Rating: Summary: Great Action / Awesome Fight Scenes Review: This is a pretty good Van Damme movie, story is a bit confusing but man are the fight scenes awesome, Van Damme's back, high kicking, fast moving, spin kicking, bone crushing moves. The Van Damme we all like and enjoy. Great fights, can't wait for his new movie Derailed!!!!
Rating: Summary: OH! SOFIA! Review: This is a typical Van-Damm movie and its not to bad really. Why his releases are being relegated to strictly video now is unknown to me. One high note is the...local cop that befriends him when he is knee high in trouble. Her name is Sofia Milos and you can expect to see more of her I bet. Her...eyes and voluptuous body only crank up her dynamic screen prensence. Rarely have I seen such a good mix of...beauty and talent. I hope she makes her own movies now. Viva la Sofia!!!
Rating: Summary: God Damn!!! Review: This is one really bad movie! (That's bad as in terrible) And it's not even in the "so bad it's good" category. It's just bloody awful. Don't bother watching it. Studying drying paint would me more entertaining. Unfortunately, I could'nt give it no stars as the system does'nt allow it. You have been warned!
Rating: Summary: The Order is a very bad movie Review: This is quite possibly the worst movie I have even seen. Do not rent it, do not even think about renting it. Do not even think about thinking about renting it. Nonsense, this movie is total nonsense. Van Damme is a joke and he is getting too old. The Order is a direct to video release and that is for a reason.
Rating: Summary: Another Stinker Review: Van Damme is growing older while his movie budget continues to shrink. The fake CGI fire scenes are hysterical, as are the dark action sequences where nothing is visible except a few punches and the sound of several groans.I'm surprised at the decline, and always remain hopeful Van Damme can make a comeback and convince a studio to finance a theatrical release. Until that time, the direct to video ... stream remains steady and constant....
Rating: Summary: not his best Review: Van Damme is not the best actor we have and he needs a good cast to make a movie this has no other stars and the story is boring not his best not even good enough to call his movie to me just skip it
Rating: Summary: Vintage Van Damme! Review: Van Damme is old now, but still kicking butt. His archeological father is taken to Israel (IS REAL!?) to help a religious order bring armageddon to the world. Van Damme dresses up as an Amish person and kicks two men with a splits kick in the air! Amazing! The kicks haven't been cooler! After stopping "The Order" and throwing the explosives down a huge hole, Van Damme saved the world. The movie also contains Yanni-type music, spiritual! Also, with club-hopping music and Charlton Heston in a cameo! I was satisfied with this action extravaganza. Divinity! Van Damme needs to come back to the theaters after this movie. Always immortal!
Rating: Summary: Go Away Van Damme! Review: Van Damme needs to stay in Israel and never come back after this movie. Charlton Heston of all people, makes a horrible cameo and I was appalled. I've never been so disgruntled in my life after watching this. Oy Vey! No more. I can't take the pain and suffering, why do I keep renting these Van Damme movies. I guess I'm a nice guy.
Rating: Summary: Wonderful! Review: Van Damme stars as a thief and a wayward son of an archeologist who gets kidnapped while in Israel. It is up to Van Damme to save his father and prevent "world war 3" That's the story in a nutshell. It's too complicated for me to go into in great detail. But trust me you'll enjoy it. I resisted renting this film for a long time, but once I sat down to watch it, I found that I loved it. Great plot, great story and great acting. It also showed me a great view of Israel. There's also a lot of great humour in this. One thing I like about Van Damme (he partly wrote the script) is that he always makes sure his characters are more fleshed out less one dimensional. It really is too bad that Jean-Claude's career took such a turn for the worse. How someone like him is stuck doing video now. And other less talented "stars" are still on the big screen is beyond me. I guess some people have all the luck.
Rating: Summary: not replicant Review: when I rented this movie I thought it would have been as good as his last direct-to-video replicant. But it was really lame. I wish that Van damme would choose his movies bettter because I want to see him in the theaters where he should be.If you like Van damme as much as I do rent this before you buy it. It isn't nearly as good as Hard target,Maxmium risk,Death warrent, desert heat, or replicant. This isnt worth anytime use it for another one of his movies instead.
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