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Summary: People Actually Liked This?
Review: I am writing this review because I am upset that I paid good money for this and want to prevent other from sharing the same disapointment.If you have seen the commercial for this you may think, as I did, that it looks really funny. Well, you see, that is the brilliance of advertising. 'Undeground' does not deliver anything as promised. It's main promise is that it WILL offend you. This movie is actually not offensive because it tries so hard to be offensive. There is an unnecessary amount of cursing and male (...) that makes it obvious how hard the film makers are trying to get the audience to squerm. 'Underground' is a collection of skits that are supposed to be funny. The supermodels taking a dump is part of a series throughout called "Things you'll never see." It is not really all too funny and neither are the rest. There is another one about a big black (...) virgin who has to turn down an advancing gay man. This skit was actually somewhat humorous; the first time. It recurrs again in the film 2 or 3 times and totally kills the joke. The film also has a "very special apperance" by Slash. I don't need to explain who he is. His apearance, was to say the least, dissapointing. He hosts a "rag lady" competition and just acts like a complete idiot. He firts apears with a bottle of jack daniels so you will know he has been drinking. By the way he is acting it apears that he is pretending to be drunk rather than actually being drunk. It is so dumb. I mean that. Dumb. It is so pathetic how hard this movie tries to push your buttons. It just does not work. For example, in the Godmother skit this guy presents a way to save money by replacing spaghetti meat with aborted fetus'. He has a jar of this nasty looking stuff and slaps some on a plate. haha. When I saw this I was like "am I supposed to get sick or something?" It's like hes holding out the plate and begging you to be sicked by it. Practically begging for your upsetness. This movie has nothing to it other than half-a$$ed atempts at grossing out. Pleas don't buy it. It is not offensive at all because it tries so hard to be so offensive. It just looks sad. I read a review that said people like me who think this movie sucks are basically not good enough to admit that the movie actually is funny and we just don't get it. The reviewer said people like me should just say that the movie is just too much for me and maybe it will be funny to someone else who can handle it. Here this: none of this movie offended me; it is just poorly done. The scene in VanWilder where the dog (...) the danishes and then the guys eat them with dog semen dripping down their chins was funny. It was funny because the movie had more to it. Picture a movie where every scene is basically a re-creation of the dog semen scene. That is what 'Underground' is and it gets really old after a while. Many reviewers say they would give a movie 0 stars if they could. This movie actually deserves the 1. There are some subtle redemable qualities. The skit "Dickman fights lesbians" was hilarious. A big (...)headed super-hero shoots semen to beat lesbians. The skit was not funny enought to redeem any of the rest of the movie. There is also a music video that is a parody of "I love L.A." called "I hate L.A." There are some funny lines in the song but it is overall dumb. I liked the concept of it though. To conlude, this movie did actaully offend me; inadvertantly. I am offended by the review I see with 4-5 stars. Ok, I hate this movie. But even if you find it funny at least give it 3 stars or less becuase it is made so badly. Take into account the predictablility of the skits and the choppy editing. Actually, on second thought, do see this movie. Don't buy it. Rent it or see if someone you know has it. I want you to understand how horrible it is. I want you to feel the hatred towards the revieweres who gave it 5 stars that I do. All of them are examples of why little children should'nt be allowed to write reviews.
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Summary: The Best Comedy Movie in the World!
Review: I can't believe how they achieved some of the visual style comedy in this movie. I don't want to give anything away, so I won't give any details but let's just say everything in your favorite comedies is rolled up into one here. It might be hard to digest for some but if you have a strong sense of humor be sure to pick this up. Don't get the R rated version, make sure it's the unrated, there's 7 extra minutes of some funny gruesome shots you don't want to miss.
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Summary: Wet My Pants Hilarious!
Review: I gotta admit, this movie had some really stupid parts to it but others were so hilarious that I literally p****d myself. Can't say I've seen too many movies that had to change my clothes after watching! And offensive is right, this movie can and will offend anyone who watches it, in one way or another. (trust me!)
Overall I thought it was twisted but funny as HELL and if you're sense of humor is warped like mine you will enjoy this movie.
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Summary: wow.
Review: i really hate it when people who make money off of something go and review it everywhere and give it the best ratings. one thing i hate more than that is this movie. if you want offensive, go watch southpark. if you want a lot of celebrities, go watch jay and silent bob strike back. if you want stupidity, wtach this. or bill & ted.
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Summary: this movie wastes your life
Review: I remember walking down melrose in Los Angeles and the director of this movie was walking around with a portable video player showing people the trailer to this garbage. For some odd reason the DVD ended up in my apartment the other day and I decided to give it a spin. Now I want the 90 minutes that they took from me back. This is such a waste of everything it's not even funny. The jokes fall miles from everyone and the "crude offensive humor" must have passed me by because I didn't even chuckle. I tried showing it to my 16 year old brother thinking he might like it (being of the jackass generation and all) and he hated it more than I did. He couldn't even watch the whole thing. Don't waste your time.
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Summary: This movie is hilarious
Review: I saw it advertised on Comedy Central and forgot about it until recently when i searched a few sites and saw that you could but it online. I wrote it down so i wouldn't forget then Saturday i was at FYE in the mall and on the last row of comedy DVD's i saw it. I bought it and watched it Sunday night and i haven't laughed that hard in a long time. If you are into the Visual Gag type humor flicks like Airplane!,Naked Gun!,Hot Shots,Kentucky Fried Movie,Amazon Women On The Moon,etc,then add this to your collection. You won't be sorry.
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Summary: Rude, crude, and absolutely hysterical!!!
Review: I saw this in the theater and I've been dying for it to be released on DVD. If you like underground humor that is seriously sick and twisted, you'll love this. It's like Jackass meets "Something About Mary". The porn review skit is worth the price of the DVD alone... you'll love it if you're into off-beat comedy. This is a must own for fans of Guns N' Roses because Slash has a decent speaking part as the host of the Homeless Beauty Pagent. Michael Clarke Duncan from Green Mile, Armageddon, etc has a pretty funny part in the movie too. There's also Joey Buttafuco and Gina Lee Nolin from Sheena and Baywatch. It's a fun movie to watch with your friends... check it out!!! By the way - this is the UNRATED version with new menus!!!
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Summary: Um, yeah...
Review: I thought this video was gonna be hilarious, but yeah...it really wasnt. It's just random, its not worth the 18 bucks you spend on it. There are parts that made me just laugh my ass off, but those were few and FAR between. If you smoke weed, maybe this would be funny when you're high. I'm gonna do a test run when you're drunk...I'll let you know...
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Summary: Great movie, great soundtrack.
Review: I've wanted to see this since I first saw the commercial on TV. Being the delinquent that I am I have no credit card or bank account, so I couldn't just pick up the phone and order. I finally found it in the store snatched it right up, and wasn't let down. Funny, funny stuff. The bag lady beauty pagent was, well, beautiful. I don't know what was funnier the old lady or Batman beating her for no apparent reason, I'm laughing now just thinking of her views on baseball. If you like comedy and may have ADD buy this movie.
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Summary: Duh
Review: If you saw the ad, you saw the best parts of the movie. A "Kentucky Fried Movie" wannabe, that doesn't come close. 30 minutes in and one semi-laugh. Save your time.
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