Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

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Summary: Boys toys in celluloid
Review: If your looking for a thoughtfull portrayle of American culture you got the wrong film. This is not a movie for liberal thinkers (exept on their day off). Mickey Rourke is great as is Don Johnson in this funny rollercoaster ride that manages to laugh at itself from start to finish. All us boys want to be Harley or Marlboro and do the things they do. So leave your cynicism at the door, check in your P C overcoat and enjoy a great escapist movie.

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Summary: What the F**k is Bon Jovi doing in the front credits?
Review: It is a somewhat to wholeheartedly enjoyable movie for those intellectually devoid moments (as a certifiable guy, I do have those episodes regularly). I mean, the title itself seethes with all that is cool about America. However, the film's greatest blemish lies not in the plot nor dialog. It's the front credit song. Bon Jovi merged with the image of a Harley halling balls across the Southwest? Fans of this movie do this: watch the front credits, but listen instead to Judas Priest's "You Don't Have To Be Old To Be Wise" from their British Steel album/CD and you'd have a more spirited gist of a biking experience. As for Bon Jovi (or "BJ" , as I call him), leave him for the pussies who have their bikes delivered by FedEx into Sturgis for the annual rally...

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Summary: If you are bored and have absolutely nothing to do......
Review: It was amusing to say the least. You really don't have to think real hard when watching this movie. You will probably laugh at the classic scene taken from "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid". As for that, just sit back and relax and let your mind zone. You may even feel like taking a smoke and drinking a beer. That is all you are going to get from this movie.

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Summary: ENJOYABLE NO BRAINER FOR THE STANDARD MALE.
Review: It's a fun movie to watch with a few beers and bro's, and it's got Chelsea Fields in it so it's gotta be a descent movie.

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Summary: A Kick A*s movie that everyone can laugh about.
Review: It's a good movie about two guys, different, yet friends who find themselves depending on each other to survive what they got themselves into in the first place. Besides even if you don't like the movie, if you're a Harley man...you'll love the bike that Mickey Rourke rides.

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Summary: Butch & Sundance Adaptation
Review: Mickey Rourke is Harley (Butch Casidy) and Don Johnson is the Marlboro Man (Sundance Kid), two struggling men who reunite to help out their friends. With crystal clear spoofs on scenes and dialog from "Butch Cassidy & The Sundace Kid", this movie is the essence of a buddy action flick from the late 80's and early 90's. A cast worthy of "School Ties" tags along, including Tia Carrera, Tom Sizemore, Dan Baldwin, Vanessa Williams, WWF Wrestler: Big John Stud, and quite a few familiar faces from likewise action movies. While it was a little sad to see two actors, both of whom at one time were considered to be at the top of their occupation, drudging along in a movie more suited for Steven Segal and Dolph Lungren, it's also fun to see them handle the parts with skill and a balance that keeps things from getting down right stupid. Tom Sizemore, who plays the bad guy steals the show as a smooth talking, sinister, drug pusher, that has zero fear of a biker and his cowboy buddy. All in all this is a great flick for those nights you just can't seem to get to sleep, which is exactly when the television stations play it.

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Summary: ride on!!!!!!!
Review: simply put when i was 9 yrs old and heard that opening song "wanted dead or alive" while harley (mickey rourke) is burnin across the desert, i was a fan for life.... though now i wondered why they didn't pick ccr's "run thru the jungle" for the opening credits...

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Summary: ride on!!!!!!!
Review: simply put when i was 9 yrs old and heard that opening song "wanted dead or alive" while harley (mickey rourke) is burnin across the desert, i was a fan for life.... though now i wondered why they didn't pick ccr's "run thru the jungle" for the opening credits...

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Summary: good ole rock and roll
Review: Since I have watched the movie 50 times I now have the cd soundtrack and it is as good as the movie was. Excellent rock & roll. Now all I need is the Harley motorcycle.

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Summary: Not bad enough to be enjoyable
Review: The movie was terrible, predictable, and made desparate attempts to distract attention from the plot with small arms fire. But you knew that. The reason to watch the movie is to see if it could shoot the moon and be so bad its enjoyable. Well, it failed. Minor amusement caused by ridiculous 80s trenchcoat stormtrooper kind of bad guys. Oh, but if you like motorcycles... its still boring, watch a better or worse film.