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Summary: 10 dollar budget + washed up stars = 3 ninjas!
Review: A friend of mine caught the end of this movie on cinemax, then he waited until the next time it was on, and taped it. When he brought it to my house I was shocked and apalled. The acting is horrible, the fight scenes are disgusting, and the children are flat out annoying, not to mention Colt, who has a mullet and nostrils the size of dump truck tires. I started watching the movie at the part where multiple "ninjas" in funny black costumes attack the children. One of the 3 kids jumps about 12 feet onto the roof of a building, the ninja he is fighting appearently intentionally falls off after he gets hit. Tum tum the youngest one is always kicking these 6 foot tall men in the face, but they never show him do it, just a leg probably on a stick. The movie is chock full of "Ball" jokes, every ninja that Tum tum ever fights gets kicked in the privates, ha ha? What about the time a ninja gets knocked onto a railing, and is sliding down it butt first. Naturally another ninja ends up keeping his chin right on the railing, for some wierd reason, and gets hit in the face by a butt. How about when the lady shoots out all the lights and sends ninjas after the three children, they are swinging in the dark, one falls off the scaffolding, is holding on by a hand, it's dark right? Well to summon up courage in the ninja the other one shows him a picture of their grandmaster guy, I thought it was just dark? This movie is ... horrible ..., watch it and write everything that is wrong with it, what was the director thinking?...
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Summary: DO NOT WATCH
Review: DO NOT WATCH IT. it is a complete waste of time. the shots are off (you can see the people in the background and it's obvious that the film is being sped up). if you want to watch a good 3 ninjas movie, stick with the first 3. i do this to warn you.
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Summary: Another great ninja movie with Alan McRae
Review: High Noon at Mega Mountain was cool, even though the three ninja kids weren't the same as in the other movies, and the new Colt has a mullet. Alan McRae, as Sam Douglas, takes command as the FBI agent, and gives us another great performance as the ninja's dad. The grandpa wasn't in this one, but that was okay, the kids kicked plenty of butt. Hulk Hogan was rad as Dave Dragon, but Alan McRae did a better job in the movie. No one messes with Sam Douglas! Sam Douglas is tough!
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Summary: This movie boring
Review: I don't like this movie beause it doesn't have the same Rocky, Colt, and Tum Tum.
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Summary: Great!
Review: I have a really rambunctious, 5-year old brother and he is always running around and getting into trouble! We rented The 3 Ninjas and he actually sat down and watched the whole movie! He especially likes Tum Tum!
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Summary: Good sequel!
Review: I thought this was a good movie. But I don't know why they don't have the same actors from the first film on all of these sequels. I didn't like the new actors in this film but I did like the movie though.
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Summary: good movie, but diffent place in time
Review: If you watch all of the 3 Ninja movies you whoud notice that Tum Tum is much younger then just about all of the others movie's and there personalitys are almost diffrent to.
In other hand it is a good movie it has a good plot just like 3Ninjas
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Summary: Watch this movie with friends!!!
Review: In the proud tradition of such films as Casper: A Spirited Begining, director Sean Patrick McNamara brings us 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain. This movie is beyond incredibal. First of all, lets look at the cast: Washed up stars Loni Anderson and JIM VARNEY(!) lead the pack of villians. The 3 ninjas, Rocky, Colt, and Tum Tum go to Mega Mountain park on Tum Tum's birthday and Jim Varney and Loni Anderson take over it. And who should show up to help them but HULK HOGAN! Here's an example of the way this movie goes: In the begining, Tum-tum asks his Grandfather if he can join them at Mega-Mountain. Grandpa says: You Bet I can! HE NEVER SHOWS UP UNTIL THE LAST SCENE IN THE MOVIE, AND THE SCENE DOES NOT TAKE PLACE AT THE PARK. This movie is incredibal. I CANT WAIT for the DVD
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Summary: A Winner!
Review: Once in a while, a movie with such wonderful characters and terrific martial arts hits the screens of America. This time out the Ninja's have outdone themselves. The best Ninja film by far. This is a must see. A winner for anyone who still believes in hero's.
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Summary: The greatest movie, Just like Hogan, the greatest!
Review: This movie features Hollywood Hogan, Hulk Hogan, in the roll of a after-school TV show action hero who's show was cancelled due to the kids of the 90's not believing in heroes anymore. Hogan and the 3 Ninja's go against a money and power hngry woman who buys Ninja's and fighters of her own to fight her battles and like in life and in wrestling, Hogan, who plays "Dick Dragon", had the task of proving himself as a hero and does so.
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