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Summary: SICK SICK SICK
Review: Tom Green puts a collection of sick shocking nonsense in the movie ignoring his already minimal plot. This is some of the bizaareness you will see if you rent this garbage.Rip Torn runs a brothel of nuns. Full insertion scene of "Freddy" getting fingered by Rip Torn. HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH AN "R" INSTEAD OF AN "X"???? Tom Green has anal sex with an ostrige using a carved out dead monkey fetus as his condom. Tom Green abuses animals by juggling live baby turtles. Tom Green gives his brother "Freddy" the finger when their cars almost collide. Tom Green and pal are driving through the woods in route to another location when Tom Green convinces his buddy to try to have sex with the hole of a swarming beehive. The story revolves around Tom Green getting fired from his job as a TV cartoon show drawer for drawing in a scene of "Burt Sampson" being violated by "Howard Sampson." All the insanity revolves around Tom's attempt to get back at father Rip Torn for cheating on his mother. Weak story used only to hide an offensive collection of nonsense.
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Summary: I'm glad I rented this first, I feel like= I got fingered!
Review: For instance, every good "funny scene" was in the "deleted scenes" area such as: the cheese helmet (I restarted the movie 4 times to see the heavily advertised cheese factory scene but I did not see it), the gutting of the elk, sucking the cow, the herbal cigarette scene.. And there were other scenes that would of helped the movie make sence to us like the scenes with his uncle- who is coupled up with an indian chief & the manager of the cheese factory, The delta force suit scene where Tom uses a special laser gun to open his own parents front door-- And another cut scene in which Rip Torn has the handle & lock changed, during that the cop offers to "take out" Tom. Do not get the DVD, Get the VHS version which should have evey scene from what my sister told me. You will be the one "fingered" if you rent or buy the DVD version!! : \
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Summary: If U watch it, U can be sure U'll regret it!
Review: Oh my! Believe me: THIS is a bad movie! You may like tom green in his mtv show, he is fun sometimes, and seems to have endless new ideas... on mtv. But THIS MOVIE IS A TOTAL DISASTER! It is not only cruel, rude and stupid. It also has no story and no fun. After 20 minutes, I couldn't bear anymore and stopped watching it. I tried to see some more of it, but I confess that I never reached the end... and probably never will!
Rating: 
Summary: U cannot deny it
Review: All of you who hate this flick...what did you expect ? A Tom Green movie in which he would act like John Malkovich ? Or another American High-School comedy ? No, this is pure over-the-edge stuff and that's what to expect from a movie written and directed by Tom Green. Ever seen his shows ?
This movie is also a hilarious comedy of a guy who's 28-years old and doesn't think about family and stuff like that (that happens when you're a comic artist like Green in his film and sometimes people like that became real stars on the scene in real life too). But his stories suck but the drawings are pretty good (which artist never heard know this line ?). And then he discovers his father as the real story... plus the Green-typical style of physical and out-of-brain action that his viewers love.
It's just a comedy over the edge and the negative critics just give him what he wants...so he has it all the way !!!
DVD features: The MTV making of special where you see his improvised actions during the making ("Corn On The Cob!" ; watch it !), a language track recorded from the World Premiere during the whole movie (also very interesting idea); and a lots of good commentaries...for a fan again !
Rating:
Summary: Jax
Review: this is quite possibly the worst movie i have ever seen. it was crude, disgusting, and offensive. tom green has no business acting let alone being allowed in the streets to interact with normal people. the movie has no point. the only reason i would tell someone to see this movie is so that they could experience the film industry at its worst.
Rating:
Summary: Not for everyone if anyone
Review: Okay first off if you hated Tom Green to begin with you should never view this movie. Or if you could barely handle the antics on his show you definitely should not ever see this movie. For me though I loved it. The plot is stupid and pointless. For people who are looking for smart clever humor never see this. But if you want to see a bunch of random things that make you laugh out loud without thinking this is the movie for you. Tom Green didn't really expect it too even be released or get what he did in that movie passed the ratings people. Surprisingly he is going to be in another movie called Stealing Harvard after this commercial flop. This next movie isn't his though. It will be a small role kinda like in Road Trip.
Rating:
Summary: the worst horror movie I've ever seen
Review: but wait, this isn't a horror movie, it's supposed to be a comedy... that makes it even worse because it was made to make people laugh... I rented this movie because I thought Tom Green is kinda funny, but please even if you're a fan of his TV show, DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE! it is the most disgusting, sick and twisted movie I've ever seen. I don't even want to mention all the perverted stuff which are in here, and again what frightens me, this is supposed to be a comedy?! I can't imagine how a movie company can let something like this on screen. And I'm not someone who dislikes dumb comedies , "Dumb And Dumber" is one of my all time favorite movies.
AVOID this thing at all costs!!! If you'll watch this movie 2 things will happen: you will either be offended or have your intelligence insulted. you will NOT enjoy this movie unless you have some kind of a problem.
Wow, and I thought "American Pie 2" and "Jay and Silent Bob" were bad. this movie makes those two appear like comical masterpieces.
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Summary: Tasteless is good
Review: This movie is one of the most tasteless and generally offensive offerings I have ever seen. I have obviously not seen enough, however. After renting it twice, I am moments away from buying it.
Rating:
Summary: the worst movie ever made
Review: when i saw freddy got fingered i thought it was sickening-cruel-replusive- stupid worthless piece of film that i ever saw. dont waist your time or money to see it. the actor should be ashamed of himself to go public with this film. if this is the best he could do thats sad. the writer has a mental problem. he could do better along with the actor to get a job smelling armpits. this movie is a disgrace!
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Summary: Daddy, would you like some sausages?
Review: I expected the worst from this movie after hearing so many harsh reviews. But I ended up laughing out loud through most of it. It's a blend of Dada and shock value that would make John Waters proud - in fact, I can't think of any recent movie that reminds me so much in spirit of early John Waters films. For all you people who were shocked - Shocked! - that such a movie could be made,... stick with the usual spoon fed pabulum. The very existence of movies like "Scooby Doo" or the latest sub-retarded teenage sex farce starring the latest blow-dryed, airbrushed, big-busted, jailbait moppett is a million times more offensive than anything Green has ever done on screen. So admit that FGF whizzed right over (okay, maybe under) your head and keep dreaming of lap dances from Freddie Prinze Jr, but remember, no teabagging.
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