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Summary: My Fav. Movie
Review: This is my favorite movie of all time so far. I watched it for the first time when I was a lot younger and searched for a copy of it for many years. I finally found it in the cheap dvd bin at Walmart, which was a godsend.
The basic plot is good and for the most part well rounded other than not explaining how a white guy became Colonel Chi and why he wanted to take over the island. The acting is so so. Ernie Reyes, Jr. did a good job and Rob Schneider was humorous. The lines were somewhat lame but there were a few classic lines that may be in the minds of fans for a long time.
This is a movie that you might want to call its so stupid that its funny. It requires an open mind and a willingness to try a different type of humor than most are used to. Its a lot of fun so don't hesitate to give it a try!
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Summary: So bad,its good
Review: This is one of those movies that(contrary to all evidence) you like. Two California kids discover that they are heirs to the throne of a China-Japan like island the vast majority of this movie is extremely funny. For example "How did you get out?"
Answer "My keys"
Question "Huh we searched you!"
Answer "I swallowed them Tuesday"
Question "How did you know you would need them"
Answer "I swallow them every Tuesday" This movie is perfect for kids 9-12(its always hard to find movies for that age group.
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Summary: So bad,its good
Review: This is one of those movies that(contrary to all evidence) you like. Two California kids discover that they are heirs to the throne of a China-Japan like island the vast majority of this movie is extremely funny. For example "How did you get out?"
Answer "My keys"
Question "Huh we searched you!"
Answer "I swallowed them Tuesday"
Question "How did you know you would need them"
Answer "I swallow them every Tuesday" This movie is perfect for kids 9-12(its always hard to find movies for that age group.
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Summary: Surf's up! Time to save the world!
Review: This movie is a kid's action bonanza! And also for any living being who appreciates TRUE art. How anyone could not absolutely love this movie is certainly BEYOND me. It has an all-star cast, including Ernie Reyes, Jr., Leslie Neilson (half man, half machine, all bad), and of course, the greatest actor of all time, Rob Schneider. This movie has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance! Comedy! Drama! Video games! Countless eye patch jokes!! Don't let this diamond in the rough of kid's ninja movies slip through your fingers!! You will regret it in the afterlife if you do!
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Summary: once watching, you will find the purpose of life.
Review: This movie is one of the most hillarious movies I have seen in years. The thing of it is, its sooooooo bad, its great!!!
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Summary: Probably only worth buying if you liked it as a kid
Review: Well, I'll begin by saying that my review of this movie is somewhat biased, since I first saw it as a young kid, I must have been 12 or 13 when it came out. That having been said, at 22 I still really enjoy watching, and am glad to see it out on DVD now. Sure it's cheesy and all, but if you can just relax and not worry about that, it's got some great lines and situations, and will keep you laughing until the end. If you didn't enjoy the first Ninja Turtle movie, or the Naked Gun series, don't buy this DVD. If you did, then rent it some night and give it a try, you may be pleasantly surprised.
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Summary: Great for the kids...ho-hum for the adults who love them.
Review: Well, if for no other reason, buy this DVD because I play drums on the song that covers the opening credits. Yes, that was over 10 years ago, and I still get to point at the screen and say "That's me on drums!" whenever I watch it. (Which is about every 3 years or so.) It's a fun movie for kids, but the adults will find it rather dull, especially in comparison to today's kid's movies that are loaded with well-concealed adult humor and references. Not to mention the gaping holes in the plot. (You could drive a Hummer through these babies.) But heck, you'll enjoy the opening song.
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Summary: Ninja Fest!
Review: What ever happened to ninja movies? Well, Ernie Reyes Jr. (the pizza dude from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II!) has a family secret. They're all ninjas! Since he lives in California, he surfs all the time. So, now he will become a surf ninja! Get it? Rob Schneider also stars in this movie and helps a kid play a Game Gear to defeat ninjas. Articulate! For some reason the old spoof guy who is never funny is in this masterful art of a movie. The legacy of ninja movies will be respected by this undeniably engaging motion picture. So, eat pizza, surf and become a ninja!
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