Submerged

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Summary: This movie actuly proves that there is a catagory after bad!
Review: There are good movies, these are movies worth seeing. Then there are bad movies, movies not worth seeing. Then there is a paradox, movies so bad, they must be seen. That is the category that "Submerged" falls into. This is one of those movies where the more serious the writers tried to be, the funnier it ended up. (Not laugh 'with' funny, laugh 'at' funny!) This movie is filled with appalling lines like "He's shot, but it's not deep!", or "I want a full night search ready by O-600!" (think about that one). And the story is not even plausible to an elementary school student. If a plane falls from the sky at full speed into the ocean with no pilot, IT WILL CRASH AND BE DESTROYED! It won't just come to a gentle rest, then sink! This movie is so bad it is good. I have never laughed so hard at anything else in my life! And I won't give anything away, but just wait until you see the end, it involves a U-Haul, and handy bazooka supplied by convenient off-screen personnel, and apparently it takes place on Tuesday at 3 o'clock...

Rating:
Summary: This movie actuly proves that there is a catagory after bad!
Review: There are good movies, these are movies worth seeing. Then there are bad movies, movies not worth seeing. Then there is a paradox, movies so bad, they must be seen. That is the category that "Submerged" falls into. This is one of those movies where the more serious the writers tried to be, the funnier it ended up. (Not laugh 'with' funny, laugh 'at' funny!) This movie is filled with appalling lines like "He's shot, but it's not deep!", or "I want a full night search ready by O-600!" (think about that one). And the story is not even plausible to an elementary school student. If a plane falls from the sky at full speed into the ocean with no pilot, IT WILL CRASH AND BE DESTROYED! It won't just come to a gentle rest, then sink! This movie is so bad it is good. I have never laughed so hard at anything else in my life! And I won't give anything away, but just wait until you see the end, it involves a U-Haul, and handy bazooka supplied by convenient off-screen personnel, and apparently it takes place on Tuesday at 3 o'clock...

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Summary: Not very good, but entertaining as Nicole is so gorgeous!!!
Review: This movie is far from being the best movie I saw, but, for an action movie, it's good. I mean, I actually don't like action movies like those with Stallone, all the military stuff... I don't find that interesting. But this one is a good one in that category, it is as good as Bruce Willis movies or that kind of stuff. The story is original and entertaining. Last but not least, the reason why I put five stars... it's the actress NICOLE EGGERT!!! She is so cute and sexy, now she looks like more to a lady than to a young girl. She's back after her disappearance of one or two years and she's cutest than ever. If you like action movies, this one is for you, and if you love NICOLE EGGERT, buy this movie without waiting!!!

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Summary: Where's George Kennedy when you need him?
Review: This movie steals SO much footage from Airport 1975 and especially Airport 77, I kept expecting George Kennedy or Charlton Heston to stroll in at any minute. The footage is so messed up, you can tell it's a different plane in the flying scenes and another one in the submerged airplane scenes!!! For all you Coolio fans, he gets top billing, but is only in the movie for about 40 minutes!

Rating:
Summary: Where's George Kennedy when you need him?
Review: Your typical made for tv movie with unessassary language and nudity. good job there coolio. if this movie took place in Glenville, NY at the airport by Price Chopper (HEHEHE)then it would of made more sense!

Rating:
Summary: Its ok
Review: Your typical made for tv movie with unessassary language and nudity. good job there coolio. if this movie took place in Glenville, NY at the airport by Price Chopper (HEHEHE)then it would of made more sense!