Clerks - Collector's Edition

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Summary: Unique but not clever.
Review: Kevin Smith in this, his first effort, writes dialogue that would be more believable in a comic book than in a movie. The lines seem too cute and don't convey any depth or indiviuality to any of the characters, rather, it is like listening to a play written by someone in high school being read by someone in high school. The actors are not good enough to make up for the lack of realism in the dialogue or the ubiquitous voice of Smith. His most recent movie, Chasing Amy, on the other hand, is proof that Smith is getting more original and deep with his characters.

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Summary: Offensive
Review: This has gotta be the worst script I've ever heard in a movie. Kevin Smith seems to be trying for a world record in tastelessness. His jokes aren't funny or clever, just vulgar. Like other overrated screenwriters like Matt Damon/Ben Affleck and Tarantino, Smith seems to think that there is merit in vulgarity. He doesn't realize that the is NO merit in such. Anyone can think of profanity; it requires niether creativity nor intelligence.

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Summary: The Best Movie Ever Made!
Review: Clerks is the best movie that we as humans have ever had the opportunity to view. The actors are so realistic it makes you feel as if you are in the movie yourself and standing right there in the middle of the conversations.

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Summary: Funny, catchy and real to life
Review: "Clerks" is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. Kevin Smith takes a bunch of average Joes and turns them into a hilarious bunch of characters. The acting is so natural that it doesn't even seem like acting. But it does get a little dirty at times so make sure that you don't have any small children around.

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Summary: Greatest movie maker alive!
Review: Kevin Smith is the best movie alive today. Speilberg and Lucas have nothing on this guy. If you haven't seen this movie, you better get away from your computer and rent it. It made me laugh so hard I almost suffocated. My hat goes off to Kevin Smith.

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Summary: One Of The Top 5 Movies Ever Made!!!!!!
Review: This movie was a real turning point in my view of independant films. As a young writer, this movie has truly inspired me to want to break into film. Kevin Smith is probably the funniest man in film today.

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Summary: Great! A must see for all so-called "Slackers"!
Review: I thought that this movie was great. Not only do the charaters talk like real people, but the fact they they intersperse their obsenities with nice. descriptive words makes it even better. Be forwarned however, the movie was rater NC-17 at first *soley* because of it's language, so don't show your kids.

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Summary: what a movie
Review: As a resident of New Jersey, i feel obligated to tell the world that this is a very accurate representation of Jersey life. It's also friggin hilarious. I'm lovin the part with the old dead guy in the bathroom and Dante's girlfriend. You know what i mean.

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Summary: I thought I'd hate this movie
Review: I'm the kind of person that hates it when other people say, "Ya gotta go see this movie!" For that reason alone, I was predisposed to hate Clerks. However, I must say that this is one of the funniest movies ever made. Between its jokes about sex and the way that the characters analyze Star Wars so in-depth that you'd think that you were back in English class, I laughed so hard I thought I'd pee.

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Summary: One of the best independent films to be made!
Review: If you have never seen a movie directed by Kevin Smith then you should watch this. I know it is black and white but its still worth the watch. Summed up Clerks is about two guys, Dante who works at a convienance store and Randal who works in the video rental store that is right next to the convienance store. If you liked this movie you should see Mallrats, Daised and Confused and maybe even Chasing Amy.