow!
Review: How did this get passed the suits at Fox? This movie is sure to become a cult classic. I dont want to give anything away, but this is one case where "expect the unexpected" actually fits. Youll definately be telling all your friends to watch it, but not give away anything specific because thats half the fun! This is a comedy like no other and youll be happy to have it in your DVD collection.
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Summary: brilliant and absolutely hilarious
Review: this is a must have , my family was in hysterics right the way through, it is obvious that some viewers don't have a sense of humor but if you have you should get it, it's not for the serious minded, this film is wickedly funny, i loved it and so did my family of five.
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Summary: how can you say this is a bad movie?
Review: this movie was incredible, i didnt stop laughing. if you love tom green youll love this movie. if you dont, well than your prob a boring person. give it a chance. not every movie has to serve a purpose other htan pure entertainment. what a great movie
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Summary: Dumb
Review: This movie would be a good reason for Amazon to offer the option of negative stars (black holes, perhaps?) in it's rating system. I gave it one star because it was the lowest they offer. You can count this movie's funny bits on one hand and still have enough digits left over (...) must surely be the result of some Hollywood Bigwig (Drew Barrymore perhaps?) losing a bet. The funniest thing was probably the animated Zebra guy's song and dance routine, which would have been a lot more enjoyable, if I hadn't been so thoroughly annoyed with the rest of the movie which alternated between being boring and really, really disgusting. Thanks, Tom Green, you certainly have more (...) than you claim to have.
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Summary: Rambling Incoherence
Review: This is the worst movie that I have ever seen, and gives a new definition of the word stupid, geez I though half baked and battlefield earth were bad. This movie is complete bulls__t and will only make you angry at at yourself for have watched it.
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Summary: I'm not stupid or easily offended but I hated this movie
Review: There are many words that could describe this movie; lame, stupid, gross, immature, shocking...none of these words, however, capture the feeling of absolute disgust I felt after watching 'Freddy Got Fingered'. I'm a teenager. I do not have terribly high moral standards, and it takes a lot to offend me. I'm an avid watcher of MTV's 'Jackass' and Comedy Central's 'South Park'. So I figured that this movie would appeal to me. The first trademark Tom Green scene involved his character, Gord, standing on a conveyor belt at a chese sandwhich factory holding a sausage between his legs. Although I didn't find it very funny, I thought I'd continue watching.This was not a good idea. The cheese factory scene was followed by a pretty graphic scene involving two horses having sex. After nearly puking, in a few minutes I witnessed Gord bite off the umbilical cord after yanking out a woman's baby. It got worse and worse as it went along. No where in the movie was there anything that resembled a plot; only these disgusting scenes, all involving sex, that were supposed to be funny. The jokes may appeal to twelve year olds that haven't heard any of these words before, but they're not funny to people with an actual sense of humor. If you are a fan of the Tom Green show, you will probably not like this movie. If you have any taste at all, you will not like this movie. If you do not enjoy seeing someone masturbate an elephant, you will not like this movie (and yes, this really does happen). I'm still shocked that someone could be dumb enough to make such a horrible and completely unhumerous movie. Do yourself a favor: don't watch this movie, and tell your friends not to either.
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Summary: When will Tom Green get sick of being a disgusting idiot?
Review: Tom Green needs to grow up. Or at least make a movie that won't make somebody puke. This was a horrible, sacreligious, DISGUSTING movie. (...)Tom Green believes that being disgusting is funny. Sometimes it is, but not in this case. Get a life, Tom.
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Summary: This film is not for all comic taste.
Review: When 28 year old wannabe animator Gord Brody (Tom Green) leaves the safety of his parents home (Rip Torn & Julie Hagerty) to make it big in L.A.. All hell break loose, when Gord goes on a comic rampage in a hostipal room, on a beautiful nympho (Marisa Coughlan), in a chesse factory, in a farm and more more crazyness. Directed by Tom Green, Written by Him and Derek Harvie. Which this Flick is absolute Crazy (Depending on your Sense of Humor). This Sick Comedy win Four Razzie Awards, Including Worst Director, Worst Actor, Worst Screen Couple (Anything He`s With) and Worst Screenplay. Although this Movie leaves a Bad Taste in your Mouth, but you have to Admit, some of it, It`s Funny. DVD`s has an fine anamorphic Widescreen (1.85:1) transfer & an Clear Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound. An running commentary by actor/director:Tom Green & Actors:Rip Torn and Marisa Coughlan. Deleted Scenes with/without commentary by the director. Also an audiences commentary track from fans of the film and more. For Tom Green fans only. Grade:B+.
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Summary: Worse than stupid
Review: This movie is stupid and boring. I have enjoyed Tom Green in most of his tv appearances, but this movie is not worth viewing. The jokes are not funny, it isn't even a "dumb" kind of funny. There are also some vulgar scenes that are present for no apparent reason and fail to bring laughter. Pass on this one.
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Summary: The Stupidest Movie I have Ever Seen
Review: I am not going to try and impress anyone with any fancy grammar to describe this movie. Plain and simple, this is the most ignorant thing I have ever seen in my life. You will have wasted an hour and a half of your life by viewing this. Honestly, this movie was so stupid, people were walking out of the theater within 20 minutes. The movie is suppose to be twisted and shocking, but it is stale, dull, and embarrassing to behold this idiot skate boarding through a mall trying to escape mall police. I guess it is suppose to be funny when people call eachother "retards" constantly for the sake of a laugh. Tom Green's 15 minutes of fame are long over, and he is too old to be acting this way anymore. It is embarrassing to behold. This movie is better off forgotten.
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