Armageddon -- Criterion Collection

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Summary: DiViDed!?!
Review: Usually when watching movies, I try to stay away from the "THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN" thoughts that seem to creep in from time to time.And several scenes did test my will in trying to stay in the "MINDLESS SHEEP" mode. This movie had GREAT = special effects and casting GOOD = acting and story POOR = music and realism For those of you who paid to see this movie and hated it, DISNEY THANKS YOU!!! And don't be too hard on yourselves, for it may say more about us "brainless ones" who paid and enjoyed this movie than you "geniuses" who were suckered into paying to watch this film. AGAIN, DISNEY THANKS YOU!!!(oh yea, NO REFUNDS!!!ha,ha)<<EVERYONE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO BE "SISKEL"... OR IS IT "EBERT"...>>

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Summary: A rank bad movie with good special effects
Review: Armageddon is the latest in the series of sci-fi movies dished out by hollywood every year having thin plots resembling your wildest imaginations anf your scariest dreams. Or else how could one imagine one oil driller and his crew to save the world while only the U.S president and a bunch of smart NASA's seem to be concerned and the whole world is ready to suffer the holocaust. The stars did their best but how much better can one do for such a weak plot. The saving grace are the stunning visuals and breath-taking special effects and to the sound-effects which wouldnt let you have a catnap.

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Summary: CRAP
Review: CRA

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Summary: Armageddon was exciting!
Review: I really enjoyed this movie I thought it was very emotional and funny! You would enjoy it!, anyone would!

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Summary: Wait for the Criterion edition
Review: Cross a rock video with a video game and what do you get? Armageddon! Yeah, I was hyped about it at first, but lost interest quickly. Like eating a fat piece of candy just for the sugar high, then you crash hard. Let's let oil drillers save the planet! If you dig this movie, wait for the Criterion Collection- you'll love it. If you hated the DVD, but liked the movie, again, Criterion will do it justice. Otherwise, rent a video game and watch MTV. You won't know the difference.

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Summary: This Movie is the bomb!!!!!!
Review: Anyone who thinks less should be put in a mental hospital!!!! I totally loved this movie,if you haven't seen it, you should watch it!!!!!! Good work, Micheal Bay!!!! It was also sad at at the end but also thrilling, and full of laughs!!!!!!!

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Summary: Great acting, no plot
Review: I tought the story wouldn't be very good, but it was just insane! Everything else was great, the special efects, the acting, it had a few laughs. It would be the perfedt movie, if they only worked a litle more over the plot.

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Summary: not so bad but not so good, a few boring sometimes
Review: It is not the wortless picture I saw, but is real entertainment, LA NETA ES UN CHURRON PARECE PELICULA DE LOS HERMANOS ALMADA, PERO AGUANTA VARA,NO HAY QUE SER TAAN EXIGENTES,NI TAN INTELECTUALOIDES,SE LE HERNIA EL CEREBRO A ESTOS ULTIMOS.

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Summary: It's not Titanic, but it's the next best thing!
Review: A simply fact... Armageddon was the ONLY successful blockbuster of 1998!, why's that? well as anyone who knows anything about filmmaking will tell, you it's pretty damn good! Sure, you'll get some dim witted persons going on about how its unrealistic and how Deep Impact(snor!) is better, but ignore them. The fact that Armageddon is unrealistic is beyond the point, one can enjoy Armageddon just as one can enjoy Lem's Solaris. The bottom line is this is a extrememly well put together offerring from Bruckhiemer and Bay, it's funny, its well paced, its got drama and emotion and characters you care about. The best blockbuster of the last few years (not counting Titanic which is in a class of its own).

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Summary: Crap! CRAP! UTTTER CRAP!!!
Review: Boom, Bang, Ben, and BRUCE! A new film has dethroned Batman and Robin as the worst film of all time!