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Summary: The Movie is Pretty Good
Review: Anaconda is good. The special effects are good, the scripe is alright. But the it takes a while for the movie to get going. The location of this movie is great. This movie is about a group of people on a boat who are attacked by a giant man eating snack.
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Summary: Anaconda ROCKS
Review: THE FIRST TIME I SAW SAW THIS PEOPLE TOLD ME IT WAS BAD SOME TOLD IT WAS GOOD SO I RELENESLEY WATCHED IT AND IT ROCKS1. ICE CUBE LOPEZ ARE GREAT IN THIS FILM LOVE EM.YOU GO SNAKE THE SNAKE IS AWSOME A KILLING MACHINE SWALLOW VOIGHT SEEEE IT IT ROCKS.
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Summary: JLO JLO...oh and the snake too....
Review: Let's just say that this movie is NOT a msterpiece however it does have some good points well ok one actually Jennifer Lopez rocks.The special effects for the snake are pretty good too but the other actors are totaly cheesy and the story is very basic.
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Summary: GREAT MOVIE SCARY.
Review: THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE ALMOST EVER VISUAL SUPRISSES.greeat acting im glad that jon voight guy got eaten.and its suspensful. see it you might like it.
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Summary: cooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Review: see it ice cube jennifer at ther best the best movie in the world im turning 13 in 5 mouns and i can tell you this is the best movie ever made.
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Summary: see this 555 starrrrrrrrs
Review: the best movie ever made see it the best good f/x good snake attacks good everything my favorite movie of all time
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Summary: the best.
Review: this is the third best movie in the world. good f/x the snake is tight.the actors are suoerb dont belive the bad things you hear about this movie.its great theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. best.100 100000000000000000000000000000000 stars.
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Summary: A Scary Movie!
Review: I was at first skeptical of watching this movie thinking that it would be silly. After I watched i I was well pleased. The giant maneating snake well carried the show. Jon Voight in the role of the villain was outstanding. The filming crew were very good also. The special effects in this movie were also outstanding. The snake victims being swallowed whole was pretty good photography. The scene with Jon Voight was exceptional. The scenery in this movie also added to the quality of the movie.Ifyou are squeamish about snakes don't watch this movie.All in all this was a very entertaining movie. Watch it. You will not be dissapointed.
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Summary: Anacon-dumb
Review: J-Lo and company brave the Amazon and a deadly snake in this laugh-filled comedy about love and life's little adventures and slithery, computer animated snakes that sneak up on you and squeeze you until your eyeballs pop out. The plot? Some guys and Jennifer Lopez' ... boat down the Amazon to make a documentary. Then things happen. Snake-like things, and people's feelings get hurt. And some non-snake related things, but none of it makes much sense. Lopez plays it all oh-so-serious and shows a flair for action-adventure physicality. She works hard, too, with the same work ethic that elevated her from Fly Girl on "In Living Color" to multi-platinum recording artist and superstar actress. And Ice Cube? He's got charisma. Only Voight seems to realize, however, that this movie blows big time, so he chews the Amazonian scenery with aplomb. Even his final scene is a hoot (I don't want to give too much away... wink!). And Eric Stoltz is supposed to be in it, but he takes a powder early on, and spends most of his screen time lying in bed, dying. Not once will you believe in the snake, or snakes. The CGI snake looks nothing like the animatronic snake, and neither of them moves at all like the real thing. Still, it's better than the similarly tongue-in-cheek "Lake Placid," and it does have Jennifer Lopez in it... I'm tempted to give it 3 stars, but I won't. I can't do that to you. Your expectations might go too high. Watch it sometime when you're bored or drunk, or both.
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Summary: This movie should be burned!
Review: I heard about this movie a few years ago but it just didn't sound appealing to me. About 2 weeks ago I was at the video rental store with my girlfriend. I picked out my movies and she brought up this one. She said she saw it in the theater and it was pretty good. I read the back cover and it sounded like one of the *stupidest* movies I had ever read about, but I would give it a shot anyway. Movies like this should be banned. I would rather be burned in hot oil, covered in salt, have my fingers cut off and soak them in lemon juice for 12 hours, and be forced to watch reruns of Lawrence Welk for 2 consecutive weeks with rap music blasting in the background on blown speakers than suffer through this movie ever again. First off, the acting isn't believeable at all. Eric Stoltz was the main character and his entire dialog could just about be fit on a 3x5 card, double spaced, large font, and have room left. Very single dimension characters. Ice Cube I guess was supposed to be the tough guy and his character had the IQ of tomato plant. Jon Voight was the bad guy, and he wasn't even remotely convincing of it. I would be more scared of pokemon with a communicable disease than him. The special effects were so unreal it isn't even funny. I could create better special effects with tin foil, oil paint, masking tape, used toilet paper, and scrapings off an all night diners grille than what they used. The snake is incredible fake looking. A scene where it eats one of the characters and a little while later you see it underwater with the guys face in its body has to be the WORST special effect I have ever seen. I have seen better work done with saran wrap and toothpicks. After I watched about half of this movie, I went back to using my computer. I told my girlfriend I couldn't stand to watch it anymore. I would rather watch the Mickey Mouse Club all day with a smile on my face and singing Barney songs than suffer through this ever again. She agreed. I don't let her pick out the movies anymore. I could sit around for days listening to N Sync, Britney Spears, and the Backstreet Boys, watch endless pokemon cartoons and the X-Men movie, and attend any insurance class and have a smile on my face before I could deal with this movie again. There really should be laws against this kind of movie. The producer should have burned it before it was even published. If you are extremely bored, or you like movies with bad plots and even worse special effects, then this movie might be right for you. I haven't seen anything this horrible in years. All I got out of watching the movie is that a group of researchers went into the jungle and came across a HUGE snake that tried to kill and eat them all. If there was any more of a plot than that, then I missed it. Don't believe me? Rent it and watch it. If you aren't totally sobbing with regret after seeing this movie and thoughts of death aren't running through your mind, then you either weren't paying attention, or it doesn't take much to entertain you. I'm getting depressed just thinking about the movie so I'll just end my review here.
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