Captain Ron

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Summary: A Kurt Russell Classic
Review: If you liked Big Trouble in Little China then you will like Captain Ron. This movie continues to be one of my favorite films. 'Get me another brewski Swab...'

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Summary: A must for anyone who has ever cruised on a small boat.
Review: If you have ever spent any time on a boat, especially in the open water this video will strike a note.

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Summary: Don't cost much
Review: Why are all the good movies so cheap within a month of me buying them? Try this one out. Don't cost much and it's worth a whole lot more.

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Summary: Captain Hilarious
Review: "There are NO Pirates of the Caribbean!"

"There are NO Gorillas in the Caribbean!" "Go Gur Go Gur, there's a big difference!"

"If something is going to happen its going to happen out there boss!"

"Their playing hide the salami!"

"Don't worry it's just a little dry rot all boats have it."

"No Boss she's not a Cretan she's a Puerto Rican!"

"Whatever you say boss!"

"Come on people, they're taxpayers for god's sake!"


If you've seen this movie, you have to be laughing after reading those lines. Kurt Russell is one of the most versatile actors ever and he brings life and humor to this film like no other person could.

Folks, this film is a comedy, it's not serious! Do Not look for deep metaphysical understanding, instead, laugh, then laugh some more and more and more until you are on the verge of tears. This is one of those films, that is pretty clean, mostly good family fun and can lift you out of the doll-drums.

ENJOY


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Summary: the music of captain ron
Review: along with being one of the greatest movies of all time, it also has one of the best soundtracks ever. for many years i searched far and wide for the cd. i was convinced it didn't exist. i later found out that it was put out for a brief time ,for promotional use only, when the movie first came out. it did not include regular songs such as bob marley's stir it up. only the original musical score by nicholas pike, which i still think is really good. the name of the song in the opening of the film is just called MAIN TITLES. that same song is played many times throughout the film in different ways, so it actually has several titles. about two years ago i found someone on e-bay w/ a copy of it and i bought it. it's good for listening to during the summer on the beaches of ted's.
if i knew half as much about women as i did this film's soundtrack, i'd probably be a lot happier! you can e-mail me at [e-mail] if you would like a copy.

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Summary: Hey i have a question for all the captain ron fans!
Review: This is the greatest movie ever and i am so mad they never made a soundtrack but i was wondering if anyone knew the name of the song that first plays during the opening credits?? Please anyone!!!!

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Summary: Video Prozac
Review: Capitan Ron Is the best movie I have ever seen it doesnt matter what genre. Even though it is old and some of the humor is outdated its still the greatest. "It can literally put you in a good mood like prozac."

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Summary: Lets not get to serious here
Review: This is just a fun movie. Yes, it is unbelievable, yes it is a bit dorky but hey so is Disneyland and it's a lot of fun. If you like movies like Goonies ect then get this film.

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Summary: Funnier than it should be
Review: First off, I laughed throughout this film. I suppose it qualifies as a 'guilty pleasure' since it isn't (and doesn't pretend to be) the Citizen Kane of boating flicks.

Kurt Russell gives an excellent comedic performance, something that isn't always easy to do. He plays his role straight, and really lets the antics of Martin Short and the rest of his family play off him. I love the scene where Russell is sleeping, and the daughter notices that he has his patch on the wrong eye...is Captain Ron for real, or a con man, or worse...?

This film brings a smile to my face whenever I watch it, or even think of a scene, or line, here or there. And what more do you want a comedy to do? Buy the film...you'll watch it more than once.

The cinematography is excellent, the boat beautiful, the Caribbean never looked better, and it's as good-naturedly funny as heck.

Recommended.

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Summary: Vapid -- a few smiles, no guffaws
Review: How low a threshold of laughter do some of these reviewers have? This movie isn't TERRIBLE, but there are no laugh-out-loud moments in it and it feels very contrived. "One of the funniest movies I've ever seen"? C'mon, Chaz... "Back to the Future," though perhaps usually categorized as Sci-Fi Fantasy/Adventure, is a hundred times funnier than "Captain Ron."