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Summary: STUPID
Review: This was the dumbest movie that was every made! I read the reveiws prior to taking my teenage daughter and friends to this movie. I would not waste the money to go and see it, if I had known what it was about!
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Summary: SOOOOOOO FUNNY!
Review: Oh my god! I just got back from seeing this movie, and it's all I can think about! I loved the Jackass show on MTV, and still watch the repeats! The movie is the show, but so much more. Crocadiles, thongs, muscle stimulators, men in make-up, golf carts...the list goes on! These guys are absolutly crazy! Jackass is so fun to watch, because you get to see the things you arn't stupid enough to do! (At least I hope not, the reason the show was cancelled was because a stupid kid lit himself on fire) Anyway, go see this movie, unless you have a weak stomach, you'd probably hurl from laughing, or from being grossed out within 10 minutes!
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Summary: "Jackass" had me in stitches
Review: I can't remember laughing this hard in a movie. Those guys are crazy, yet equally brilliant. It takes a lot of creativity to do what these guys do and I enjoyed watching them perform these wacky and hilaroius stunts. I am still recovering from the papercuts scene and the golf coarse airhorns, that was priceless.
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Summary: Dumb but not Dumber
Review: "Jackass The Movie" is a sometimes hilarious movie made up of a bunch of stunts performed by a group of pranksters lead by Johnny Knoxville. I had never seen the MTV Show on which this movie is based so I didn't know to what extent these guys would go in order to inflict pain on themselves or others.
The funniest bits for me were those perpetrated on Bam Margera's mother and father. Dam setting off fireworks in his sleeping parents bedroom makes me laugh out loud as I type this.
Also, Steve-O's snorting wasabi (japanese horseradish) is a classic.
"Jackass the Movie" will never win any Oscars but it is at times ridiculously funny. Don't look for any deep philosophical world view here, either. Just enjoy it.
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Summary: See here, Jackass ...
Review: A TRUE 100% pure Jackass is someone who blows money and 2 hours on Friday night to see something they know they won't like, along side hundreds of misfits they know they won't like. Yo, Sweetheart, Sleepless in Seattle II is playing in the other theatre. I have just one question for you sophisticated movie goer types who rate this movie a one-star. I just gotta ask, I've just go to know, I can hardly wait for your answer -- What were you expecting? Maybe you had it confused "Jackass, the Romantic Comedy"? Sometimes those previews can be a bit deceiving, huh, girlfriend? Us mongrels types got exactly what we expected, laugh after laugh. The crowd reaction was much like that of a Richard Pryor audience -- lots and lots of hard laughs, boy. Hats off to Steve-O for inhaling a pile of wasabi. He's my write-in candidate for President in 2004. I'll be his VP, if he'd let me.
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Summary: This is bad for America
Review: Did you ever wonder why animals eat their young? I am a kind of person who does not believe in political correctness of anykind and will always come to the aid of someone that doesn't believe in it either but this movie is the most demeaning film that Hollywood could ever produce. Doing your own thing is great but when it comes to stupid stunts that can kill you is another. We have to remember that the youth of today are not the most well educated (especially in America) and having them see this film is like holding a piece of red meat to a lion.This movie is in very bad taste (no pun intended). We can only hope that this film will be short lived.
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Summary: prepare for your sides to hurt from laughing
Review: This is not a movie... this is just a really long episode... & a hilarious one at that. If you like the show, you'll like the movie, or vice versa, & enuff said about that. Seeing it in the theater reminded me of seeing Beavis & Butthead Do America... everyone laughed at the same things (loudly), & there was ALWAYS someone laughing. And the audience was mostly my age, 20-somethings. This is NOT a family film, lol, I can't believe someone commented about families walking out of the film!! But I agree, these guys are doing this purely for our own entertainment, what other reasons do you need?? These guys live for shocking people, & just when you thought you couldn't imagine them doing anything more crazy, just watch this movie.
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Summary: More Than I Expected...
Review: I saw this movie with a friend last night, and I had the reaction I knew I would. I snickered some, and just laughed out loud as well. It begins with the whole Jackass crew riding a giant shopping cart down a highway, with cannons blowing concrete or something at them. From then on, you can tell you got your money's worth. This movie has everything you see in the show, and more. It's uncut; cuss words includes (no big deal really), and "more man ... than you should ever see in a life time". Some of the scenes involve Johnny Knoxville & the Jackass crew renting cars and having a "destruction derby" time thing, then returning them, Steve-O and some other guy (I can't remember all their names) launching bottle rockets out of their [butts], and from around their delicate little weiners, Bam setting off fireworks in his parent's bedroom at 5:00 in the morning, and my two personal favorite parts in which the Jackass crew hide behind trees or bushes and blow horns at people trying to golf and when Bam, once again, attacks his parents by letting loose a LIVE alligator in their kitchen, and there's still so much more. This movie also has many cameos from famous celebrities, like Henry Rollins, Tony Hawk, Mat Hoffman, Rric Koston, and some other guy...sorry, can't remember his name... Anyway, I was not disappointed with this movie, and I suggest you go see it, and see it with a friend, 'cause that makes it all the better. And stay after the credits for "Son of Jackass"...it's one of thr funniest parts.
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Summary: most h-y-s-t-e-r-i-c-a-l movie in a long time.....
Review: THIS MOVIE IS FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS TO LAUGH! NO OVERPAID ACTORS IN THIS FILM, JUST A GROUP OF GUYS THAT ACCOMPLISHED WHAT THEY SET OUT TO DO..MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK [stupid] WHAT A GREAT TIME WE HAD, I HAD CRAMPS FROM LAUGHING!...
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Summary: Would you like clean underwear with that?
Review: Do NOT drink anything before you see this movie. One, you might-no, WILL-miss something funny if you go to the bathroom. Two, you will not want to get up anyway, and will laugh so hard that you wet your pants. I have not seen a film twice at the theatre since I was 12 (now 23). I don't care if this was nervous or sympathetic or obnoxious laughter, there was quite literally a steady stream of it. It felt damned good. It is the zenith of prank humor, chock full of yellow snow cones, bungee wedgies, and using display toilets in hardware stores. Just choose your date with caution.
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