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Summary: I Thought it was Funny....but, I LIKE Tom Green (3.5 stars)
Review: If you hate Tom Green, you will HATE this movie. So save the time and money and avoid renting this and writing a review saying how much you hate the movie. If you love Tom Green....you still might hate the movie. So, how do you know if you will like it or not? Well, guess nobody can really tell you that. You'll just have to risk it, I guess.I love Tom Green, and I knew what I was getting to. I wasn't expecting plot, a good story, or a great script. I was expecting Tom to do stuff that he couldn't have done on his show on MTV. I was expecting Green to do stupid and sick stuff. I also expected that I would at least enjoy it enough to laugh. And I did. The plot...not that great. The story.....not that great. But, that's okay. Hey, for being a first time director, Tom doesn't do a bad job. There are hillarious moments in this movie. Tom, of course, is hillarious. Rip Torn is also very funny and underappreciated in this film. The DVD isn't too bad either. Not at all. Tons of special features. I like the one that allows you to hear the audiance laugh along as you watch the movie. Just like being at the theatres. Outtakes and deleted scenes are hillarious. I did like this movie. It's not one that I will watch over and over again. It's not one that I'm going to say is "brilliant" or "spectacular." But the movie did it's job. It made me laugh. That's all I was looking for, and nothing more. Hey, I'll take this movie over "There's Something about Mary," ANY day. You'll either love it or hate it. Let's just leave it at that. You decide. If you hate Tom Green, don't get the movie, and don't wine and complain about it.
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Summary: TOM GREEN ROX
Review: I think this is the best movie eva... it is so unique.. there is nothing that even comes close to how funny this movie is, i am 14 years old and i dont find it disgusting.. sure , he does disgusting stuff, but its just a movie , u shud definetly watch this movie it rox.. and any movie with tom green in it...
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Summary: Awesome
Review: This is the most precious movie ever made.
It's not Dr. Zhivago or Beaches, but it is unique in a hilarious way. Freddy Got Fingered is also quite disgusting, too.
If this movie doesn't make you laugh, then you're probably too uptight to admit that you have naughty time with yourself, and you probably copulate like a robot.
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Summary: Brilliant Anti- Comedy
Review: Much has been made about how gross or insane this movie is, and while all this may be true, it is also very original and at least at times, very funny. Tom Green's particular brand of humor (let's call it "extreme comedy") is all about how far he can push the people around him, and by extension, the audience as well. Masturbating an elephant until it ejaculates on his perpetually angry father(played by ornery Rip Torn), biting through an umbilical cord while delivering a baby and of course covering himself in a bloody deer carcass and prancing around while "I've Gotta Be Me" by Sammy Davis Jr. plays on the soundtrack. This last example is probably the point- Tom's gotta be Tom-goofy, wacky, original and sometimes deliberately unfunny, but always the naughty class clown seeing how far he can push the teacher.
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Summary: It's Crazy Tom Green; What Else Can You Expect from him?
Review: "Freddy Got Fingered" follows Tom Green's animator, who seeks fame in Hollywood, but being rejected, comes back to his home .... blah, blah, blah. It's pointless to follow the story. It's Tom Green that you see. In case you don't know him, or you can only remember him as 'Chad' in "Charlie's Angels,' I just write down what you'll see in this movie. 1) Tom Green skateboarding.
2) Tom Green "getting inside" of an animal.
3) Tom Green doing "backward man" wearing his dad's suit backward, and walking backward.
4) Tom Green bashing the legs of his girlfriend in a wheelchair (because she wants to get orgasm).
5) Tom Green brandishing a new-born baby holding a umbilical code.
6) Rip Torn letting his pants down.
7) Lovely Drew Barrymore's cameo appearance, and very brief moment revealing her personality (Watch until the end of credits).
8) Not so funny animation "Zebras in America" for which the characters pay one million dollars. Those are just part of the gags Tom Green shows, and much gross-out scenes are deliberately omitted here. Well, that's about a horse and an elephant ... but no need to tell you about it. Seriously, some might find the film funny, but I didn't happen to feel that way. It's not offensive; it is gross-out, but that's not the problem (I love still Cameron Diaz's hairstyle in "There's Somthing About Mary.") No, it's just unfunny. Perhaps his comic turns would work within shorter minutes, like 5 minute sketches you can see on TV, but Tom Green stretches the film too long so that we sense it's all repetition of his crazy mannerism. This film reminds me of Adam Sandler, who succeeded in "The Wedding Singer" but failed in "Little Nicky." To sustain 90 minutes, we have to have something more than short sketches. "Freddy Got Fingered" earned 5 Razzies, and that's something, you know, but the film itself is, I think, rather tepid as a whole in spite of some outrageous gags. But I cannot possibly hate Tom Green, who showed up himself at the ceremony of Golden Raspberry Awards to collect 5 gold-painted trophies, and for that I give another star. Well, I like you and your shows, Tom. Really.
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Summary: one of the best dvds that I own
Review: First off, I am a HUGe totally hardcor Tom Green fanatic, and I own everything that he has ever done. That being said I enjoyed this movie very much, even if it isn't as good as his show(for reasons that should be obvious for anyone who isn't a moron). I still loved this movie because, when you think about it it actually is a pretty well written movie I mean reflect on it...A lot of funny stuff happens in it and even if you might have not found it to be funny in execution it was pretty welll thought out. Maybe it's because I love watching Tom do his thing, but I love this movie very much. It is quickly becoming a cult classic for me.
Anywayz, on to the speciall features...this movie has a helluva lot of special features. It took me a few weekends to watch them all. The commentary by Tom is excellent and very funny. the laugh track was a clever idea of something to put on the DVD(I think I heard my self shriek with laughter in it actually :)But yeah, definetly worth buying if you're into TOm. Even if you're a tOm Green fan who wasn't very happy with the movie, you're still sure to enjoy this at least a little bit. This is a must have for Tom Green fans.
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Summary: Unfunny hogwash!
Review: I cannot belive i rented this movie! It's about some jerk ( Played by Tom Green) who wants to become an animator but his dad forbids it so he wants to get even with his dad in some bad ways. This has got to be one of the worst movies i've ever seen in my entire life, i dunno who would spend money on this worthless piece of junk. It's a simple celebration of stupidity and tastless jokes. Watch "Road Trip" instead for a better and funnier comedy featuring Green and avoid this Hogwash like the plague.
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Summary: Tom Green Doesn't Care That You Can't Understand This
Review: Let me start right off the bat by saying that I am a world class musician, I have worked in Hollywood as an editor for network television programs, and I have a 145 IQ that according to Mensa, neatly qualifys me as a genius. This is relevant only because Tom Green is himself a creative genius, and this is a movie made for the pallet of creative geniuses. It is not at all difficult to understand why so many people despise this film. If you are not extremely intelligent this movie will only confuse and anger you. Likewise, if you are highly intelligent but are not creatively oriented you will look down your nose at this film as an immature romp, having completely missed the humor and the point. In this film Tom Green, for the first time in the history of cinema, NAILS the experience of being a creative genius in the presence of average, normal individuals. His manic exploits, percieved by many to be immature gross-out humor, perfectly convey the contempt the creative genius has, not for the people around him, but for every maddeningly rediculous irrational thing the people around him think and believe. Tom Green is breaking new ground in the arena of High Contempt in every scene, even thrashing the legs of his handicapped girlfriend with a cane and wallowing in the carcass of a road-kill deer in order to needle those who don't get the joke, and to act out his own deep seeded resentment for all things proper. If you get what I am saying you will Love this movie. If I have offended you at all, stay away.
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Summary: Unfunny trash.
Review: Tom Green is unfunny, immature, and washed up. Any sort of 'talent' he has had has long gone down the drain years ago. Do yourself a favor and dont watch this movie.
This movie actually made me feel dumber every second i watched it and it felt like my brain cells were slowly being fried. Stay away from this pathetic excuse of a funny movie!
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Summary: Ahead of its time. Way ahead.
Review: I hated this stupid movie, but I will admit its got cult classic written all over it.
I predict in 10 years, this will be the biggest movie in the world.
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