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Summary: A QUALITY FILM
Review: This is a great movie, certainly one of the best I have ever seen. I think this movie was definantly deserving of at least a nomination for a best screenplay Oscar considering all the great scenes, like the one at the drive thru, and the scene with the blind kid. "We're not dudes, we're hot chicks." - I laughed so hard at that line. If you are some old loser who drives a BMW or something then don't buy this movie, I'm sure you won't like it. But if you have half a brain then I'm sure you'll enjoy this.
Rating: 
Summary: Terrible
Review: Its just another hormonal teen movie centured around sex and drugs. This movie lacks intelligence, and the plot doesn't flow well. Two friends are dating, and one day on the date of the twins girlfriends birthday, they lose thier car. Thinking that the twin have some sex in store for them, they go on an adventure to find their car. Memories are lost because of the'r wild night before. While on the way, they get thrown into another stupid plot, to find a machine for a group of women who plan to give them erotic plasure if they bring it to them. My best advice is to stay away from this ignorant picture.
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Summary: I want my 10 minutes back!!!
Review: I just watched the first 10 minuts of this filth, and im contemplaiting commiting suicicide. Hands down the worst, stupidest and hideously unfunny garbage. It baffles me how people get money to make vomit like this!!! I cant imagine anyone over 10 years old finding this movie entertaining!
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Summary: PERFECT FOR A DISTRACTION FROM ALL THAT MATTERS.
Review: I AM A BUSY EXECUTIVE AND SOMETIMES WOULD LIKE TO JUST BE "ENTERTAINED" BY A MOVIE. I NEEDED TO FIND A MOVIE THAT I COULD WATCH WITH MY 4 CHILDREN OF VARIED AGES. I CHOSE TO PURCHASE THE DVD WITH MEASURED SKEPTICISM. I WAS PREPARED FOR A DUD AND WAS QUITE SURPRISED THAT THE MOVIE WAS HILARIOUSLY ENTERTAINING. I THOUGHT THE MOVIE'S TWO MAIN CHARACTERS WOULD BE UNTOLERABLY STUPID, BUT WERE JUST A COUPLE OF STONERS. THIS MOVIE WAS SO FUNNY THAT WE WENT OVER OUR FAVORITE SCENES (DVD VERSION) SEVERAL TIMES JUST TO KEEP LAUGHING. THIS WAS A LITTLE LIKE CHEECH AND CHONG, BUT THE ONLY CHARACTER SMOKING POT WAS THE DOG.
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Summary: Oh My God!
Review: Dude... Were they kidding! Who wrote up this script. Humor only a [donkey] would find funny! Like another reviewer said sometimes if its a comedy movie there is usually some hope in the script but no mercy here just a couple of duds in a movie! Try again Hollywood!
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Summary: Dude! This is the worst movie EVER!
Review: My feelings are stated in the title above. This is THE worst movie ever made.........ever.
Rating:
Summary: Toss-up Between this and "Not Another Teen Movie"
Review: Do you remember when spoofs and mindless comedies were actually funny? I am a very forgiving person when it comes to comedies, as long as you make me laugh, but this has got to be one of the worst flicks I've ever seen. This is one of those "Watch while under the influence of alcohol or narcotics or not at all" movies. I don't care how many extras they put on the DVD, unless they reshot about an hour of the film, and rewrote this horrible plot, I wouldn't touch and if somebody gave it to me, I would sell it immediately. After seeing this, I swore that I would never again head to the theater without knowing what is playing, since this was the only showing by the time we arrived. It wants to be a buddy comedy like "Dumb and Dumber" but falls way short. I will admit that the first half-hour was decent, as I laughed at quite a few scenes. But once that half-hour was up, the plot took a real turn for the worst. They made up some stupid alien plot and tried to pass it off as humor. The first half-hour was A-list stupid humor, but the remainder was all bad B-movie humor. The drive-thru Chinese restaurant scene was amusing and the transexual thug was frighteningly entertaining, even the tattoo scene and the Adidas suits were funny, but overall it got stale quick. I can remember sitting in a silent theater for about the last 30 to 40 minutes. Nobody wanted to laugh because it would have made them look bad. At least in "Dumb and Dumber", they had their own theories about stuff that was happening. In this movie, these guys play complete morons with two brain cells between them. They never have any worthwhile conversation, just plenty of gratituous scenes of half-naked hotties (which normally I would enjoy). It's sad because I enjoy these two guys in their other acting roles (American Pie and That 70's Show), but not in the least bit here. After 30 minutes, the jokes became so predictable and so contrived that it was painful. I actually heard people moan in discomfort as the flick progressed. Nobody got up and left because they figured it had to get better, which it didn't, and besides, after you pay [money] to see a movie, you're not walking out until the credits roll. The jokes aren't really overdone in this movie, just not funny after a while. Most of the second half needed to be put on life support and it just continued to drag painfully. You can only carry a movie based upon the characters' stupidity for so long, unless you're Jeff Bridges and Jim Carrey. The ending was so mindnumbingly (I know its now a word but that's how I feel) dumb, it was insulting. This movie reminded me of a plane crash, takeoff was smooth but the rest of the flight was turbulent and ended tragically. If you like juvenile, unoriginal, shameless, and downright insulting humor, then this is your movie. If you like something with originality and some thought invested, you're going to be sadly disappointed. And if you don't like this one, you'll hate "Not Another Teen Movie", which I strongly suggest you avoid like the Bubonic Plague.
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Summary: Dude...I'm confused
Review: Dude, Where's My Car is really inane, simple and goofy..and really a lot of "only-in-America" type fun.It really has a "sweet" heart and it's pretty fun to watch two surfer stoner- dude types bungle their way through one adventure after another..it's all there: encountering outer space "hot chicks", a transgendered stripper with larceny on his(her) mind, a pot-smokin' pooch, an unseen evil Chinese restaurant drive-thru order-taker who tests the dudes' limits, a very funny scene in a Chinese Tailor shop (WHAT'S with the Chinese stuff,though?!!)
The overall happy, technicolor look to this silly movie makes you smile, though and Aston Kutcher and Seann William Scott are pefectly cast as these kinda dumb but appealing dudes who may or may not have a slight crush on each other.It's all very innocent, but watch for the Fabio scene, a "moment" in the Tailor shop between the dudes and a couple of other places that you may miss the first time...yes the first time. Watch this little movie again...you'll see some stuff you missed the first go round.It's really pretty amusing overall, and you may decide the dude's need to spend either more or less quality time together!It's a bubble-gum little spoof that makes you smile more than laugh and carries no heavier message than you can handle.
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Summary: Stupidity turns me on!
Review: I love stupid guys. Really. And these guys are beyond stupid. And they are pretty cute. It's a really dumb movie...but dumb = funny. The nerds in the movie crack me up...especially when the blonde dude pops the bubble suit of the nerd next to him. That got me rollin!
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Summary: A good time
Review: This is a fun movie running a very slick 80 mineuts which I encourage any 12-20 year old boy (maybe girl) to watch and enjoy. The plot is that two pot head buddies, Jesse and Chester, wake up after a night of parting. Since they have absolutly no memory what so ever, they asum that they had a very good time. But soon they play back a angry message on their answering machine from their girlfriend, the twins, Wanda & Wilma, which makes them asum that they had a VERY good time. Jesse and Chester realise that to set things right they must get the anniversery gifts for the twins out of Jesses car, but but the car is gone. Now the two fiends are on a quest to find the car and get the twins back. But the quest grows and grows, they find themselves having to save the twins and their friend with a pot smoking dog, find thousends of stolen money for a gender confussed stripper, and save the universe from destrouction from a universal device that in the right hands will keep the universe safe, and in the wrong hands will destroy it! Oh yeah there are also lots of little missadventures along the way too. This movie is really funny and you should see it, yes you, right now!
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