Gangland

Rating:
Summary: oh...wow!
Review: Dig a hole in your yard. Throw 9.99 into the hole. Fill the hole back in. Go read a book. This is a far better way to spend your time and money. Better yet, give the 10 bucks to a homeless person. Then go read a book. Hell, read the back of the shampoo bottle for 94 minutes. Do not waste your time on this one. It makes anything by Ed Wood look like Citizen Kane. I gave it one star only because Amazon wont let me give it zero.

Rating:
Summary: This movie is good. And by good, I mean sucks.
Review: I give it 3 stars because of the amount of times it made us laugh out loud. This is some of the worst direction, production and writing in the history of, well, history. I've seen soft-core porn with a better storyline.

Best thing about this movie? It's billed as having Ice T and Coolio as the stars...they're both dead within the first 3 minutes of the film. I'm sorry....did I just call this failure a film? I meant movie.

Don't watch this alone. It'll make you feel icky. It's meant for a rainy saturday afternoon, with a good friend and a good bottle.

I have to get back to this disaster now...beware...this movie is the reason that other cultures hate us.