WWE - The Ultimate Ric Flair Collection

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Summary: Wooo!!! Look At My Man-Boobs Flapping In The Wind!!! Wooo!!!
Review:
If you're reading this, this condemnably implicates you a wrasslin' fan. Definition: people who're violent, suffer from frustrating ineptness to control their lives pursuant to will (proven because wrasslin' lets feebly oppressed people {welfare-recipient, handout-loving Americans} PRETEND to empower themselves via watching people dominate others), push victimization of women, push impure lustfulness towards women, aggressively encourage the misusing rape of English language via bull$hit ebonics, slang and/or colloquialism, AREN'T cultivated, AREN'T interested in exercising their acumen via reading and/or other intelligent mental activities over vile, illicit imitations of beatings, are anti-social, endure the cruelest impairment in expressing themselves civilly, without resorting to barbaric wrath, AND finally, experience THE WORST insecurity predicaments possibly related to microscopic penis sizes (why'd they need to yearningly assure themselves by absorbing false hostility on others?)!!!!

Wrasslin' is so acidly fake, it's grindingly hard to deduce its appeal. Reconsidering, only unripe, inexperienced children's or disconcertingly developmentally stalled teenagers' mentalities would lap this crap up. The most grimly unjust angle on wrasslin's scandalization is the horrifying development that mainly "mature" adults salivate for this home-wrecking pestilence. Shrink back in aghast terror at trivially underdeveloped "adults'" misbehaviors!!!! Firstly, they savagely careen to unbecomingly juvenile mischief concerning what should be grossly censurable at certain ages. They so frantically concentrate on asininely low-minded wrasslin' plotlines; they hoot, roller and riotously pump their clumsy fists in the air!!!! It's like they're SO alarmingly and abominably unfocused-or suffer ADD-that they mercilessly subserve EVEN MORE delinquently rehashed and stupid storylines. How many more times can Austin stutter, "Boh-RRRing!!!!", referees be "knocked-out" when "good guys" "pin" "bad guys", 50-year old, half-crippled, out-of-shape dinosaurs "brawl", "police" "arrest" wrasslers who've disobeyed the latest disallowance of appearing, or the Undertaker or some other ambiguously "black" character be "buried" in other half-assed lameness???? Maybe these regressively backwards, scandalous "adults" even sink so devastatingly into unrealistic childhood that they hallucinate the stuff's real!!?? Admittedly, when I was an ill-educated, inexperienced, irresponsible youth/teenager, I too sunk in this degradedly lowbrow entertainment-like the presents' progressively virulent "adults"-except cultivation struck me efficiently early. How much more arduously can backsliding "adults" be impressed by laughable "Irish Whips", falsified "Piledrivers", fronting "Suplexes" and illegitimate "Clotheslines"???? I bet these are the ilk who live paycheck-to-paycheck!!!!

In distressing addition, wrasslin' infects impressionable minds with inexcusable social diseases. So, if you're an imbecilic, sloth-like, semi-unemployed lowbrow who endorses wrasslin', you're conspiratorially spreading violent social disease on children!!!! A considerable segment of viewers comes from filthily impressionable kids, 12-17. These sacrifices are "vulnerable segment" because they haven't progressed to maximizing decision-making!!!! Teacher ratings-assessments by polling teachers watching students' outward behaviors, since they're feasible to perception-have regularly been used to unmask harmful damages in children!!!! I.E., in 2003, surveys were mailed to 1200 second-to-eighth-grade teachers in a southeastern state. Teachers responded 45% of their ill-bred brats watch wrasslin'; 25% of teachers conceded they prejudiced students who watch WWE aggressive, perpetrating HORRIBLE grades, tired, using FOUL language and misbehaving!!!! Those teachers also juried wrasslin' was harmful to children's development, and was more harmful than other forms of entertainment. 42% of said teachers professed their brats impersonated wrestling moves causing hurt to others, 25% confirmed schoolbrats imitated VULGAR language from WWE, 28% affirmed schoolchildren impersonated Austin's RAISED MIDDLE FINGER, and 16% declared chauvinistically verminous male students imitated SALACIOUS sexual connotations on FEMALE students!!!!

Inescapably, wrasslin rapes women in societal, cultural contexts, polluting their image. Tawdry whores whom the WWE has misappropriated to help damage the reputations of women and the subliminal ways men treat women-whore Keibler, whore Stratus, whore Torrie, to just name a couple-are clearly soulless backsliders who've backstabbed their gender's fight for equality in the genocidal lust for filthy lucre that McMahon seduces them with!!!! They're meritless in the context of the WWE dilapidating women, but for women who're petrified of the implications this'll fate on their own gender-discriminated lives, and for men wanting to be seen as "sensitive", such maltreatment of women will incur MORE violence toward women, impair their advances in suffrage, and abusively reduce them to pieces of meat. With how grudgingly nearly every "appearance" of these WWE whores impurely connotes ungodly debauchment, from dressing so inadequately they look like tormentingly high-priced call-girls to actually, malignantly partaking in diabolically sex-suggestive "Bra-Panties-and-Condom Matches", you can bet your asses that the most backwardly unregenerate male teenagers WILL be degenerated to beat women, inroads WILL be made to harm even more the perilously fragile improvements in women's rights, like earnings and education, and women WILL be once more banefully coarsened to equate with the 16th century-style property-of-their-husbands, and sold off in dowries to marriages where they'll be demeaned solely for sex, like breeding animals.

If you're a wrasslin' "fan", we'll conclude you have to constrictively fit certain social, stereotypical parameters. You're quick to hostility because of all the rottenly subliminal messages of problem-solving-through-violence that infest your frailly educated mind. Since you're a Neanderthal-like knuckledragger, and consequently have no need for learning, one can make the safest bet that you can't articulate your speech in any shape resembling even, in the slightest, a creature that walks UPRIGHT!!!! Probably like ignominiously Caucasian, suburban kids who pretend they're "urban" (black), you slur speech in the most abusively dense, ignorant, and backwards illness possible. Dreadfully accompanying these pointedly partisan profiles is personal cleanliness, wherein you perilously, probably lapse also, if you're a wrasslin' fan. You obstinately refuse to bathe anywhere near regularly, and most likely emit an unsavorily reeking stench from underneath your yellow-stained, bodily cavities in the derogatively stigmatized form of B.O.. Another quite safe stereotyping to hazard would be that (as adversely incompassionate Howard Dean tripped in saying) you drive a pickup-truck as your prime and sole vehicle, are exhaustively fond of chewing blades of grass, brutally love to look uncouth, wearing a ballcap reverse, and perhaps (this is a murderously speculative point) dabble a bit in incest.

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Summary: Why this DVD is worth the price!
Review: I just got this DVD from Best Buy. Originally, I was looking for DVDs like the real pay per view events such as WWE No Way Out 2004, WWE Wrestlemania 8X, or any of the WWE Royal Rumble(because I have never seen a full royal rumble before). But sadly, there was no pay per view DVDs in the Best Buy that I wanted except for WWE No Mercy 2004 and WWE Judgement Day 2004 which I didn't want to see. It was like watching a good smackdown. So I was looking and looking around for about an hour trying to find some decent wrestling DVDs and only ones that I could find was WWE RAW 10th Anniversary, Best Intercontinental Matches and The End of the ECW. Finally, right before giving up, something caught my eye. It was the Ultimate Ric Flair Collection. But I was still not sure whether to get it or not because I was afriad that there will be no full matches(like The Rock Know Your Role and TLC video). But I made up my mind and just got it since there was no other better WWE DVDs.

After I got home I started watching it right away and after I finished half of the DVD, I was like this is worth even $100. But the price being only about $30, that is more reason why anyone should buy this DVD. The DVD featured over 10.5 hours of pure wrestling entertainment including his best matches, best promos, and the confidentials. Not to mention the fact that some of the features are hilarious(like the old wrestling makes me laugh because it's my first time seeing it and they had some funny promos). Also, because of this DVD, the whole entire Sunday went by like Flash on steroids. I don't see any reason why I should write anymore because other reviewers already wrote what the features are and I have nothing else to say to you but "Get the F out of your couch or chair or bed or whatever and go get the the most worth DVD (over 10.5 hours! amazing!) ever.

P.S. Also get more wrestling DVDs. The reason why I get wrestling DVDs instead of movies is because once you watch most of the movies, it gets boring really fast. They are also only about 2 to 4 hours long including the extra features. But wrestling DVDs are usually 3 hours long not including the extra features itself. If you combine the features, it will probably be up to 4-7 hours of entertainment. Though the DVDs like HBK From the Vault, WWE Raw 10th anniversary, or Stone Cold biography videos, or any other documentary DVDs are a bit short and it doesn't worth as much as pay per views or the special collection DVDs like Ric Flair collection and Hulk Hogan collection, you should get it if you are a big fan but if you can't afford that much money, get the pay per view DVDs over the movie-like DVDs. Well, have fun watching the DVDs.

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Summary: Mixed feelings
Review: When I see Ric Flair I wonder why the hell is this guy so famous? His moves, charisma, and performances are all the same in every match it seems. I purchased this dvd used because I love pro wrestling-past and present. This guy had some amazing matchs with Ricky Steamboat and its on here, and plus a Royal Rumble match in its entirty so that might be worth the price alone. Also I can try and figure out why everyone is calling this guy so great. Anther thing about the DVD is there is ten matchs and every match expect for one is over ten minutes, so you cant complain about that. Id recommend it to a true wrestling fan who doesnt think The Rock or Stone Cold is the greatest wrestler ever.

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Summary: Response to malcontent 3
Review: Malcontent... you are definitely the saddest person on earth.... I love wrestling because its a fun, clear and simple fable about good vs. evil. If you don't know the difference between a concept and the way you show that concept, then the narrow minded i guess is you. You should learn not to judge a book by it's cover because the only thing you've done with your very long philosophy is just show us how narrow and primitive mind you have. Fish die by their mouth they say...

By the way... this Ric Flair DVD rocks. Whoooooooooooo



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Summary: Response to Malcoment 2,(another person)
Review: Big words. Small mind. That is really all I thought of when I read your review. You spout off ridiculous comments about an entertaining sport that you neither watch nor care for. If you were a fan and found this dvd ridiculous, then I would not be sitting here typing out a response to you. But you have the gall to get up on your f***ing pedestal and act as if you are the end all of the perfect person. Newsflash, no one is even remotely close to perfect...you least of all. If the attitude that you have comes with a high vocabulary, then I will gladly rid myself of all the books I own, and stand amongst the ranks of the stupid and mindless.

I make no claim to "WRESTLING" being real nor fake. That has been long disputed, and there is truth to both sides. As for the remarks about wrestling being debilitating to the minds of children, think again, all high and mighty. You are no different than the critics that spout off crap about music, television, movies, comics...and countless other sources of media that is presented to our children. Children are a product of their environment. And while the media does play a part in that, consider the source of parenting. Or how about the teachers. Children sit in history and government and learn all about popular historical icons such as Hitler, Stalin, Napolean, Caesar. Every single one of them has killed innocent people, along with other heinous crimes that to this day plague our society. Did they watch wrestling? Is that why they killed, maimed, degraded others with their philosophy? Or was it because of things like religion? Mental illness? Or other forms of mental manipulation?

I could go on and on about the crap that you have spouted on this subject, but I do NOT want to be as boring and hypocritical as you.

In closing, I have two things to say to you.

1) If you are not a fan, then stay the hell away from anything that resembles wrestling. You will not deter fans from purchasing this item if they so choose.

2) Where in the hell do you get off insulting our intelligence?! I have a college degree. I work full time in a very promanent company. To top it off, I sure as hell can make my own INFORMED and EDUCATED decisions about what to watch.

Take a hike. I may not speak for everyone, but for those that agree... You're critique is not welcome here.

DVD:

Whew! Now that I have that out of the way. I can talk about the DVD set without getting upset...well, even more upset.

Ric Flair is one of the legends that will transcend time whether in the ring or out of it. I won't go into the matches on the dvd since others have done a wonderful job reviewing it. Needless to say, this is a favorite amongst my ever-growing collection and I will have no qualms recommending this to others. If you are a fan of Whoo!!, then this is for you. :)

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Summary: RIC FLAIR!!
Review: This is #9 in my best 130 WWE DVD's. This DVD doesn't have many good matches so I'm not gonna get into them but the stories they tell alone are worth the money. Flair is always gonna be a legen no matter what you do to him.

So overall just pick this DVD up and you will learn something about one of the greatest wrestlers alive today. You all this he was always this slow and old then see this DVD.