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Summary: FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS
Review: JAY AND SILENT BOB IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOVIS THAT I HAVE SEEN, THE SPECIAL DVD HAS AND EXTRA DISC OF DELETED STUFF THAT IS FUNNY TO. I WOULD RECOMMEND THIS TO ANYONE EXCEPT LITTLE KIDS, AND UPTIGHT OLD PEOPLE. I THINK KEVIN SMITH IS THE BEST MOVIE MAKER OUT THERE TODAY ,I ENJOY ALL OF HIS MOVIES, CHECK THEM ALL OUT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE KID OR AN UP TIGHT OLD PERSON.
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Summary: KEVIN SMITH NEARLY STRIKES OUT
Review: Although they are amusing in small doses, as in Kevin Smith's previous movies, this movie is mostly stupid and annoying. Not that that's a bad thing; some of this is actually very funny. After finding insulting comments about themselves on a film website, the two losers head to Hollywood to stop a movie about them being made with James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs, "the pie f**king dude" playing them. Along the way Jay finds true love with Biggs' AMERICAN PIE co-star Shannon Elizabeth. Put your brain on hold and you might enjoy this, I was in a more serious frame of mind when I watched the movie, but it's still much better than MALLRATS. Watch out for the expected cameos from Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, as well as directors Wes Craven and Gus Van Sant.
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Summary: This movie is the [best]!
Review: First of all this movie is definitely not for the entire family. If you are a Kevin Smith fan, this is a must see. Kevin Smith just keeps getting funnier everytime. For those of you that said this [stunk], You must have been watching the VHS version. If you don't own a DVD player it is worth buying one or borrowing your neighbor's so you can watch this one the way it was ment to be watched. The deleted scenes are almost as long as the movie but they are worth taking the time to watch, they will change your entire outlook on the movie.
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Summary: JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK
Review: This movie is NOT for family viewing or if you're offended by filthy mouths and sex humor. Ah but JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK has so much more to offer: Parody bits of Batman, Star Wars, Charlie's Angels, Scooby Doo the old cartoons in this case, E.T., the 60's Planet Of The Apes, jokes on Hollywood and celebrities AND even the internet. Cameos and supporting parts by George Carlin, Will Farrel, Chris Rock, Ben Afleck, Mark Hamil,Carrie Fischer as well as others and even one of THE BOB NEWHART SHOW's main psychiatric patients (I don't remember his name). If you like adult humor, comic books and movie parodies then this is the movie to see! This movie may become a BIG cult classic if it is'nt already.
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Summary: Snootchie Bootchie Nootchies
Review: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back is a funny and very offensive movie, luckily, it doesnt offend me. Its the funniest movie Kevin Smith has written/directed/acted in. Although some of the scenes are stupid and make no sence what-so-ever, the cameos and main actors make up for those stupid parts. If you get offended easily but like crude humor, rent it before you buy it. Rated R for nonstop crude and sexual humor, pervasive strong language, and drug content (compliments of Bluntman & Chronic).
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Summary: Kevin Smith Gies his Fans a big Sloppy One
Review: This movie is the kind of movie that you would hope a director so in tune with his fans would make, it hits every favourite "Askewniverse" cliche and hams it up for the camera at every opportunity. However; this is so much of a fan movie it may turn off anyone who has not seen the other movies (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy and Dogma.) Also, anybody who read the Graphic Novel "Chasing Dogma" also starring the two titular stoners will recognise a great deal of the plot from that little work here on the screen (although it was sorely missing DOOGIE NIGHTS. All in all the movie achieves what it sets out to do, make the viewer laugh and cheer for the main characters, snoogans.
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Summary: Kevin Smith could have done much better than this
Review: In his constant drive to create a mainstream teen comedy without bending too much to hollywood's whims and cookie cutter desires, Kevin Smith has subjected his fan base to a film that is at moments hysterically funny, and at others painfully stupid. The movie attempts to be mainstream while still being a part of the 'underground' culture that Smith's movies tend to take, and I think the combination is a poor one. A must to own for any Smith fan. It does get better with subseqent viewings, in a Rocky Horroreque way.
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Summary: Save Two Hours of Your Life and Don't Watch This Movie
Review: Don't get me wrong, I think Kevin Smith has genius, but this movie doesn't touch it. This movie is perhaps the worst movie I have ever seen. What was Smith out to do with this film? He wanted to see how many pot-smoking idiots(with all due respect to those who smoke pot) would shell out hard cash to see a movie in which every bad aspect of every other bad comedy was included. Is there anything good about this movie? Not much. Silent Bob(Smith) is the only character who is in the least bit interesting (besides the HOT female characters). The cameos have potential, but miss the mark. The rude humor isn't the least bit humerous, and the protagonist (Jay) is too stupid to exist. If you're looking for a humerous satire on Hollywood, this isn't it. If you want to see Kevin Smith's genius, see Dogma, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, or Clerks. If you want to kill braincells stay home and smoke pot.
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Summary: A huge disappointment for a Kevin Smith fan ..
Review: .. First off, let me say, I adore Kevin Smith - I have Chasing Amy, and Dogma, and will pick up Mallrats when I run across it.
I just think he's the greatest. Which is probably why this movie was a huge letdown. Following Dogma, which was pure genius, and geniunely, consistently FUNNY; I can't understand what went wrong with this film. All the premises were right on; I don't think the actors were all "on" however. It must have just looked a lot better on paper, than it came out on film. I didn't have any problem with the vulgarity; except maybe it was a tad excessive, and gratuitous..I just didn't laugh through this whole movie. I kept waiting for it get funny, and it just didn't.
I'm sorry Kevin, if you're reading this; but you can probably take it.
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Summary: to all yall little f*ckers that think other wise
Review: This movie was the bomb. jay and silent bob are the two funniest characters ever. there journey to stop a film that is being made about them is so hilarious. there was basically no plot to this movie but there didn't need to be. Will farrell did a SICK job in this film "damn these guys are good"
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