Rating: 
Summary: Absolute Genius!
Review: Picture the scene...Saddam Hussein (apparently French judging by his accent) goes to Thailand to purchase a case of machine guns... personally. To celebrate cliching the deal the devout muslim pours a glass of vodka for his Thai warlord friend and swigs from the bottle himself uttering one of the classic lines of modern cinema... 'A toast!'. He then stumbles on to the veranda of the hut to be nuked by Ice-T in a sttthhtealth (sic) fighter. We laughed for hours! OK so the film is terrible but that one scene makes this a work of absolute genius! Here is 'a toast' to the inspired direction and sparkling performance by 'Saddam' he diserves an Oscar!! Perhaps the CIA could replace the real Saddam with the star of this film. No one would be able to tell the difference!
Rating:
Summary: Absolute Genius!
Review: Picture the scene... Saddam Hussein (apparently French judging by his accent) goes to Thailand to purchase a case of machine guns... personally. To celebrate cliching the deal the devout muslim pours a glass of vodka for his Thai warlord friend and swigs from the bottle himself uttering one of the classic lines of modern cinema... 'A toast!'. He then stumbles on to the veranda of the hut to be nuked by Ice-T in a sttthhtealth (sic) fighter. We laughed for hours! OK so the film is terrible but that one scene makes this a work of absolute genius! Here is 'a toast' to the inspired direction and sparkling performance by 'Saddam' he diserves an Oscar!! Perhaps the CIA could replace the real Saddam with the star of this film. No one would be able to tell the difference!
Rating: 
Summary: Stealth...
Review: Terrible is movie this a. Read that first sentence if you can. The movie is about as good as the grammar I used. It combined many bad actors from many bad movies to combine in a wonderful exercise in...[nothing]. The plot is just completely ridiculous and unorganized. I won't even get into it. If you want some specific details on how bad it is check out the review above me. I would recommend this movie to you, but it is terrible...
Rating:
Summary: Stealth...
Review: Terrible is movie this a. Read that first sentence if you can. The movie is about as good as the grammar I used. It combined many bad actors from many bad movies to combine in a wonderful exercise in...[nothing]. The plot is just completely ridiculous and unorganized. I won't even get into it. If you want some specific details on how bad it is check out the review above me. I would recommend this movie to you, but it is terrible...
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