Black Ninja

Rating:
Summary: Best of the worst?
Review: Currently, this movie costs $89 to buy and $4 to rent. Combine the two sums and you've probably spent more on it than the producers of this class trash! Two things are immediately remarkable about this movie. First, the fiften seconds, combined, comprising the opening and closing animation sequences have production values which are immensely better than the actual movie. Second, by all accounts, the movie accomplishes its primary task, it's actually entertaining. Someone called this DTV a "blaxploitation" movie. I don't think so. While the majority of the cast is Black, this effort exploits all races, Black, White and Asian with equal opportunity.
Entertain yourself, and do the the writer/director/star a favor by renting it now, and buying it as soon as the purchase price drops below $20. The pre-feature preview promos on the VHS rental copy of "The Black Ninja" for "Pimps Up,Ho's Down" and "Welcome to the Terror Dome" are, in and of themselves, worth the price of popcorn. The former for its sheer audacity, the latter for its hint that things could be exponentially worse in every way that "art" might be.
Don't confuse this effort with the Chris Kelly title of the same name. Clayton Prince is head (but not shoulders. He's taller.) above that star in acting ability and modesty. Where else, have you ever seen a movie whose credits start with "written and directed by me" (sic), above the head of the star/writer/director?
Let's put it this way, if "Gigli" and "The Black Ninja"
were competing for the Best Picture Oscar(TM), "Gigli" would win for production values, "The Black Ninja" would win for entertainment value!

Rating:
Summary: What a movie!!!
Review: I borrowed this movie from a friend who rented it, and thought it was as hilarious as he did! The reason I gave it two stars was because it was so corny that is was funny. The toilet scene was classic, and definitely gives a new meaning to the word, flatulation. I was cracking up! The plot of the movie is supposed to be serious, but the acting was really bad, so bad that you couldn't help but laugh at most of the movie. And the action sequences, when they have a punch or a kick repeated three times, is a riot as well! I recommend this movie to anyone who wants to watch a movie that is so bad, that it is funny. If the movie was rated on making you laugh, I would have given this four or five stars, but since it is supposed to be serious, I would have to give it 2 stars. Anyway, if you want a good laugh, go to your local Hollywood or Blockbuster and rent this, I guarantee you will be laughing out loud! :)

Rating:
Summary: What a movie!!!
Review: I borrowed this movie from a friend who rented it, and thought it was as hilarious as he did! The reason I gave it two stars was because it was so corny that is was funny. The toilet scene was classic, and definitely gives a new meaning to the word, flatulation. I was cracking up! The plot of the movie is supposed to be serious, but the acting was really bad, so bad that you couldn't help but laugh at most of the movie. And the action sequences, when they have a punch or a kick repeated three times, is a riot as well! I recommend this movie to anyone who wants to watch a movie that is so bad, that it is funny. If the movie was rated on making you laugh, I would have given this four or five stars, but since it is supposed to be serious, I would have to give it 2 stars. Anyway, if you want a good laugh, go to your local Hollywood or Blockbuster and rent this, I guarantee you will be laughing out loud! :)

Rating:
Summary: The first reviewer is right. "Don't let the cover fool you"
Review: I rented this film (thank god I rented it!!!) thinking that it would be the next Black Mask or the next Revenge of the Ninja, but it turns out that is a stupid poor productions with "home cameras", HORRIBLE fight choreogrhapic,FATAL acting and in each fight there is a background music singing "Black Ninja" in Rap mode.
This is the worst ninja movie ever because every scenes are copies of Batman and some Sonny Chiba's classic movies, I prefer to watch Batman of the 70's than this garbage.
P.S: THANK GOD I RENTED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rating:
Summary: The first reviewer is right. "Don't let the cover fool you"
Review: I rented this film (thank god I rented it!!!) thinking that it would be the next Black Mask or the next Revenge of the Ninja, but it turns out that is a stupid poor productions with "home cameras", HORRIBLE fight choreogrhapic,FATAL acting and in each fight there is a background music singing "Black Ninja" in Rap mode.
This is the worst ninja movie ever because every scenes are copies of Batman and some Sonny Chiba's classic movies, I prefer to watch Batman of the 70's than this garbage.
P.S: THANK GOD I RENTED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rating:
Summary: The Caped Crusader
Review: I truly am the world's worst critic when it comes to martial arts movies. At least half my DVD collection consists of martial arts movies.

I was truly at a loss for words after seeing THE BLACK NINJA. I just could not decide if I loved it or hated it. I bought this movie for about $15, and I'll be the first to say that I probably spent a hell of alot more buying THE BLACK NINJA than the filmmakers spent making it.

Most of the "budget" probably went to the Black Ninja costume which look like a cross between the costumes of ZORRO and IRON MONKEY, although I'm stumped as to how he's sees out of that mask.(Don't be fooled by the DVD box art;Clayton Prince never wears anything that look like that.)

That's just as well, too, since the costume, a silly but very comic book like costume, is the only decent special effect in the movie. This film had to have been shot on video, the picture is so incredily crummy by any standard.

However, the martial arts action is a different story. While nothing spectacular, is competantly coreographed, and features a few really nice moves. In particular, a rather short but totally sweet fight between the Black Ninja and a small, yet lethal henchman features some impressive blackflips, somersaults, and spinning kicks.

There's also the use of what I like to call "punch'n crunch" sound effects every time a blow lands. This appears often in direct-to-video martial arts flicks. And there are also triple takes on many kicks; you'll see what I mean when you see it.

Clayton Prince is a fine actor, and appears to be a competant martial artist. While I can't excuse the complete lack of budget, and the short (TWO WEEKS!!!!) filming schedule, the martial arts action works fairly well, the BLACK NINJA theme song is catchy (if a bit outdated), and I find it hard to not like a film that is funny both when it is and is not supposed to be.

So, if Clayton Prince is reading review right now, I'd like to tell him: Clayton, you clearly wanted wanted to make a cool kung fu movie, and you sort of accomplished that here. So, next time, take the budget, multiply it by 1,000, extend the shooting schedule by no less than one month, and get together a few competant martial artists, and make BLACK NINJA 2.

That could send you on your way to being the next Wesley Snipes.

Rating:
Summary: What a horribly great movie
Review: Quite possibly the worst movie ever. Wow. The guy who plays the Black Ninja isn't a bad actor, he just can't write or direct. It is hilarious though...

Rating:
Summary: A brilliant exercise in badness
Review: This is, quite simply, the worst thing I've ever seen. The screenplay could've been written by a 11-year-old retard, there is not a single line in this movie that is not a cliche. The acting is so unbelievably bad the 'actors' must have never acted before - facial expressions are often reminiscent of someone trying very hard on the toilet. The fight scenes are so ridiculous even my grandma could choreograph better ones. Not a single punch connects, not a single throw is even halfway realistic. It's filmed on home cameras and you can hear the microphone noise all through the movie, except where they slap terrible rap music on top of the silence to mask it.

It's been a long time since I've had this much fun watching a movie. A real thigh-slapper, reassured me that there really are some spectacular idiots (or, at least, complete incompetents) out there in the world. Everyone should own this.

Rating:
Summary: DON'T LET THE COVER FOOL YOU!!
Review: This movie didn't even rate 1/2 of a star. I'm big on ninja flicks and this movie was a joke. The "black ninja" was a defense attorney who fights his clients at night. It just doesn't make any sense!

Rating:
Summary: DON'T LET THE COVER FOOL YOU!!
Review: This movie didn't even rate 1/2 of a star. I'm big on ninja flicks and this movie was a joke. The "black ninja" was a defense attorney who fights his clients at night. It just doesn't make any sense!