Naked Killer

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Summary: DONT BOTHER
Review: Bad Acting, Bad PLot, The worst editing, The girls are never naked and the kungfu is pretty lame as well. Do yourself a favor and pass on this one.

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Summary: Great movie. Highly enjoyable!
Review: I had a great time watching this movie on VHS. It's a movie I enjoy watching over & over again. If you like Asian action movies with girl-girl romance scenes, some violence with fancy moves, perverts getting their just reward & adult themes give this flick a look. I'd consider my collection of Asian action flicks incomplete without Naked Killer. If the characters were your neighbors life would never be dull. To me it's a "must have it" movie.

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Summary: Good Picture Quality... but Incomplete
Review: I have seen the movie a few times and in my opinion this DVD edition is the best in term of picture quality. Unfortunately it is incomplete. Murder scene in the swimming pool is heavily cut (is it too violent?)

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Summary: Naked Killer
Review: It's like a Technicolor wet dream filled with sexy Asian people, sexuality, sensuality, love, hate, art, death, the art of sex & violence, poisoned lipstick, dismembered sex organs, fashion, pop culture, trends, disturbances, diseased minds, diseased scums of the Earth, lesbians, beauty, etc... This is THE masterpiece! ...the most beautiful movie I have seen! This is better than 'Robotrix' & 'Sex & Zen'!

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Summary: Great movie avoid this dubberd version!
Review: No one makes action movies like Hong Kong. Fast shoot outs, incredible stunts, and lots of blood. Naked Killer has got this and more. Just please don't buy this dubbed version because the English dubbing is worse than the worst Godzilla movie!

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Summary: Beeping?
Review: This is not a bad film, but the Cantonese audio track is messed up. I mean like what's going on? It contains annoying annoying annoying beeping when the actors talk about something I guess is too R-rated or whatever, but the subtitles reveal it. Plus it's in Cantonese so like we and the kids don't understand it anyway!!!!! But what gives with the beeping? This is just pathetic. I'm referring to the exchange between the nerdy cop and the police chief or whatever at the crime scene towards the beginning. I've never heard anyone mention this. Is this just me?

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Summary: Beeping?
Review: This movie is not totally irredeemable. First off, I'd get rid of the custom designer, a four year old girl can dress her Ken and Barbies better than the dressers of this movie. Along with the custom designer,I would also chuck the milliner and the screnwriter. Most importantly, I would give Carrie Ng more to do than appear towards the end. She is the only believable character and worth seeing. Chingmy is very pretty, but can get annoying but not as much as Simon Yam. I felt like jumping in the screen with a scissor and giving him a proper haircut, among other things. And why get in the pool with body suits on? If you didn't want your actors to be naked in the pool, then they should have been doing their stunts somewhere else, like the roof or on the fences. These are the areas where creativity lacked and lagged. I've always marveled at Hong Kong cinemas for their imaginative interpretations of what an action movie is suppose to be, but this on falls a little short. I did like Wai Yui as granny Les Killer, but it got a little too disturbing when she started groping the junior assassin in training. Wai Yui is quit good in this movie though. She gave the usual shoot out in the garage a new twist. Your money is not completely wasted, there are some high flying fight scenes, and some really funny moments, but laughable ones too. I'd say, Rent it before you buy it. Owning it means watching it a couple of times, shelving it away and when you get in a quirky mood, pop it in your DVD.

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Summary: Not enough naked killers, too much annoyance
Review: This movie is not totally irredeemable. First off, I'd get rid of the custom designer, a four year old girl can dress her Ken and Barbies better than the dressers of this movie. Along with the custom designer,I would also chuck the milliner and the screnwriter. Most importantly, I would give Carrie Ng more to do than appear towards the end. She is the only believable character and worth seeing. Chingmy is very pretty, but can get annoying but not as much as Simon Yam. I felt like jumping in the screen with a scissor and giving him a proper haircut, among other things. And why get in the pool with body suits on? If you didn't want your actors to be naked in the pool, then they should have been doing their stunts somewhere else, like the roof or on the fences. These are the areas where creativity lacked and lagged. I've always marveled at Hong Kong cinemas for their imaginative interpretations of what an action movie is suppose to be, but this on falls a little short. I did like Wai Yui as granny Les Killer, but it got a little too disturbing when she started groping the junior assassin in training. Wai Yui is quit good in this movie though. She gave the usual shoot out in the garage a new twist. Your money is not completely wasted, there are some high flying fight scenes, and some really funny moments, but laughable ones too. I'd say, Rent it before you buy it. Owning it means watching it a couple of times, shelving it away and when you get in a quirky mood, pop it in your DVD.

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Summary: This Movie Was Wak!
Review: This movie sucked. It was a pointless film to start with, and the DVD just made it worse. I would very strongly discourage anyone from buying or even viewing this horrid film. Although this is only my opinion, if you are looking for a good action or thriller, I would suggest any of the "Die Hard" films.

Rating:
Summary: This Movie Was Wak!
Review: This movie sucked. It was a pointless film to start with, and the DVD just made it worse. I would very strongly discourage anyone from buying or even viewing this horrid film. Although this is only my opinion, if you are looking for a good action or thriller, I would suggest any of the "Die Hard" films.