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Summary: In a way...
Review: In a way, I'm glad I saw this movie. This movie has proved that I have grown up, and that I have matured. I found this movie completely void of humor. I'm not really sure what the movie studio was thinking shelling out money for this tripe, other than trying to capitalize of Tom Green's fifteen minutes before it was up. There are so many things wrong with this movie, that if I were to try and mention them all I'd be here all night, and I just don't have that time. But I'll hit the big point on why this movie is so bad while I'm here. First off, it's not funny. I don't know why Mr. Green would think that people would get a kick out him crawling around in deerskin after he gutted it himself. I suppose there are people out there that like that sort of thing... However, as stated earlier, I'm glad I've seen this movie, because I know that I have grown and the most immature movie ever made could not make me laugh.
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Summary: Tom Green has Done It Again!
Review: Three words sum up this classic piece of american film. Best Movie Ever. The first time I witnessed this masterpiece, which I saw 47 times in theaters, I laughed so hard, I fell off my seat and urinated in my knickers. The comic genius of Tom Green is reflected in six words: Daddy would you like some sausage? I am outraged that this was not nominated for best picture. It Rocked with a capital "R". Even Carrot Top's revered AT&T comercials could not even come close to Tom Green's performance. It was a complex thrill ride through a man's coming of age that left you speechless saying a simple four words. Tom Green's gonna SCORE! Six words sum up the epic classic. Fun for the whole family.
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Summary: If you like stupid movies then here it is.
Review: I guess I am one of the lucky ones that decided to rent this so called movie before buying it. I found this movie to be more stupid than funny. If I wanted to watch some dude (Tom Green) play with a horse I would have rented a different movie.
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Summary: Tom Green does it again
Review: Once again Tom Green grosses out audiences with his antics as best he can. All I can say is that if you like Tom then this is the movies for you. He is sick and disgusting but hey what do you expect ? There is a short cameo from his ex-wife Drew and once the movie ends keep on watching through the credits as Tom proceeds to milk the cows. If your a fan you know what I mean ! I could see how a lot of people would dislike this movie, but if you ask me those people take life to serious. I recommend this movie to anyone as it is one of the funniest things I've seen apart from Mariah Carey trying to start a acting career. Enjoy !!!
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Summary: Wow......
Review: Is about all I can say after having seen this film. I am in awe as to how dozens of people will put their money behind projects like this. To sum up how funny this movie is for someone that hasn't seen it, I will say this.
(and there are spoilers but i'm sure you'll thank me in the end for saving you 90 mins of your life)In the movie tom...uh..."plays with" a horse and an elephant and covers himself in a roadkill deer's skin. Meanwhile all the charachters in the movie just don't seem to understand tom's over the top sense of humor and overreact to him. Overall the main plot is so weak that the only way they even try to keep viewers in the theater or on their couches are to give them an overkill dosage of what Tom usually does on his MTV show. Only this time it's not funny at all because all the pranks are being pulled on paid actors that have read the script and know what to expect. Pointless humor can be very funny (if not some of the best sort of humor) but the only people that would let out more than a chuckle are either hardcore Tom Green fans or they're going to laugh once they realized that the entire joke of the movie is that it wastes 90 mins of your life.
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Summary: Only if you like this sort of humor...
Review: This movie is NOT for the general audience... This movie is for people who are not offended easily, and do like to see other people get offended. This movie breaks all barriers of good taste. There are scenes you never thought anyone could ever dream up for the big screen. In my opinion, the level of absurdity shown here is pure brilliance.
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Summary: Will make you laugh!!
Review: Do not have much to say except this film is stupidly funny, i laughed so hard ... Its not supposed to be a great movie
just funny.
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Summary: Does Anybody Remember Laughter?
Review: I can't believe how people have no sense of humour these days! Here was a film that broke all the rules and no one is acknowledging it. I think the critics missed the point on this one...it was intended to be marvellously stupid. Nothing made me happier to find that Tom Green was still hitting the mark in my books. Basically a story of a lazy, good-for-nothing kid trying to make a living as a cartoonist while simultaneously trying to live up to his dad's expectations is about the only way to describe this flick. From there it just descends into an anarchic free for all whose only intention is too make you laugh at the absurdity of it's premise. Watch as Tom helps a woman give birth and commence to bite the umbilical cord and swing the baby by the same cord to bring it to life. See Tom bring a lady to climax by wacking on her paralyzed legs with bamboo. Observe as Tom scuba dives in his shower. Laugh as his younger neighbour always gets in the path of flying objects. Somehow, Mr. Green ties all this together into some barely cohesive story. I just laughed harder and harder as the film progressed. He continually tops himself with every scene. Rip Torn is awesome as his abusive, taunting, world-weary father. Rip was always awesome on 'The Larry Sanders Show', and this movies further cements his greatness in my mind. Anthony Michael Hall is nearly unrecognizable as a slick producer at some nameless cartoon company. It's nice to see him working again. I can't put into words how absurd and ridiculous this flick is. When Tom licks the bone jutting from his best friend's shin, I screamed in delight. When Tom freaks out on a fake cell phone in a restaurant, firing the fake person on the other line for costing him 'forty million deutschmarks' I giggled uproarously. When Tom tells his mom to leave his father and pursue sex encounters with basketball players and Greek men, I nearly died. When he fondles a stud horse, I did die and go to heaven. I've given away quite a bit, but believe me, when you see it, you will STILL laugh! I wish every Hollywood comedy was this good! I hate the generic crime film within a comedy scenario. This is what filmmaking is about. The critics just lambasted it, but that's only because they're jealous that someone gave Mr. Green the money to make a movie like this, while they just continue to write reviews nobody reads. It's unfortunate when they clamour for something new and inventive and then fail to recognize when it's right under their noses. Awesome, awesome movie.
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Summary: Well...
Review: There's a scene at the end of Freddy Got Fingered in which a throng of people are welcoming Tom Green's character home. Many people are holding signs, one of which says, "When the ... is this movie going to end?" And if a film acknowledges its own limitations, perhaps you can't be too harsh on it. And then again, perhaps you can. Although Tom Green can't be faulted for being pretentious, he can be faulted for making a pretty damn bad film. Essentially, the plot serves solely as a mechanism to string a bunch of ridiculous skits together. I give the movie three stars because you have to admire Tom's dedication- the man will do literally anything for a laugh, and I freely admit laughing quite a bit during the viewing of Freddy Got Fingered. In short, if you're familiar with Tom Green's comedy and you like it, this is worth checking out. Given the utterly vapid nature of the film, however, I can't imagine actually purchasing this. Unless you're easily entertained, either due to habitual use of chemical substances or naturally so, Freddy Got Fingered is not something that lends itself to repeat viewing.
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Summary: Save your time, money, eyesight, from this stupid movie
Review: When people used to ask me what movies I really hated, I would say that I don't really hate any movies. No matter how bad a movie was, I could always find something decent about it, at least even a joke or two that made it worth seeing. Then this movie came along. I can't believe my friends actually suckered me into watching this insipid, tasteless, unrewarding and totally moronic film. For some reason, I can't seem to fall asleep in the movies which this experience even worse. I actually felt ashamed that I spent money on this film, and people actually laughed at me when they found out that I saw this movie at the theater. The movie is so dull and pointless that it makes you re-evaluate what you're doing in your life, for actually choosing to watch it. Please do yourself a favor and avoid this film like the plague. I wouldn't watch this movie if someone paid me to. Save your money, time and eyesight. Watching paint dry is more interesting, and would be more productive too...
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