Jade Dagger Ninja

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Summary: Roc Tien vs the Jade Badger
Review: Roc Tien stars as a marshal on the tail of a killer. He is drawn to the palace of a wealthy lord who possesses a statue known as the jade badger. Not only is the statue beautiful, but also can grant invincibility to the man who drinks it's content. Believing that the statue will bring out his target he waits. Finally the killer is found, but Roc could not have imagined the twist in this story. Some good wire work, and also some great fight scenes. Beware of the Jade Badger.

Rating:
Summary: Roc Tien vs the Jade Badger
Review: Roc Tien stars as a marshal on the tail of a killer. He is drawn to the palace of a wealthy lord who possesses a statue known as the jade badger. Not only is the statue beautiful, but also can grant invincibility to the man who drinks it's content. Believing that the statue will bring out his target he waits. Finally the killer is found, but Roc could not have imagined the twist in this story. Some good wire work, and also some great fight scenes. Beware of the Jade Badger.

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Summary: Finally, a Kung Fu Movie With No Plot!
Review: This movie was the best. It opens as all movies should: clever camera work and dialogue to give us an idea as to who the characters are on screen and what they want to accomplish, in a neat and timely manner. After the director feels we know who these people are and what they want, WHAM! A crazed killer pops out of no where and takes their off heads in a fountain of blood!

About half an hour later we start to sort of learn why that happened. But first, there is action galore as kung fu fighters beat the tar out of one another. It turns out its all part of a simple plan to find the Jade Ninja Weasle (or something like that), a thingy which will grant its master ultimate power! Soon factions like the Four Kings, a sex crazed ninja chick, and many more are after our hero, a martial arts Marshall. Does he have the Ninja Weasle? No. Does it matter? What are you, stupid? Of course it doesn't!

The movie finally draws to its nerve wracking (and knuckle cracking) conclusion when the Yeti attacks the Marshall! Who will win? I don't know! I still haven't figured it out, and I saw the picture. And so should you!

That is, if you don't watch this, think of all you'll miss. Like, a man being split in half like a sausage over the mighty knees of the Yeti. Also, an evil Shaolin monk (one of the Four Kings) charges the Marshall, shouting "The Buddha said that the middle path is the true path!"

After the Marshall trounces him, he verbally counters, "Well. It looks like Buddha was wrong." So if you like ninjas, kung fu and the Yeti, watch this film! If you don't like that sort of thing, then what's wrong with you man?