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Summary: Boring, mind-numbing, dim-witted and utterly pointless
Review: "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle" is one of the most boring, mind-numbing, dim-witted and utterly pointless films I've seen all year. Being a fan of the first film, I was first in line to see it. I left the theater thoroughly disappointed. All the freshness, cuteness, and, shall I say, "funness" that made the original so likable is gone. And what is with Demi Moore? She had about 10 minutes screen time yet somehow managed to become the "main attraction". The woman is just so horribly smug, arrogant and downright vain that it shows in her performance and therefore made her insufferable to watch. Hey, maybe that's a good thing seeing as how she was playing the villain and all.Cameron, Lucy, and Drew are no longer charming and adorable as they were in the first film. In "Full Throttle", they come off as obnoxious, slutty, and stupid. I actually found myself rooting against the angels! :-O Bill Murray does not reprise his role as Bosley and is instead replaced by Bernie Mac. In my opinion, Murray's wit and lovable personality brought some much-needed humor to the original and without him; "Full Throttle" really lacks any actual humor. In addition, the script/plot is silly and predictable, the action sequences are cartoonish and stale, and the special effects are tiresome. The only positive thing I have to say about "Full Throttle" is that Justin Theroux has the most amazing six-pack I have ever seen. Or was it an eight-pack? A ten-pack maybe?
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Summary: Not terrible, comic bookish.
Review: It took me a few minutes to get into this movie. The opening sequence was very over-the-top, and I had to watch for a little bit to see where they were going with the movie, eventually it made sense. This installment of the Charlie's Angels saga was more fantastic than the previous, presented in an almost comic book style. It wasn't terrible, not as good as the first, but worth a watch.
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Summary: Terrible
Review: Natalie (Cameron Diaz), Dylan (Drew Barrymore), and Alex (Lucy Liu), three glamorous, tough-as-nails, investigative agents who work for the Charles Townsend Detective Agency are sent to retrieve two missing rings. The rings contain information that reveals the new identities of every person in the FBI's Witness Protection Program. After five of the program's participants turn up dead, only the Angels can stop the perpetrator, using their expertise as masters of disguise, espionage and martial arts. This was, by far, one of the worst movies I have ever seen. This movie was a music video. Nothing more then that. A lot of skin, a lot of explosions, a lot of music, but no substance.
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Summary: Don't see this
Review: This is a good way to waste a couple hours of your life. It's simply a bunch of great movies scenes from other movies, put together into one movie to make a crappy movie. This wasn't meant for girls who want role models, it's for guys who can't get laid. There is no plot, no good characters and Bosely sucks.
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Summary: Girls are hot
Review: The whole movie was pretty good. And the three girls are mad hot.
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Summary: So Bad, I Felt I Had To Post A Review. I Was COMPELLED!
Review: Sweet Pete, what a monstrous turd. Worse, a betrayal. To preface my comments, I absolutely loved the first one. Loved it. And I'm a guy who roots for a movie to be good; I'm no critic or "film buff". I am a fan of movies and you gotta' really pooch-it big time for me to give it a thumbs down. Man, this thing stinks on its own terms. Within the context of the world the first movie created so wonderfully, this movie is a betrayal of everything that made you want to see another Charlie's Angels flick. Where to begin? First, the action scenes are boring. When they're silly it's an improvement. The special effects are, simply, BAD. There is no suspension of belief whatsoever and the majority of the fight work is OBVIOUSLY computer generated. PU. Second, what the hell did they do to the girls? The way their makeup and lighting was done makes them look... spoiled somehow, over exposed. Either way, it's disturbing. I'm not the dude who's checking out the wardrobe, but you can't get around it. They look like the goal was to make them look overcooked or something. It's so profound and in your face that it's actually distracting, even to someone who would normally care less. Third, the things about the movie that made you like the characters are GONE. They're bimbo-fied in the worst way imaginable. The fact that there are large portions of this movie where you have no idea what's happening won't bother you much because you will not care. I went from a full plate of positive thoughts about these characters to hoping the movie would end ASAP. Fourth, oh man, what the hell did they do to Bernie Mack? You will forever respect Bill Murray for managing to limit his association with this lump of crap to appearing in a photograph for about 5 seconds. Poor Bernie - who is very funny - is turned into some kind of nimrod. Fifth, a ten year old could watch and enjoy the first film, and so could an adult. This movie has content that is not cool for kids. It adds nothing and ruins the film for younger viewers. Not a huge deal, but one more example of the back stab this steamy dog pile represents. I could go on and on. I guess my point is this; it's not just bad, it seems to have been designed to sabotage the warm feelings and enjoyment anyone ever got out of the first movie. I suppose this is actual mild anger, and I am venting. I'm sort of sorry, but not anything like a grief you'll feel if you see this heap.
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Summary: Wow - bad movie
Review: I saw Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle expecting a bad movie, and that's what I got. Even with low expectations going in, I was disappointed, and didn't finish watching it.
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Summary: Wheres Bill
Review: Yes the original cast is back on this one. But i was just wandering why bill murray wasn't in this. But anyway this movie is outstanding
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Summary: Cheers for McG
Review: This movie is off da hook. And the one who directed this movie deserves big cheers and claps.
Rating:
Summary: Certified
Review: The whole movie was awosome. Also the sound quality and picture is certified.
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