Butt-Ugly Martians - Boyz to Martians

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Summary: Butt Ugly Martians a laugh riot!
Review: Love cartoons? Love 3-D animation? Hate boy groups?

THEN THIS DVD IS FOR YOU!!!

These three Martians have been sent to Earth to take over for their pretentious height-challenged dictator, Emperor Bog. Unfortunately, they like the place -- beats living on a spaceship under the thumb of a ruthless ruler. So, since they've landed they've been sending phony reports back to their leader. Bog thinks he's winning the fight for Earth -- he doesn't know his crack team of battle-hardened Martians are goofing off and enjoying the planet.

And one of the things they enjoy is singing. So, with the help of their Earth kid friends, they form a boy group: Boyz 2 Martians. Their hideous looks are accepted as "camp" costumes by their audience. And as Boyz 2 Martians they deliver delicious, satirical send-ups of that smaltzy, spine-chilling music.

Of course, before they sing, they have to fight massive, destructive alien bad guys and a bumbling anti-alien Earth agent with his own cable show, Stoat Muldoon (hilariously voiced by "Unsolved Mysteries" Robert Stack).

Buy it. Your kids will love it. You'll love it. Your weird Uncle will love it.

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Summary: Nickelodeon, Cancel This Show!
Review: This show is not a nicktoon, and most of all, whoever would keep the world "Butt Ugly" in a title, is fruity. And if BKM dosen't stand for "Birdie Kazoo Music," "Bathroom Karate Monster," or "Banana Krazy Monkeys," (because Crazy starts with a C,) and stands for Butt Kicking Mode, how come they didn't name the title "Butt Kicking Martains"? And if this is a nicktoon, how come it's not like those over nicktoons, on Nickelodeon? I give it a * (1 out of 5), for it's ...name, The way they call BKM, and for not being a nicktoon. ...