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Summary: LOVE IT.
Review: THIS MOVIE WAS DOUBLE TIME FUNNY. THIS MOVIE WASNT AS FUNNY AS THE FIRST BUT IT WAS FUNNY. I LOVR THIS MOVIE. I WATCH IT WHEN EVER I GET A CHANCE. THE NEW CHARACTERS ARE REALLY FUNNY. MY FAVORITE ONE IS THE CARE TAKER. I LOVED HIM THE BEST. HE'S FUNNY AND CRAZY. THIS MOVIE WILL MAKE U LAUGH JUST LKIE THE FIRST ONE.
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Summary: Scary Movie 2
Review: When I saw Scary Movie 2, I made the biggest mistake and didn't see a good portion of the movies that were parodied (HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL, HOLLOW MAN, HANNIBAL, WHAT LIES BENEATH, THE EXORCIST etc). I had only seen 3 of the movies, Hollow Man, Hannibal and The Exorcist. All of which didn't seem to matter all that much considering that only small pits and pieces are used from these 3 movies.Scary Movie 2 bases it's plot and story around the story and plot of HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL. The Kids have all been invited to a mansion to stay the night and throughout that night, they are haunted by the ghost of the man who once lived there. It's now up to the gang to survive the weekend, fund the ghost and stay clear of Hanson, the butler (Chris Elliot). I wasn't a big fan of this one, even after I had seen all of the other movies that are required to see this movie I still wasn't impressed. My reason for that is because the movies parodied in this one were bad movies. Let's face it Hollow Man had outstanding special effects but a horrible plot. House On Haunted Hill was another poorly thought out teen horror movie but parts of it did wig you out. I won't deny the CHARLIE'S ANGELS parody made me laugh, but it wasn't nearly enough to make up for the first 90 minutes of the movie. That and no new comedy was used. There was a lot recycling in this movie, mainly the sexual humor. The only new source of comedy was from Hanson the Butler (you'll see). But even his visual comedy wasn't enough. In fact, it's more disturbing than funny. The bird in this movie was also pretty funny but again, not enough to hold up an entire movie. I'd skip this one. It's not as good as SCARY MOVIE. Parts of it will make you laugh here and there but for the most part, it's nothing you haven't seen before. I wouldn't even suggest seeing some of the movies that were made fun of either. The only ones I'd suggest would be HANNIBAL, THE EXORCIST and WHAT LIES BENEATH. My true rating on this movie is 1 ½ stars but seeing as how I can't do that, I'll be generous and give it 2.
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Summary: I'LL EVER REGRET
Review: I'LL EVER REGRET THE DAY I stepped into the theater to watch this junk. The Wayan brothers dissapointed me to a point of no return.. I'll never watch a film by them again... I enjoyed the senselessness of the first movie, that at least had a clear plot: it was a parody firmly centered around the movies SCREAMS and I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER, with this story line alouding jokes about a lot of other movies (MATRIX, etc). But the second one... it's all about bad tas, bad taste, bad taste, dirty jokes, dirty jokes, dirty jokes, corporeal fluids, nasty people. There's simply no humour, just bad taste. I imagine they buried this possible "franchise" forever...
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Summary: Stay Away
Review: I wish if I could give this movie no star.The Wayans Brothers need to come to their senses and understand that they got lucky with the first one.The first Scary Movie was real good.Then like everybody else they had to go and make a boring sequel.The first 10 mins of the movie was ok,the rest is a headache.Save your time and money and stay away from this disaster.
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Summary: HILARIOUS MOVIE!
Review: All of your favorite Scary Movie characters are back in a laugh-packed sequel that scares up even more irrevent fun than the original. And with all the deleted scenes you'll see more than dead people!
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Summary: Stupid fun that is not as fun as the first
Review: The first Scary Movie was fun and stupid. This one is just stupid. It looks as if the writers and director were trying to hard to make a joke work. It has it's moments. The opening scene with the hilarious James Woods spoofing "The Exorcist" was. I'll admit, hilarious. It was definitely the best thing in this movie and better than any one scene in the original. The rest goes down hill. There are some rather big laughs, but they get fewer and farther between to the point where there aren't any. Most of the original cast returns. Didn't Regina Hall die in the first one? Why was she here? Once again, Marlon Wayans was as annoying as ever. He wasn't needed. Shawn Wayans running gay joke was funny, but not as hysterical as the first. What was missing was Cheri Oteri. She was deeply needed. Tim Curry and David Cross were good, but were nothing compared to the hilarious insanity of Chris Elliot. I hope this guy gets another T.V. show. Anyone see "Get A Life"? Anyways, not as fun as the original. Has it's moments. That's all I have to say on this one.
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Summary: Scary Movie 2
Review: This movie had the lamest jokes ever executed in the history of comedy. The Exorcist spoof was stupid and I wasn't laughing at most of the time, but I have to tip my hat off to The Wayans brothers anyway. They proved that they know how to execute a comedy, and because of that I'm going to give Scary Movie 2 a rating of zero stars for an outstanding job. I would've given them an additional star had they included scenes of me and my wife Cerina Vincent from Not Another Teen Movie doing things that Andrew Dice Clay would be turned on by, but the scenes of me and her together would've had Scary Movie 2 banned in about 50 countries. And I'm looking forward to Scary Movie 3 so when I watch it I can throw popcorn and soda at the screen. Once again, Scary Movie 2 superb movie. Rent it tonight and go home angry.
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Summary: Went from Great to down right Boring
Review: I'll get straight to the Point, Scary Movie I was a classic in terms of Being funny, from Carmen Electra and the Prince scene to the Waz up Phone Call...the Movie was great. This So called Funny movie Part 2 was a complete JOKE, not only will is make fun of you as you watch it, it will laugh at you as it[takes]your money out of you wallet, your time away from your life and Bore you with some 7th grade so-called humor. Do not waste your money on this Garbage of a Movie .... it is an insult o you and your hard earned money. The only highlights were the first 5 minutes, the girl with the Nice Body ... and whenn it ended...Thats it!
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Summary: Trashy with a little fun
Review: The original was a decent spoof with a plot -- even a clever ending. This one is nothing more than than a bunch of the sex jokes nobody wants to hear again. The original cast is back, this time in what is meant as a parody of The Haunting. But very few of the sequences work toward any resemblance of a plot. And many of the gags are revised from the original. The funniest scene is not about movies at all--but a tire company we have all heard about. See it, but do not expect it to be as clever as the first.
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Summary: The Scary Part Is How Bad This Movie Is.
Review: Scary Movie was the sleeper hit of summer 2000, taking 277 million dollars worldwide. Relative to its modest budget, it was the most succesful major studio release of the year. "No Mercy. No Shame. No Sequel." That was the tag line on the movie's posters. But no production company these days is going to pass up the opporttunity to cash in on this kind of success. Scary Movie 2 was apparently rushed into production before anybody had time to write a script. The resulting mess is gross, uncool, and not even close to funny. It's one of the morst movies I have ever seen. The first Scary Movie was not perfect by a long shot, but it had an attitude and a point of view that produced numerous laughs. It parodied succesful horror movies, such as Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer. The second Scary Movie starts with a funny spoof of The Exporcist. But then it goes fast down. The rest of the movie involves some idiotic college students and professors in a tepid, unimaginative haunted house story. Just as this movie was released on video, it was announced that Scary Movie 3 is to be made. No shame. No mercy. No end of sequels.
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