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Summary: Holy Bat-Disappointment, Batman!
Review: The one-line summary says it all. No plot, stupid one-liners, bad acting, horrible script, awful neon junk, etc. Please, if there's any mercy at all, kick Joel Schumacher out of the Batman franchise and bring back Tim Burton! Or if Burton ain't interested in returning, at least consult him. I'm surpised there isn't a "zero stars" option, because that's what I would give this movie.
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Summary: ABSOLUTELY GREAT!!!!!! BETTER THAN SEX!!!
Review: What an absolute fabulous film..... the costumes are brilliant( I've now got my own suit... i've always loved Batgirl) This film is better than Starwars and Titanic put together.... buy it now.....you won't regret it!!!!
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Summary: Two superheroes?
Review: So I saw the first three Batman movies, and I was impressed at Batman's crime-fighting abilities. But then I saw this one and thought "Two superheroes? Batman AND Robin? Why this sure packed a wallup." (Plus, I could see their nipples through their outfits). Two thumbs up.
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Summary: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN!
Review: Is this movie based on the old Batman TV show with Adam West? Actually, I've seen episodes of the TV show that outshined this piece of garbage. Outlandish sets and special effects cannot begin to compensate for all the lame one-liners and pathetic story line this movie has to offer. There are only so many puns one can make using the words "ice" and "cool" and Arnold manages to use every one. Joel Schumaker, I want my money back.
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Summary: *sigh* what a crying shame.
Review: This film was lousy. I think there were some good parts, but Kilmer's arguing in Forever turned out to be a good thing (proven in this film). Somewhere on the set (1995).... Director: Alright Val, when Twoface punches you, do a triple backflip. Kilmer: That's ridiculouse! Can't we do something more realistic? After several hours of arguing, they agree on a jolt of the head. Two years later... Director: Alright Clooney, when Freez punches you, do a triple backflip. Clooney: Duh, okay. Director: Bwahaha!And that's how it came to stink. No Kilmer = no good. The cast was good, exept for Clooney. Robin's suit wasn't traditional, and it resembled that of Nightwing's. The characters spent half the time cracking jokes instad of kicking some butt. This is Batman here, not the joker.
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Summary: The worst Batman film of them all. A nightmare to watch.
Review: This film is truly a waste of time. The acting maybe quite good (except for Arnie) but the storyline is VERY unrealistic. Who`s ever heard of Mr.Freeze anyway? Trust me on this on - do not watch it. It is truly one of the worst films I`ve ever seen, Charlie Chaplin is better!!!!!!
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Summary: Better luck next time.
Review: About as interesting as watching Alfred scrubbing floors at Wayne manor for two hours. Maybe not as horrible as everyone thinks, but certainly a huge disappointment when compared to Mr. Tim Burton's darker Batman movies. I even enjoy watching the animated Batman movie "Mr. Freeze: Sub Zero" more than "Batman and Robin." My advice (besides convincing Burton to return) is to thin out the cast a little. There are just way too many people in Batman movies these days. Ditch the perky sidekicks and maybe focus on just one villian. In the end, "Batman and Robin" (...and Ah-nuld, and Uma and "Cher-the girl wonder") is just another bloated Hollywood production, created to make people like me mad that they spent the cash to see it.
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Summary: Ive been more entertained by watching my mancoon (cat) sleep
Review: A movie should have a well defined story line and plot. In addition, dialogue between characters is quite important. These things allow for the development of a story worth telling in movie format. Batman and Robin lacks utterly in these areas. This movie (and i use this term loosely) is a modern, technological flop. Dont waste your time and money.
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Summary: "Batman & Robin" best of a mediocre series
Review: Now that the gruesome 80's are over, and we're no longer under the depressive thumb of the Gulf War & 'Diamond George' Bush -- Batman(1989) looks pretty stupid. Batman Returns? Even more so. That's why this breezy entry in the ongoing Batman series was a pleasant surprise. No more angst-ridden, brainless Batman. No more midget in a stainless steel Robo-Cop suit, like the frail "Wizard of Oz" making tough noizes and hiding behind a black curtain. Clooney's Batman might be a bit too handy with a quip, but all said, he's closer to the comics incarnation than either Keaton or Kilmer. And his Bruce Wayne was beyond doubt the best of the bunch. This series with probably die now -- thankfully, I suppose. But at least it went out in a less heavy-handed manner than it began.
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Summary: Jesus, what a terrible movie!!!
Review: Although starring George Clooney and Arni this movie was a total catastrophe!!! DON'T WATCH IT!!!
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