Death Warrant

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Summary: A LITTLE BETTER THAN VAN DAMME'S COSTUMARY TRASH
Review: This is a good movie if you wanna se Van Damme and ignore all the holes in the plot.

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Summary: The best movie ever!
Review: This is a great action movie with wonderful fight scenes. Van Damme rules!

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Summary: Van Damme in Prison!
Review: Van Damme (immortal genius) goes undercover to investigate mysterious murders in a prison. That's the whole plot. How genius of the writers and director. He encounters "The Sandman" and fights him in front of the whole ward. "The Sandman" thought he was smooth by breaking a lightbulb and trying to hurt Van Damme with it. He didn't succeed and Van Damme kicked him with his trademark noise and facial expression. Ultimate appreciation for that lord. The man wouldn't go down; Van Damme tried everything, until an ultimate Van Damme kick sent him to destruction. Astonishing!

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Summary: Pure [poo]!
Review: Van Damme goes undercover in a prison to uncover some mysterious deaths. He runs into transvestites, a black man missing an eye and the Sandman, yes! This movie is pure [poo], but I loved every mintue of it. When the Sandman threw a wrench at Van Damme's face, I was laughing so hard I split my pants. The Sandman was pretty clever by breaking a lightbulb over Van Damme's face, but Van Damme jumpkicked him into a furnace, yes! But wait, the Sandman jumped out of the furnace on fire, pure hilarity! You can't kill the Sandman, but Van Damme ultra kicked him into a screw. YES! Buy this movie now. Support Van Damme forever.

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Summary: GOOD STRATEGY
Review: Van DAmme knows his real market in the videos, not in the theaters. Because, when you're wasting your time at home with nothing to do, a good-old action movie is a good choice, not having to "think", just enjoy the action sequences. THis movie does its function well.

Rating:
Summary: GOOD STRATEGY
Review: Van DAmme knows his real market in the videos, not in the theaters. Because, when you're wasting your time at home with nothing to do, a good-old action movie is a good choice, not having to "think", just enjoy the action sequences. THis movie does its function well.