The House Of Morecock

Rating:
Summary: zero stars
Review: "The House of Morecock" has got to be the worst animated film I've ever seen and let me tell you, I've seen hundreds. Don't let be fooled by other reviewers, there is absolutely nothing Disney-like about this cheap Flash animation! If you're looking for great animation, look elsewhere, you won't find it here. Now, even if you ignore the animation, or perhaps like this kind of crude style, the "story" isn't any better. The idea behind this mess is not so bad (for a porn flick), It's about a young sex crazy guy named Jonas Morecock, who tries to solve some mysteries of this world, but what Joe Phillips made of it is very unimaginative and simply lame. Unless you have extremely low expectations, chances are you won't like this DVD. Just because it's apparently the first animated porn, doesn't make it any good. If you hoped to find some arousing material, I suggest you buy yourself a propper gay porn DVD instead.

Rating:
Summary: The worst DVD I have ever had the misfortune to buy.
Review: Don't waste your money. This is the most pathetic, up-hyped, piece of rubbish I have ever wasted my money on. Pathetic story lines by a director who wishes to promote his artistry.

Joe - stick to your magnificent drawings - God forbid there might be a 'House of Morecock - The Twin Cocks' followed by 'House of Morecock - return of the Queen'.

I certainly got ripped off here - you wanna offer me a refund???????????????? Seriously.

Rating:
Summary: The worst DVD I have ever had the misfortune to buy.
Review: Don't waste your money. This is the most pathetic, up-hyped, piece of rubbish I have ever wasted my money on. Pathetic story lines by a director who wishes to promote his artistry.

Joe - stick to your magnificent drawings - God forbid there might be a 'House of Morecock - The Twin Cocks' followed by 'House of Morecock - return of the Queen'.

I certainly got ripped off here - you wanna offer me a refund???????????????? Seriously.

Rating:
Summary: Limp, Lame and Uninspired
Review: Flat, cheap animation combines with blah, unimaginative porn to produce this perfect blend of flat, cheap, blah, unimaginative animated porn. The DVD's deceptively well-drawn cover illustration seems to be the only part of this release to which any sort of craft or care has been devoted. Inside, there's a compendium of tired gay cliches, strung together in the form of a cartoon featuring low-budget Saturday-morning production values, and all of the subtlety of straight animated porn from the 1920s with none of the charm. These delights are preceded by a three-minute commercial for Greenwood-Cooper calendars and other crap, during which such operations as fast-forward or menu or chapter skip (ie, LET ME OUT OF HERE) are "not permitted at this time." I couldn't even find anyone to GIVE this DVD to.

Rating:
Summary: The funniest
Review: I agree yeah the animation is not the best but come one people please it is a one of a kind and the first of its kind so let it go. It is funny and raunchy and it made me hard a couple of times. It you want something a little riske' and with humor and your fan of animation this movie is for you.

Rating:
Summary: Gay Sexy Disney type animation
Review: I suppose I could say bad things but I just can't. I've never seen gay cartoons that are this good! I first saw it at www.10percent.com and wanted it really bad. Glad I bought it! It's funny as heck!

Rating:
Summary: Kitsch
Review: This DVD is less useful as straightforward porn/erotica than it is as just a silly, goofy conversation piece. I find it less arousing than it is laugh out loud funny. The plot of the DVD revolves around a young gay couple watching a fictitious saturday morning cartoon show called "The House of Morecock", which is is kind of a gay porn version of "The X Files". In it, promiscuous Jonas Morecock investigates paranormal phenonema, and yet always ends up getting laid along the way. Some of the funniest moments include a "The Little Mermaid" parody (featuring a drag-queen fish named Floatilla), a near-death experience that ends up turning into a sexual threesome. and an alien abduction which results in Jonas' encounter with an out-of-this-world sex toy. This DVD is good to have just to crack your friends up with, or maybe help break the ice on a date.

Rating:
Summary: Hilarious
Review: This is the most hilarious gay animated film I have ever seen. Thank you to GreenwoodCooper for bringing us such an uniquely gay product.

Rating:
Summary: It is not worth it!Just spend your money with something else
Review: When I first saw The House Of Morecock preview at thehouseofmorecock.com website, I was very excited about it, it seemed to be a very exciting animation, but now, I totally regret that I own it. The quality of this animation is really poor and cheap! The sound is even worse!
Although the storyline is acceptable, because all of us have our fantasies, it is not worth it to spend $30.00 with this DVD.
I got really disappointed because I was expecting something really cool, a better animation like you can see at Joe Phillips website, his official website has animation quality, but the DVD, please!! Really bad!!