Rating: Summary: Good...really really good. Review: Dear diary,
today I saw Kick Boxing academy. I dont wanna say it cahnged my life...but my lifes not the same as it was before. Five star, must see, America happy, Delaware happy, Europe happy. Please buy and watch this movie.
Rating: Summary: WOW Review: I have seen some bad movies in my time but this is just wow the only thing good about this movies is the hope that you might Spontaneously combust and die
Rating: Summary: Hilariously bad Review: I remember reading about this movie in a recent article on somethingawful.com in list of the "top ten best worst movies of all time." I then saw that it was on one of the movie channels, and decided to see for myself how bad it really was. Well, this movie is just terrible, maybe the worst I have ever seen. But it has some sort of sick, twisted entertainment value to it which is why I gave it 2 stars. I almost feel bad laughing because I'm pretty sure some of the actors in this movie are mildly retarded. If you're looking for something funny to rent, this movie is always in stock. The fight scenes are embarassingly bad, just like the acting and writing. Basically, it's fat ugly white kids running around a screen for 90 minutes flailing around and saying retarded, forced jokes. They also have a guy who looks like Derrick Greene from Sepultura in the fight scene toward the end.Wanna know the scary part? This was only 10th on somethingawful's best worst list. That means there's 9 movies out there that are worse than this one. Scary huh?
Rating: Summary: Hilariously bad Review: I remember reading about this movie in a recent article on somethingawful.com in list of the "top ten best worst movies of all time." I then saw that it was on one of the movie channels, and decided to see for myself how bad it really was. Well, this movie is just terrible, maybe the worst I have ever seen. But it has some sort of sick, twisted entertainment value to it which is why I gave it 2 stars. I almost feel bad laughing because I'm pretty sure some of the actors in this movie are mildly retarded. If you're looking for something funny to rent, this movie is always in stock. The fight scenes are embarassingly bad, just like the acting and writing. Basically, it's fat ugly white kids running around a screen for 90 minutes flailing around and saying retarded, forced jokes. They also have a guy who looks like Derrick Greene from Sepultura in the fight scene toward the end. Wanna know the scary part? This was only 10th on somethingawful's best worst list. That means there's 9 movies out there that are worse than this one. Scary huh?
Rating: Summary: Another Martial Arts Movie... Review: If you are into Martial Arts, you will enjoy this movie. It's not the greatest movie, but several of the Actor's brought out the best in their characters. Mainly, Christopher Khayman Lee and his sister Chyler Leigh. This movie is a little humorous and somewhat entertaining.
Rating: Summary: Awesomest Movie Ever! Review: If you only live to get radical, this is the flick for you! Awesome doesn't even begin to describe the pure action/comedy this movie is. Watch out...
Rating: Summary: SUCKAPUNCH!!!!! Review: OK Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok.....this is.......the best movie......................EVER! Every human being should see and buy this DVD. This movie will go down in history.......under AWSOME!!!!
Rating: Summary: SUCKAPUNCH!!!!! Review: OK Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok.....this is.......the best movie......................EVER! Every human being should see and buy this DVD. This movie will go down in history.......under AWSOME!!!!
Rating: Summary: Simple Fun Review: The acting was bad, the plot was simple but it was like watching a stage play - and an immensely entertaining one at that. This isn't serious watching but it is ALOT of fun!
Rating: Summary: Laugh out loud terrible Review: This film is absoulutely horrendous. The acting is of the lowest caliber that I have personally ever seen. My favorite part is when the dude is pointing a gun at the kids, and when they show his front, he's holding a machine gun, but when they show from behind, he's holding an uzi. WTF?!?! I think giving this film one star is giving it too much credit, but I couldn't give it negative infinity, so one will have to do. So terrible, it's hilarious. Anyone who has an opinion that isn't the same about this film, well congratulations, you are one of the few people on this planet whose opinion is wrong.
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