Cobra

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Summary: Very funny
Review: Caught this movie on TBS "Movies for Guys Night". This is a very poor movie which I would definitely not recommend. However, if you're in the mood to laugh at a cheesy 80's movie, this is the one for you.

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Summary: I would give this a big 0 if I could!
Review: This movie was Stallone's worst. It was cheesy, the acting was terrible & the effects even at the time were just bad. Stallone is not one of my favorites, but even Cop Land was better than this excuse for a movie! Stockard Channing really must have been desperate to be in this thing. To go from Grease to Cobra is real doward spiral. Cobra should have been on MST3K as bad as it is.

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Summary: Vicious and violent.
Review: Considering Sylvester Stallone thinks guns should be banned for citizens of the US, I don't understand how he could allow himself to be in such a film that glorifies violence, killing and mayhem. This film should be banned.

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Summary: THE INFAMOUS..............
Review: This movie is real cool.Stallone aint to PAk cuz he breaks the rules and goes after the killer.THe suspense is good, but what makes this so good is it's hilariously stupid!

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Summary: Get this DVD!
Review: While the film is typical 1980s right-wing nonsense, the director commentary featured on the DVD is beyond hilarious. Most of the time, the commentary on special editions is insightful or even fascinating, but this time around, the director seems so bored he is reduced to commenting on the Christmas decarations and Pepsi machines. However, if you must watch the film, I submit that the "romance" between Stallone and Nielsen is one of the worst ever captured on screen. Also, take note of the massive photo of then-President Reagan on the wall in the cop station.......need I say more?

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Summary: "You're a disease, and I'm the cure."
Review: Great action film with slasher film tendancies. Stallone is almost as cool and calm under pressure as Steve McQueen or Chow Yun-Fat in this film. The only reason why it didn't get five stars was because of the major flaw in the chase scene--those of you who have seen it know what I'm talking about.

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Summary: Sexy Stallone at his best!
Review: This movie is so underrated! I can't get enough of Sly with those tinted glasses and that toothpick. The action is spectacular and there are some good social comments about society too that really make you think. I love the car he drives and that stubble drives me wild! I have'nt been this hot and bothered since "Party at Kitty and Studs". Sometimes, me and my girlfriends will rent this and a Stephen Segal movie and just squeal the night away.

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Summary: BLOODY ACTION
Review: I first saw this movie when I was about 5. I've grwon up watching violent movies and this is one of my favorites from my earliest memories.

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Summary: Uhhhhhh
Review: Cobra stars Sylvester Stallone,Reni Santoni,and Brigitte Nielsen.The point is uhhhhhh well let's say it's been done before as buddy cop movies only this doesn't use the buddy cop formula.A bunch of psychotic extremists go around killing weak people(people who are victims of a rape,crime,robbery)So for some reason want to kill Nielsen and go to such lengths to do so.But our "hero" thwarts almost every attempt and is the victor.An all around movie.Nothing more or less.

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Summary: The movie was sick but also it was packed with action.
Review: First off. just to let everyone know that I am not a movie critic. Except when I saw the movie "Cobra" I was totally amazed. Sylvester Stalone was the perfect actor in this movie. Also the concept of a new world order could make and ordinary man dilerious. The only problem that I had with the movie was that I thought that Stalone would of caught the killers in his "awsome 50" without leting them get away. Alot of people would probably agree except the movie would be to short and there would not have been alot of action and suspense. This completes my review of one of the greatest movies in the 80's.