Rating: Summary: Chicken's good, I like chicken. Review: It only took one time to watch this classic to make it a tie for my favorite flick.After seeing his performance as Paul Kersey, Charles Bronson became my idol.Many parts make it a timeless classic:the dreadlocked black creep with a chain through his crotch, Bronson finding strategically placed tire irons laying on the streets and roofs of NYC, Bennet loading his WWII machine gun backwards.And the best supporting actor performance on film:Ed Lauter as Lt. Shryker.Not to mention nonstop action and death.Best line:When Bronson visits girlfriend and says, "Chicken's good, I like chicken" with a sly smirk.
Rating: Summary: Nude Star Trek actor alert!!!!! Review: Made you look, eh? But it's true: Marina Sirtis, i.e Councelor Troi from Star Trek The Next Generation is in this movie and she's, like, totally nude!!!!!!!
Rating: Summary: The greatest Bronson film ever!!!! Review: This movie is so bad that it ends up good! Bronson plays Paul Kersey, an architect whose wife, daughter, and now Korean War friend have been brutally murdered by street thugs. To say that he is bitter would be an understatement. To avenge their deaths, he sets out to deliver some hard justice to murderers, rapists, and other human garbage.In Death Wish 3 his nemesis is a ridiculous New York mobster named Mandy Fraker and his gang. The last thirty minutes of the movie is a total bloodbath. Bronson uses pistols, machine guns, long spikes, and a military grade rocket launcher that he somehow gets shipped into New York City, even though NYC doesn't even allow handguns inside the city limits! There are so many glaring inconsistencies that it becomes quite funny to spot them. In one scene, Bronson's friend and neighbor claims that he has a "zip gun" and then holds up a black metal pipe. His "gun" is a single black metal pipe! In one of the final scenes Bronson loads what looks like three bullets into the chamber of his revolver and then turns around and fires seven or eight shots at the bad guy.... WITHOUT RELOADING!!! Check out a young Alex Winter of 'Bill and Ted' fame as "Hermosa." Also witness veteran character actor Martin Balsam as Bennett Cross, one of the stupidest, most worthless characters I have ever seen. Best of all, find out why only Bronson's friend "Wilbey" can stop the Giggler. But if you see this film for no other reason, see it for the epic performance of Gavin O'Herlihy as Fraker. His "See, I got a lawyer..." jail monologue is worth the price of the movie all by itself. Don't you dare miss Death Wish 3, one the finest (and worst) films ever made.
Rating: Summary: The greatest action/adventure/comedy/drama/etc. of all time! Review: This is it. The greatest movie of all time. I have seen it at least 10 times and it gets better with every viewing. I can quote large passages verbatim because there is simply no more engaging dialouge in the history of cinema. Who can forget "Teeth" or "I'm taking care of Charlie's things". I demand that all oscars be taken away and awarded to this movie masterpiece.
Rating: Summary: The worst Bronson movie ever !. Review: I can't believe people rave about this piece of utter trash. Paycheque-acting, no story at all, completely unbelievable. This one makes "Death Wish 5" look like "Citizen Kane". No wonder old Charlie looks so embarrassed in this turkey. They haven't even bothered to write a new score. Comes to town, bang-bang, leaves. I love Bronson-movies, but this one's the pits.
Rating: Summary: The mother of all guilty pleasures! Review: For unintentional hilarity the likes of which have rarely been seen, I recommend this trashy, cheesy, over-the-top, poorly acted masterpiece. The deaths are fall-on-the-floor funny, Bronson says maybe 20 words total, and the romance between him and the public defender is the least credible in film history. The shootout at the end is a camp classic and I would guess that more people die in that scene than in all the other films combined. I have seen this film at least 15 times and it never ceases to bring me to tears of laughter. Please, oh please, bring this to DVD! And how about Gavin "Chuck Cunningham" O'Herlihy as the reverse-mohawked bad guy? All I ask is, where was Oscar? Charming, silly, outrageous fun.
Rating: Summary: This is the cheapest cheesiest action flick of all time. Review: IT RULES!!!! You'll laugh at how cheesey the one liners are, how the rent-a-thugs just seem to be evil for no reason, how Bronson's moustache looks oh so cool. Men in their thirties dressed in leather and robbing elderly women. What more could you ask for? Jimmy Page adds revolutionary guitar tidbits that make the already intense scenes even more intense. This is a classic.
Rating: Summary: Do yourself a favor and see this incredible movie Review: this flick is a classic! Jimmy Page on the soundtrack, Bronson in full effect... and lets not forget about Mandy Fraker the Chief Creep!!!
Rating: Summary: This is the killer movie! Review: This is the best of all the killing movies! With the cool blowing up, blasting and Bronson, this is a must see for people who love blowing up and flashy stuff! Bronson's the king!
Rating: Summary: Death-wish-3 Review: This is the best death-wish in this one bronson goes head-to-head with a gang that took over a 6 block radious of new york bronsons gun is very cool the ending is great and the music is cool cheak it out.
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