Ninja Checkmate

Rating:
Summary: This is the reason film was invented.
Review: This is the best movie I've ever seen. The amazingly high levels of wonderfulness it contains will astound you. The rice bowl scene is perhaps one of the best images ever captured on film, and there's a guy in it that looks like an asian version of Wierd Al. Mystery of Chess Boxing is a tribute to the human race. If you do not watch it, your life will most likely be bad.

But beware the ghost faced killer.