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Summary: The Best Combination of Camp Humor and Bloody Carnage
Review: Subsequent sequel (w/the 1st 7 min. being an intentionly slack recap of the 1st film, NOT Ash returning to the same cabin w/a new girlfriend with the same name contrary to popular belief) follows Ash right where the 1st left off still trying to get out of the haunted woods. Maniac camera work, gore-galore, and a campy peformance from the legendary Bruce Campbell highlight this halarious piece of gore cinema not matched until Dead Alive in 1992.
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Summary: The most original horror movie ever made.
Review: When I think of all the horror movies that I have sat through, this one comes to mind as the best. Even though its basically a remake of the original "Evil Dead", its so much better you will think its a totally differrent movie. If you have never seen it, be prepared to be blown away by the special effect and the twilight zone ending. This is a movie to buy and make sure you get widescreen or you wont get the whole experience.
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Summary: The Three Stooges meet H.P. Lovecraft... Sam Raimi's BEST!
Review: When I heard that Sam Raimi was directing a straight-foward drama ("A Simple Plan"), I recoiled in fear. I screamed, "NO!! NO!! NOT SAM RAIMI!!!" Hurriedly, my hands shook as I dropped "Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn" into the laserdisc player. Whew! What a relief! This is how I remember Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell. The best cult movie to emerge locally (since THE EVIL DEAD, anyway). Full of gory shocks, jump-out-of-your-seat surprises, and just plain wacky fun. Yea! Now, that's entertainment.
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Summary: The sequal to the Ultimate in Grueling Terror
Review: What do you get when you cross Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, a pound of latex, and buckets of blood. You get the most horrific, hilarious, horror movie of all time. Sam Raimi's brilliant mix of horror and comedy turns Evil Dead 2 into a non-stop ride through insanity. But its undeniable that the movie would never be as great without Bruce Campbell as the chainsaw wielding, zombie slashing, catchphrase spewing, hero Ash.Believe me, this movie is "Groovy!"
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Summary: The Sequal to the Ultimate in Grueling Terror
Review: What do you get when you cross Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, Chainsaws, a pound of latex, and gallons of blood? You get one of the best, and most funniest, horror films of all time. A movie so over the top, you'll be dying of laughter before you die of fright. The horror elements are all there, but Sam Raimi turns it around with the kick@ss, zombie slaying, catchphrase spewing, chaisaw swinging, character Ash (played by the Man, Bruce Campbell). Buy it now.
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Summary: One of the funniest movies of all time
Review: This is of the all-time greats. This movie has zombies, evil spirits, reel-to-reel players, a 1968 Delta 88, and a chainsaw weilding maniac from housewares. This is a movie you have to see to truly appreciate.
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Summary: If you want to see the goriest film ever see THE EVIL DEAD!
Review: If you love gory movies then THE EVIL DEAD is the movie to see. If you want to see a film that has a story, real characters, a point or any of that other crap, then don't see this - but if you want to have a great time watching a film so outrageous and extreme it's THE EVIL DEAD. Oh yeah, check out the sequel. It's just as good or better. END
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Summary: Violent!
Review: This Movie kicks ass. It's really violent and gory. It's funny, too. I LOVE IT. END
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Summary: Cheapest horror movie ever made!
Review: Have you ever seen any horror movie? Take that and subtract acting, writing, and budget and you have Evil Dead 2! You MUST order this 80s cult classic! It is so terribly made that you will spend this hour and a half constantly laughing! The story goes as follows- Bruce Cambell "Ash" is going to a deserted mountain house with his nameless girlfriend for the night. She is almost immediately removed from the film as a faceless monster that is the camera kills her. Her head comes back and tries to eat his hand. She is sawed in half by his chainsaw. His hand is infected with "evil" and it tries to kill him with a butcher knife. It fails. He slices it off with none other than the infamous chain saw. Now handless and beat up he now has to deal with the owners of the house and gets thrown into the celler. In the celler "Henrietta" (The dead rotting corpse in the basement) tries to kill him and says that she will "SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!" and constantly chants "DEAD BY DAWN!". She does not kill him but her eye gets shot into a nameless woman's mouth. That is only the first 30 minutes of the movie. STOP READING THIS NOW AND ORDER THIS MOVIE!!! END
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Summary: Greatest Movie of All Time
Review: This movie revolutionized all film with its innovative camera angles and directorial techniques. Bruce Campbell is one of Hollywood's best-kept secrets... he deserves more credit than he gets. The story kicks ass, taking place the day after the original Evil Dead. This movie is more comical than the first one... the blend of comedy and horror is perfect. Truly the greatest movie of all time. END
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