9 Deaths of the Ninja

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Summary: No Chris Farley in this one!
Review: This movie lacks the serious representation of the NINJA scene that chris farley brought us in the movie Beverley Hills Ninja. The action starts out fast paced but curved to the left just a little with the romantic subplot. The nude scene leaves little to the imagination, i almost made my little girl go to sleep without seeing the ending. But all in all this is the best we have seen from Emmett Alston. I recommend taking a look at this movie if you enjoyed Fried Green Tomatoes and Dirty Harry 1 through 3.

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Summary: Best film ever.
Review: This video was rented completely by mistake, but my friends and i ended up with the funniest film ever created. A ninja called Spike; midget mexican bandido ninjas; a lesbian guerrila psycho; a wheelchair bound Hitler wannabe; a man who can only communicate through laughter; a considerate henchman who replaces a helicopter door after it has been broken off; and perhaps the funniest dialogue ever written by man, woman or child. You know it's gonna be good when they try and rip off James Bond credits at the beginning, with Kosugi wielding his sword in the medium of dance. Words alone cannot tell you how good it really is. Everyone in the world must own a copy now. They should be given free at birth.