The Patriot

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Summary: Where is the action?
Review: Good story, decent acting, well shot, great score...BUT...Where is the action? Pretty weak and anti-climactic ending.

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Summary: "These flowers will stop the virus."
Review: After having watched "Marked for Death," "The Patriot" was quite disappointing. Your initial reaction might be, "Wait a minute. This is a Steven Seagal movie. That means it is going to have lots of action!" Well, you are gravely mistaken. Watch as Steven Seagal makes a fake ID on his home computer! Watch as Steven Seagal fails at finding a cure for the virus! Watch as Steven Seagal fails at assaulting a water dispenser! The only reason why this movie actually earned two stars is that Steven Seagal stabs his enemy in the head with a broken champagne glass...after they have become friends! Unfortunately, there are not very many funny bad lines. One of the few that comes to mind is when the military helicopter sprays flowers at the city (refer to title of review). Additionally, you can watch as Steven Seagal runs like a sissy-boy.

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Summary: Are you kidding?
Review: Really one of the worst films I have seen in quite some time. Sea-gull must stop making movies now.... The same storyline can be found in Outbreak, a far far superior film.