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Summary: Five-star movie...
Review: Hey, count it correctly. The previous reviewer gave it five stars, one star per review.
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Summary: Absolute load of crap.
Review: This is the worst movie I have ever seen, and since I am studying movies to be a director, I have seen a lot. Here are some creative adjectives I would use to describe this movie: Nauseating, offensive, terrible, rubbish, sad, depressing, catastrophic, foul.
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Summary: Two hours left until meteor hits? Don't watch this then!
Review: Well, Steve Buscemi was good. What? (I am sharply prodded in the back by someone offstage.) You want me to say more? Erm, well the effect were cool, if a bit confused. Hmmm. Rrrrgh! I can't keep it in any longer! Imagine if you were caught in the middle of a heavy meteor shower in New York, complete with exploding buildings. Would you, as Bay's characters do, wisecrack and say things like "I guess traffics gonna be held up! (Smirk!)" Or would you go "Oh my God! Aaaaah! Help!" And need a change of underwear. And then cry. I don't think you need to be a 'Jepody' winner to answer that. How can Bay expect us to get emotional when the world is about to be destroyed when he keeps on doing inane one-liners? Worse is when the film judders to a halt, creaking audibly, and the film loudly announces, "I am now going to show humanity weeping and praying. Note they are people outside of America because they LOOK FOREIGN and have these HANDY CULTURAL TRADEMARKS." The film is just a mess really. I suppose it could have been worse, if we English had had a hand in building the rocket it would have probably exploded mid-air! The effects are nice. But please, I want to use my brain.
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Summary: WHOOPPEE!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Review: How low has this culture sank so that we now flock to see a two and a half "entertainment" movie about how we are all going to die a horrible firey death when an asteroid hits this planet? This is the depressing premise behind this recent Jerry Bruckheimer / Michael Bay collaboration. The movie stars with a spectacular meteor shower on New York City, but then continues to hammer the audience over the head for 150 minutes with MTV quick cutting, and loud music. The picture does try to be tender in it's desensitized kind of way: (Scenes of the main characters bonding with their loved ones is intercut with guys trying to get it on with women at a strip club.) It's pretty sad that this movie made so much money. After all, what could be more depressing than a movie in which the fate of this entire planet rests on the sholders of a bunch of lame-brained rednecks lead by Bruce Willis!
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Summary: Who is the no brainer??
Review: I just browsed through the reviews and found out that EVERYONE claiming that this movie is a no brainer has posted more than 1 time their review like stupid spammers...talk about brains...maybe these guyz are frustrated cause they are dumb and can't understand the movie? <Evil grin> The thing is that this movie is great in its category...if you don't like action packed movies then don't watch it or don't buy it! Everyone knew it was this kind of movie BEFORE it came out so why did they go see it!? THAT is dumb. So before reviewing this movie and giving only 1 star, think about WHO/WHAT is a no brainer.
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Summary: Watch Deep Impact instead.
Review: This was the MTV version of Deep Impact. Deep Impact was far more realistic, far more dramatic, had far better acting, and was just all in all a better movie. But if you want to watch a movie for the sheer visceral thrill of expensive special effects, this one is for you.
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Summary: This movie is amazing!!
Review: I loved armageddon! It was funny, action-packed and emotional all in one. The acting is great and the jokes are even better!
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Summary: i was undoubtably impressed with this movie.
Review: i think that this movie had a realistic plot far as an astroid hitting the earth. it got si/fiwhen oil rig drillers got sent into space.had some heart felt moments was all around good movie i give it 5 stars and havent seen another movie as good since "tombstone". its a must own movie.
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Summary: COMDEMNATION NOTIFICATION
Review: By the power of the asteroids, I condemn this movie for being brainless, heartless, a total waste of money. Avoid at any cost.
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Summary: A pitifully bad movie
Review: I am shocked to see ANY positive reviews of this movie. It has a weak plot, poor acting, and abundant cliches. The only redeeming qualities in this movie can be found in the special effects, which were pretty impressive. However, special effects alone cannot help this movie. Don't waste your money!
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