Rating: Summary: Boys will be boys. Review: And this movie proves that girls can be too. One of the most boring distasteful movies I have ever seen.
Rating: Summary: Loved it !!! Review: Uma Thurman is gordious and the movie is greate I loved it Go see it
Rating: Summary: BUCKETS "O" BLOOD Review: The thing I took from this movie most of all is... how I saw more severed limbs and heads and open wounds squirting out blood. This river of blood was crazy,the blood would pour out from the wounds and then squirt across these huge rooms like it was under high pressure. I wish my water lines had this kind of pressure. One dude got his head severed and the blood came out so strong it knocked two other guys down it looked like a fire hose!! We all watched with our jaws slack as Uma hacked and sliced and cut and stabbed the whole Deadly 88's gang. there was so much blood.. oh my so much....how did the actors stand up?
Rating: Summary: a violent bloody movie Review: This movie should not be viewed by anyone under age 25 because of its graphic violence combined with the revenge-oriented theme.The violence is not accompanied by campiness,its just violence pure and simple.A dangerous film with a dangerous message.Shame on you Mr.Tarantino.
Rating: Summary: I dont get it Review: I dont understand the appeal of this movie for fans and critics.Its sad that it takes films like this to entertain americans today.The dialogue and plot are simplistic,and the action is a blatant rip-off of many films of the genre.Films like this have a dangerous influence on young ladies.This film should be boycotted.
Rating: Summary: ah man.. why? Review: somebody ougtha slap tarantino a million times for making this movie. its garbage. plain and simple.
Rating: Summary: Unwatchable trash Review: Apparently Tarantino paid 728 people to say nice things about the complete garbage he called "Kill Bill". To think that intelligent people invested money in making this crap is astonishing to me. The worst use of film.
Rating: Summary: Kill Bill Review: The worst movie I ever viewed, made no sense at all, I fell asleep twice. What a joke!! And Those ugly toes, why didn't they just cut them off and just have Uma walk around on bloody stumps to a Burger King. And on the way, falling into the wood chipper from Fargo. And what about the whole story line of a bride getting shot in the head, why? didn't she put out? I mean she did pretty a good job while in the coma. Even Repoman and Rabbit proof fence beat this on by a mile.
Rating: Summary: The most over hyped movie ever Review: I wanted to get it. I wanted to appreciate, heck, love this movie as much as most of the reviewers out there, but it just didn't happen. This is the single emptiest, unsatisfying, pretentious, unredeeming pile of poser loaf in the history of cinema. Now I AM a fan of Tarantino. The first movie I put in when I finally got the big screen TV and surround sound was "Resevoir Dogs". I dragged friends to see "Pulp Fiction". For a while he was pretty impressive. He's lost it in this one. I know, I know. Everybody will point out all the "homages" that Tarantino pays to the "great" martial arts action movies, and to the speghetti westerns, etc. But when you blantantly steal a vibe or a scene, or even an outfit: pee on it, and make it meaningless, its not an homage, it's more like a desecration. It's not creative and new, it's derivative and dead. From the empty delivery of the intentionally hokey dialogue, to the cartoony wire-fu combat, to the puppety-looking sets and airline sequences, it plays more like a 60's batman episode. For a few minutes I was almost ready to credit him with making a great action movie farce. But it's too unmovingly violent, and too full of itself to even succeed as a satire. Tarantino does use some editing techniques that, in a better movie, might've made a positive difference. Here they have just the opposite effect; using the directors mastery of technical detail to mock his inability to construct a story. Flash-backs, flash-forwards, flash-animations all stroll through the plot, not because they need to to tell the story, but because, hey, he's Quentin T, and if he want to clown-punch his way through a cinematic sequence then that's what he's gonna do. I guess the lesson here is that if you really want to, you can spend dozens of millions of dollars to make a crappy retread action movie when most production teams can do it for less than 8. Gaudy, empty, emotionally uninvolving, repetitive, derivative, schlocky, masturbatorily violent, and ultimately ineffective. If you buy the hype, then buy the movie. My advice is to use your head and walk away.
Rating: Summary: a BLOOD FEST cartoon come to life!!!!! a MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!! Review: KILL BILL V/1 is a pure MASTERPIECE!!!!in every sense of the word.mainstream folks may not understand why!?!? but thats just because movies like this don't come along to often and mainstream folks are just so conditioned that there to busy waiting for the next "BIG BUBBLE GUM BOX OFFICE SMASH"=("TITANIC")or the next american idol to make a movie!!!!!!!?!?!?but if your like me and you love ARTWORK & THE BLOOD/GORE GENRE your gonna to love this BLOODY PAINTING COME TO LIFE!!! this flick has everything a true movie lover could ever want!!! ITS ARTISTIC/VERY COLOURFUL/GREAT ACTING/SUPERB DIRECTING(as always from Q.T.)/REVENGE/GREAT ACTION/MEANINGFUL but BLUNT/FUNNY/JUMPY/PERFECT SOUNDTRACK/and last but not at all the least ITS BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY!!!!!!/GORY GORY GORY!!!!!!now for the DVD,it needs way more SPECIAL FEATURES im no fortune teller but im sure there gonna come out with a box set with all types of goodies in the future!!i couldn't wait though i had to buy this dvd the second it was put all the shelfs its just TOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!IF YOU CAN WAIT THEN WAIT BUT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE YET THEN DON'T EVEN THINK OF WAITING AND RUN TO YOUR LOCAL DVD STORE AND GET IT OR BUY IT ONLINE!!!!!! WHATEVER!!! JUST GET IT!!!!!!!P.S. thank you Q.T. im so glad to be alive while an ARTISTIC!!!GENIUS!!! like you is making movies!!!!!! THANKS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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