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Summary: Blood Surf
Review: Two thrill-seeking surfers, a tv producer and his beautiful girlfriend come to an island to make a video of the surfers cutting their feet and then surfing with sharks, which they have called BloodSurfing. Unfortunately, they run into problems, including modern-day pirates with guns, a disturbed man, crazy ideas from the annoying producer and a 30-foot Saltwater Crocodile trying to eat them. Shakespeare? Definetly not. But fun either way. I like these animal flicks that Hollywood stopped making after a while. Oh sure they made JAWS and ARACHNOPHOBIA, but that's it in terms of good ones. This film is fricking hilarious. Sure, it's stupid, the actors are pretty bad, the script is ridiculous, the dialouge, for the most part, sounds like babies wrote it and the FX suck. But yet, it's really funny and that makes it all the worth while. If you liked this film to any degree, I also recommend CROCODILE, CUT, THE BEAST, THE CREATURE and all three of the SHARK ATTACK films.
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Summary: Oy!
Review: Vey es mehr. What a turkey. Okay, blood in the waves: good idea. But who wrote this sexfest? He should be sent an exploding whoopie cushion. I want to buy back my introduction to him. Thanks for listening.
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