Black Male

Rating:
Summary: Black Male=Visual Extortion
Review: This movie was quite hysterical despite the fact that this "Thriller" was not meant to be a comedy. The main plot consists of two pathetic and desperate con men attempting to blackmail a serial killing doctor who's mental state is way past questionable and the repayment of money to a deranged and violent loan shark.

The actors were bad and tried to over compensate for such a poorly written script latent with good intentions not to mention the predictability of occurrences. But through all of the flaws in the script, continuity and cinematography, I found myself irresistibly drawn to reach the conclusion of the movie...thus proving my hypothesis on Black Male=Visual Extortion. It held my interest captive up until the very end. And to see Bokeem Woodbine dressed as a woman is worth the price of rental or purchase. TRUST ME!

I suggest viewing the movie if you life offbeat and quirky flicks or just need a good laugh. It sure kept me in stitches!

Rating:
Summary: Black Male=Visual Extortion
Review: This movie was quite hysterical despite the fact that this "Thriller" was not meant to be a comedy. The main plot consists of two pathetic and desperate con men attempting to blackmail a serial killing doctor who's mental state is way past questionable and the repayment of money to a deranged and violent loan shark.

The actors were bad and tried to over compensate for such a poorly written script latent with good intentions not to mention the predictability of occurrences. But through all of the flaws in the script, continuity and cinematography, I found myself irresistibly drawn to reach the conclusion of the movie...thus proving my hypothesis on Black Male=Visual Extortion. It held my interest captive up until the very end. And to see Bokeem Woodbine dressed as a woman is worth the price of rental or purchase. TRUST ME!

I suggest viewing the movie if you life offbeat and quirky flicks or just need a good laugh. It sure kept me in stitches!

Rating:
Summary: What a waste of time!!
Review: This movie was ridiculous. I was hoping maybe it would have a good story line, butI could tell from the very first scene that it was gonna be whack and I was right. If you decide to have a day of watching the worst movies of all time, be sure to include this one! Too bad I couldn't give it half a star, it didn't really deserve that.

Rating:
Summary: What a waste of time!!
Review: This movie was ridiculous. I was hoping maybe it would have a good story line, butI could tell from the very first scene that it was gonna be whack and I was right. If you decide to have a day of watching the worst movies of all time, be sure to include this one! Too bad I couldn't give it half a star, it didn't really deserve that.

Rating:
Summary: Pain in Movie Form
Review: This was undoubtedly the worst thing God ever allowed to happen on Earth. The entire movie was complete non-sense. The movie was based around a tape of a doctor cheating on his wife. Thats the blackmail("Black Male"... cause one guy in the movie is black... get it?) But this tape wasn't made with hidden cameras or anything, it was just a big man following the cheater around with a videocamera. I guess the doctor was suffering from Hysterical CameraMan Blindness. Oh yeah, another good scene was when the Black Male got harassed by a cop because of a flat tire. Not such a big deal until it turns out that theres a dead body in the trunk as well. For some reason, the body starts gushing blood and when the blood starts pooling up on the pavement, the only conclusion the cop can draw is that the guy cut himself. Luckily when the cop finally realizes that the gallons of blood aren't coming from a cut, his head gets run over by a car. At this point I couldn't even continue watching the movie, as it was making me vomit over and over again until my TV screen was completely covered in stomach acid.

Rating:
Summary: Pain in Movie Form
Review: This was undoubtedly the worst thing God ever allowed to happen on Earth. The entire movie was complete non-sense. The movie was based around a tape of a doctor cheating on his wife. Thats the blackmail("Black Male"... cause one guy in the movie is black... get it?) But this tape wasn't made with hidden cameras or anything, it was just a big man following the cheater around with a videocamera. I guess the doctor was suffering from Hysterical CameraMan Blindness. Oh yeah, another good scene was when the Black Male got harassed by a cop because of a flat tire. Not such a big deal until it turns out that theres a dead body in the trunk as well. For some reason, the body starts gushing blood and when the blood starts pooling up on the pavement, the only conclusion the cop can draw is that the guy cut himself. Luckily when the cop finally realizes that the gallons of blood aren't coming from a cut, his head gets run over by a car. At this point I couldn't even continue watching the movie, as it was making me vomit over and over again until my TV screen was completely covered in stomach acid.