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Summary: kick yourself in the head, Wee Man...
Review: Jackass, as most people already know, is one crazy show!!!! and thats keepin it calm!!! Jackass, and its simply mental frontman - Jonny Knoxville, are regulars on MTV, and it basically a tv show, with a bunch of....., lets say mentally challenged, people who do crazy stunts, without so much as padding, ropes, nets or anything else you would expect, or hope to see, these guys are all out lunatics, goin hell for leather on anything that could, and usually does, hurt them in any way possible!!! So picture the scene if you will, Jackass - a hit show on mtv all over the world, the mtv boffins and executives, decide to approach paramount pictures to talk about a movie deal, stupid guys, crazy stunts, lotsa money to do these stunts, what do you have??? a hit movie!! The main psycho's, i mean professionally trained actors, include:
Jonny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera ( a pro skate boarder) and Chris Pontius, and a whole heap (literally!!) of other crazy kids. So, Jackass: the movie, what exactly can you expect???
A WHOLE LOT OF CRINGING!!!!! especially near the beginning, when the crew decides to retro fit, and abuse an electronic ab machine < yeh it makes you cry thats all you need to know!!!! Some of the stunts arent really that funny, maybe 2 or 3 of the seemingly endless array!!!
some of the funnier ones to pay close attention to though:
the opening credits are hilarious; and no doubt anyone with a 10 man shopping cart would try this stunt:
golf cart demolition derby; id like to see tiger n faldo go at it like this!!!!
The very last 'stunt'; i wont give this one away, its pure genius, a hint for u though, a doctor who cant believe his x-ray!!!!
The Thai Boxin Chic; proof that equal opprtunity, and maybe the chance of rocky # whatever we are on, could happen with a chic as the lead role
Butterbean; for those of you who watched WWF in the past, get ready for a former performers comeback!!! simply hilarious So about the movie: those of you hopin for a script??? dont go to see this movie, the only script is to get Bam Margeras mother to express obscenities on tape, oh and the mandatory nr death stunts the cast performs!!
Lenght; not too long actually, they probably ran out of stunts, or bones to break, its around an 1hr 30 mins, so it puts in a while
the dvd also comes equipped with more out takes and 27 minutes of unrealeased stunts.
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Summary: Jackass...A True American Masterpiece!
Review: JACKASS THE MOVIE speaks volumes more than the film AMERICAN BEAUTY ever accomplished but it will never win a best picture award or even get a nomination for that matter. This film accomplishes what it sets out to do and that is to entertain and make you cringe. Not for the squeamish, and definitely not for children. A group of masochists (from the popular MTV show of the same name) perform a series of self-inflicted pranks and gross out humor that only the average person can only think about in their utmost horrid dreams and nightmares. These guys would have probably made the crowds watching the mayhem at the ancient Roman Coliseum aghast in horror. From eating "yellow" homemade snowcones, to papercuts on the tongue, to defecating in a display toilet in a plumbing supply shop etc. etc., these so-called actors ,stuntmen, or whatever you may call them manage to be entertaining in sick perverted way. In one scene, even the camerman can't take one of the stunts he's filming and vomits while holding the camera. Somehow these guys manage not to kill themselves and a lot or if not all these stunts are sickening. However, we are relieved when they are triumphant but in the back of our minds we think "one of these days..!". We are the most advanced society in the history of modern man, and yet we have the capabilities to come up with "entertainment" of this sort and people are willing to pay to see it. JACKASS comes through as an honest if not painful film and the decadence of modern civilization.
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Summary: One of the most craziest movies ever!
Review: It's like all their TV shows rolled up into on. I saw this in a theater and the crowd was roaring with excitement. Pick up the DVD because it has more scenes that they didn't have in the movie theater.
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Summary: Very Funny
Review: One of the top ten shock movies you will see, I highly recommend it for you library. Bam is great in it, just as good as Y2K.
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Summary: Lewd and Obscene. In Other Words, Get This DVD!
Review: I know what you're thinking. "He gave 4 stars for 'Jackass?' This dude has officially lost his mind." But believe me when I tell you that I had NO interest in seeing this movie until a co-worker of mine INSISTED that I borrow his DVD and watch it. And, believe it or not, it's way funnier than it ever has a right to be. Considering that "Jackass" has no plot or performances, it's not really, in the classic sense, a movie and it shouldn't be reviewed as such. Based on the MTV show of the same name, it's a random collage of gross-out stunts performed by a bunch of dudes, and they push the raunch factor as far as an "R" rating can allow. Some are hilarious, and others just crash the ceiling of good taste. Johnny Knoxville and his cohorts go through a series of wild escapades that are not only extremely dangerous, but also humiliating. Who, in their right mind, would walk on a tightrope above a lake of raging crocodiles and wearing only briefs? Most of us wouldn't, but it's perversely fun to watch these dudes try. Highlights include snorting wasabi at a local sushi bar, applying electro shock pads to various body parts, lighting up huge fireworks indoors at the wee hours of the morning, shopping mall boxing, climbing over literally hundreds of live mousetraps, rollerblading with "rocket skates," and getting a tattoo in a speeding Jeep with Henry Rollins. Let's not forget the discharge of several body fluids which I can't even mention. "Jackass" isn't a movie worth analyzing or dissecting: it's just an exercise in gross-out comedy at its most primitive. Art-house film snobs needn't bother.
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Summary: If You Think This Is Entertainment, USA Society in Trouble!
Review: This was just about the most frightening movie I've ever tried to watch (I only got to the part where one of the stuck-in-adolescence-fools was going to defecate in some poor store owner's toilet.) Didn't laugh once. This movie was just mean and seeing males in their early 20's doing really disgusting things made me think: 1. They are all mentally arrested at age 14.
2. They got too much or not enough attention from mommy.
3. There are no boundaries in life and that's scary. A country can't survive that mentality (or lack of.) These are brutes who would run over an injured animal in the streets for laughs. Bring back the draft. It's the only hope for these large,disgusting, belching, flatulent aging teen-agers.
(Judging from some of the spelling from supporters of this stupid movie, maybe they should spend more time with their faces in a book or dictionary.)
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Summary: R.I.P. Jackass
Review: This movie is sadly the finale of Jackass. This is the last time we see Johnny Knoxville do those crazy shenanigans. Since he's in Hollywood now starring in movies such as MIB2. At least Jackass retires with style,it's a laugh from beginning till end. I think it's the funniest movie of all times.
Jackass still lives on with this DVD and of course with the MTV shows Viva La Bam which stars Bam,April and Phil Margera,Ryan Dunn,Raab Himself,Brian Dicamillo and new to the faces of Jackass fans Don Vito and Wildboyz starring Steve-o and Chris Pontius.
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Summary: SICK,CRUDE, & DISGUSTING>>>>AN OSCAR WORTHY MASTERPIECE!!!
Review: To tell you the truth, I've only caught the tail end of this movie before watching it in it's entirety.My nephew tuned me into this and since then, I haven't stopped laughing my ass off. There are some aspects of this movie that can have you puking for days ranging from the plumbing store toilet seat skit to the yellow snow cone treat. The most sickest thing in this movie however has to be Bam Magera's dad. NOW THAT'S GROSS!!!!!Sure the clueless critics are gonna trash this movie, but to tell you truth, they wish that they were having the fun Johnny Knoxville and Co. are having. Overall,this is definitely a movie for the whole family. Definitely recommend this for the faint of heart. AN OSCAR WORTHY MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!!
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Summary: A True American Masterpiece of the Generation!
Review: A True American Masterpiece of the Generation! One person posted a one-star review below with the title "If You Think This Is Entertainment, USA Society in Trouble!" There is no doubt in my mind it is the same kind of people who enjoy and offer five-star ratings for "Two Weeks Notice" or "Pretty Woman" kind of films, in which Harvard Law graduate meets billionaire executive and prostitutes look just like Julia Roberts. U.S. society is already in trouble with overpopulation of hypocrites like him, whose pathetic and false sense of reality is completely manipulated by the ignorant Hollywood. This is a film in an era (most appropriately described by the great George Carlin), in which everyone is a germ and/or safety freak, in which children are told to wear helmets for everything except jerking off. Everyone could somehow feel his sense of self weaken to a degree that the positiveness of our value should be that of the views of mainstream media on what is beautiful and what is good. Otherwise, we are not normal. This film is just what our society needs at a time like this. It does not narrowly mean what America is, but it certainly does its part to represent America as the only place in the world where men do not resemble machines and can think and laugh freely.
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Summary: F!@#n Hilarious!!!
Review: You know I don't care what anyone else says about Jackass: The Movie, like "it's stupid", "it's too crude", or when those real dumb a$$es say "it's not funny". F!@# you! This one of the funniest, most original ideas for a movie in, like, forever. The entire Jackass crew just delivers one laugh after another, nonstop, throughout the movie. Yeah, a lot of them are gross or painful to watch, like the piss snocone or the paper cuts, but I guarentee will end up laughing. And besides, that's the entire point of Jackass anyway. Another thing, don't listen to those damn critics who keep talkin' S@#$ about it, they're retarded. That's right Ebert, F@#$ You!!!!
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