Batman & Robin

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Summary: It is supposed to be the Dark Knight, not Rainbow Bright...
Review: If Joel Schumacher directs one more of these films, I am going to hang myself. Get Burton, or somebody else who won't turn Batman movies into a travesty. He has probably never read the comic book. What was with all the bright colors. It is the DARK KNIGHT, not Rainbow Bright. He single handedly destroyed what Tim Burton had done for the first two films. If Joel Schumacher makes another one, and it sucks as bad as the last two, then I think all the fans of the dark knight should file a lawsuit against the studio and Joel Schumacher for wasting 2+ hours of their lives that they will never see again.

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Summary: Please bring back Tim Burton and Michael Keaton!
Review: I haved loved Batman ever since I saw it when I was 7. The Burton/Keaton Batmans were terrific because they were so dark, but Batman Forever wasn't too bad. This installment was very disappointing. The script was terrible, to say the least, and there were so many useless subplots(the motorcycle race for example). Clooney as Batman was pretty good but Keaton is the best. I liked Clooney a lot better that Kilmer. The villans were terrible and they should not let supermodels act(Elle mcpherson). The sidekicks were alright, but Batgirl's character should've been developed more. This movie is a letdown so if you really want a good Batman movie, watch the first two.

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Summary: Oh boy.
Review: Here's the problem with this movie, and it's something that's so easy, and has been mentioned so many times, that it merits repetition: Batman isn't the star of his own movie. Depite popular demand, Batman is the most interesting character in the world of Gotham City. Would he rather be Bruce or Batman? DOES he create these villains, and is he responsible for them? What does he do in his spare time? Does he HAVE spare time? These are all questions that this movie franchise has chosen to ignore, allowing the team for the Animated Series to reign supreme as the top-Bat people. How generous. Basically, this problem runs through all 4 movies, but it's especially noticeable here because the focus of this one (everyone BUT Batman) is boring, lame, and wasted. This movie tries to be funny, and some accused them of blasphemy, but that's not the problem. The problem is IT ISN'T funny! If it were funny, it wouldn't have been a problem. so all in all, nothing is done well in this movie. Oh! And the music is RECYCLED FROM THE PREVIOUS MOVIE! What the hell?

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Summary: Holy Horsedung!
Review: Not only is this by far the worst of the four Batman films, it is possibly one of the worst movies ever made. Clooney was accused of ruining the franchise with his performance in this film, but the astounding awfulness of this picture has nothing to do with him. Writer Goldsman and director Schumacher have discovered a new low in filmmaking by demonstrating a genuine contempt for their audience. The jokes are insulting to the viewer, and the wretched "everything is possible" take on the action scenes reduce the danger to the heroes to nothing, and thereby destroy any sense of suspense or drama. A bunch of very talented actors are wasted in this schlockfest. If there never is another Batman film, it will be the fault of the overpaid hacks who wrote and directed this offensive mess.

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Summary: Who would have thaught Batman could be so boring.
Review: I love Batman. By far the best comic book hero of all time. But just because of my almost religious devotion to the dark knight, doesn't mean I'm not going to notice when a movie reaks. I saw this in the theatre and I swear I was checking my watch hoping this would end. Arnold Schwarzennegger pocketed a cool 25 million for portraying Victor Freeze. He should have had to return it to Warner Bros for the terrible job he did. As for Clooney. Keaton and Kilmer were great Batman. Clooney wouldn't make a good Alfred. Joel Shumacher is an idiot if this is the best he can do. They should have let the director of the animated cartoon make this instead of that hack. Hey was I the only one who screamed in terror when I heard Robin scream "Cowabunga" This is Batman not Kung Fu Turtles. If Amazon.com had a 0 star I would have used it.

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Summary: What the hell is this monstrosity?
Review: A kick in the teeth for anybody who realises that Batman would spend two weeks on a roof waiting to catch a paedophile. Embarrasing to watch with so many naff self referencing jokes you wonder if the script was written by a five year old kid. Somebody should pay dearly for making this movie. watch the animated series instead.

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Summary: NO!
Review: Although the first was good, seeing this movie just makes want to puke. This one is should be on the list of the worst movie ever made.

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Summary: Holy Creative Fiascos, Batman!
Review: This is a perfect example of how even the most popular film franchises can be ruined by forgetting what made them work. Gone is Tim Burton's provacative exploration of the soul of the Dark Knight; here instead is a one-dimensional festival of agrivating camp and visual overkill. The acting is paper-thin (except for Uma Thurman and George Clooney who, although he's good, can never match Michael Keaton's brilliant performance in Burton's two modern classics), the action is far too over-the-top, and the entire movie is completely empty. Next time, Warner Brothers should ditch Joel Schumacher and bring back Burton!

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Summary: Boring, dull, obnoxious and pittiful excuse of a movie
Review: It's hard to believe that a film like Batman and Robin excists in a form of a movie. Everything is bad here. Schwarzenegger is awful, Clooney (stick to ER), O'Donell BAD and Silverstone;well word's can't describe it. A trip to the dentist sounds more appealing. DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T BUY IT.

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Summary: Batman Is The Best!!
Review: Batgirl Joins the Caped Crusader In An Action-Packed Adventure!