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Summary: Oh Oh Canada
Review: This is a very clever and very funny story, but as other's have mentioned.....It's not something you'll ever see on the Cartoon Network for kids. It's hard to say what is actually funnier with South Park. Is it the straight out bits or the implied humor you have to think about and catch throughout the movie? In any case it's a fine blend that just makes this extremely non-PC film so damn funny. There are bits in this that actually had me laugh so hard that I had to pause the movie so I wouldn't have to go back to hear what I was missing....Now that's funny.....So unless you're some prude who hates the thought of cartoon kids using language basically the same way that real human kids of that age would use, then I strongly reccomend checking this out for some damn good fun....
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Summary: That movie has warped my fragile little mind...
Review: This movie was hysterical I love it. The only reason I gave it four stars was that their were a few to many musical songs in it. Some songs were amusing while others [were bad]. The best part is you see kenny without his hood! All South Park fans should see this. Also if you like Matt Stone and Trey Parker you should buy the season dvds, and baseketballs. Buy this movie!!!!!
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Summary: kinda good
Review: has some classic moments like what cartman says to garrison after seeing the movie and canada adresses the U.N. i got kinda bored. one big problem is Canada looked to be winning the invasion. America would kick canada's A$$!
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Summary: Not for real eight-year-olds, but the vulgarity spells funny
Review: South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut puts the "f" in "funny". Some parents may not agree, for the scene where Kenny tries to get into heaven is far from appropriate. Terrance and Philip's hit single isn't either, but for people that are mature enough to understand the simplicity, it's two hours of rolling on the floor laughing til you die! The musical numbers pull it all together with rude words and sometimes surprising references (look closely at the faces in hell) but that's what makes this movie great! So if you're even allowed to see it, get ready to laugh, because that's all you'll be doing while you watch this movie! Vive la resistance!
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Summary: Don't Belive All Of Those Religous People
Review: This movie is very funny. who cares what they say about god and jesus. its just a movie. sure they say the "f" word alot but lighten up. let these genius do what they want. i hate how all those religous people judge others. well isn't that a sin. so since you judge....i'll save you a seat on my way down to hell and all of you can sit by me cuz this movie is the best of 99'. i take my hat off to matt sone and trey parker. great movie
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Summary: Pretty good movie
Review: I enjoyed watching the movie on its premier on Comedy Central from 1am to 3am (though the commercial breaks I could have done without, but whatever, no big deal). A lot of people might complain about the insane level of swearing, but I don't see what the big deal is, since they are just words and nothing more. Not really offensive as far as I am concerned. And it can be funny at times, and at least they didn't bleep it out--that's really stupid.The only thing that really bugged me about this movie was that they had to make it a musical. I don't like musicals and think they are lame. While some of the songs are funny, the fact that they broke out in a song every ten minutes or less in the movie was absolutely corny, and the movie could have been a lot better without the musical elements. I did like all of the satire through the movie, which is definitely topnotch. For one thing, it was hillarious to see Satan's sensitive side. As for Sadamm Hussein, well, he's still a real jerk...not that I supported the war in Iraq, but he's still an evil man, no doubt. The plot was thin, but still done adequately. The boys--Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny sneak into the R-rated Terrence and Philip movie, and then start swearing up a storm afterward, and because of that, their parents, rather than being responsible parents and trying to raise the kids, instead blame Terrence and Philip, and Canada as well, thus resulting in the onset of World War III with Canada. This is obviously an exaggeration to the problem of many parents not taking responsibility themselves for what their kids do, but don't forget that this is satire, and regardless of how exaggerated, it still makes many excellent political statements. Yes, the entire movie is way over-the-top, but so is every single episode of the South Park series, and like the show, the movie is over-the-top in an intelligent fashion, and that's what makes it so hillarious. South Park might seem perverted, obscene, and juvenile; however, among the vulgar obsenities and perversions and juvenile antics there are hidden meanings and social commentary through it all, which if one were to read between the lines and look carefully, they would notice it and catch the drift of the message the creators are trying to get across. And once you are able to do this, you will find that through all the insanity, there is indeed substance as well.
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Summary: One of the best movies ever
Review: I think this movie is great. Its definetly better then the TV show, which is saying a lot because the TV show is genius. I would really recommend at least seeing this movie, if not buying it.
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Summary: South Park is the best show (and movie) ever made!!!
Review: I first watched the South Park movie last night at midnight on comedy central. They were doing a special and showed the movie UNCUT with barely any commercial interruption. I loved this movie the moment it started.The beginning is like this: Stan comes out of his house and starts to sing a song about his "Quiet Little Mountain Town" and he goes around and gets his friends Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny.Then, they go to an R rated movie and use a homeless man to make it look like its their guardian so they can see the movie. After viewing the movie, All of the boys talk trash big time:...The story goes that after viewing the movie, the four friends tell other boys and girls and then all the children of South Park and now using bad language and the Mothers of South Park get angry and declare war on Canada.>>>>>>> (Thats because the makers of the movie were canadian.) Now, this movie is definetly not for kids, even though i am a kid, but i can handle this ...right? just kidding. anyway, theres a TON OF BAD LANGUAGE, LOTS OF SEXUAL REFERENCES, AND SOME GRAPHIC (ANIMATED) VIOLENCE. so dont let people under 13 watch it. just make sure people 13 and over can handle all the swearing. PSSSST!: Heres an extra: in this episode, kenny goes to hell, and at the end, you see kenny's face! it looks like stans but it has messy blonde hair!!! also, kenny goes to heaven at the end.
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Summary: A funny movie at worst
Review: I really love South park, but this movie just wasn't as good as I expected. Although, the show didn't become it's funniest until 2000, so that explains a little about it. I really thought this movie was good, It's just not my fave. It is worth buying though.
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Summary: One of the best, most vulgar cartoon movies ever...
Review: If the people who rated "Fritz the Cat" NC-17 could only see this movie. Based on the incredibly popular and immensely hilarious Comedy Central show, "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" is a comic jewel that can be viewed and enjoyed over and over again. But it's not for the easily offended. The first few minutes, containing a song sang by the people of South Park, Colorado, is an innocent tune about being a child in a small mountain town. The four boys, Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny are off to see a cartoon film based on their favorite TV show. This is the most innocent and G-rated the movie is. Once they step into the theater and hear the F-word, things get very explicit. Explicit, but absolutely hilarious. The songs in this movie are almost take-offs on classic Disney songs. But while it seems like they should be shoddy imitations of said-studio's work, they are actually very well-written and elaborate songs (the songs were even nominated for an Academy Award). The plot concerns the four mentioned children seeing an offensive Canadian film and using foul language in front of adults, causing their parents to ban the movie and declare war on Canada. There is so much this film makes fun of. Bill Gates, Dragonball Z, the military, Hell, ER, and Star Trek just to name a few. The spirit of the show is well in tact in this movie, which achieves almost legendary status among other comedies. I've viewed this film at least six times and can never stop laughing. It's not only an excellent film, but an excellent musical as well. It's a must-see and a must-own. Just keep it away from little children.
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